State of the Onion 2010

TheMercenary · 02-02-2010, 07:34 PM

http://www.cellar.org/showpost.php?p=630581&postcount=1

jinx · 02-02-2010, 07:38 PM

2,210 calories and 134 grams of fat

squirell nutkin · 02-02-2010, 07:55 PM

That's only half fat.

Here's a quiz:
You are on a foodless island for one year and have only water and one of the following foods to take with you.This is a survival consideration, not a favorite food question.
Which of the following would you bring?
1) Peaches
2) Broccoli
3) Hot Dogs (organic, kosher,etc)
4) Chocolate
5) Romaine Lettuce

lumberjim · 02-02-2010, 07:58 PM

I wanna say peaches, but something tells me that the answer should be chocolate

Nirvana · 02-02-2010, 08:04 PM

broccoli

jinx · 02-02-2010, 08:05 PM

Are we supposed to assume that the water around the island is also foodless?

TheMercenary · 02-02-2010, 08:19 PM

The water is filled with onions.

Clodfobble · 02-02-2010, 10:07 PM

It's gotta be either the hot dogs or the chocolate, or else he wouldn't be asking.

squirell nutkin · 02-02-2010, 10:12 PM

yeah, hot dogs or chocolate. The other foods don't supply you with any fat. you'll die.

Well, some of you will die.

lumberjim · 02-02-2010, 10:12 PM

I think I might could last a year with what I've got stored

Undertoad · 02-03-2010, 04:16 AM

well the hot dogs would go bad after a day or two

glatt · 02-03-2010, 07:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Undertoad

well the hot dogs would go bad after a day or two

Depends on the island. He didn't say "tropical" island. I'm thinking one of the islands off the northern coast of Baffin Island would keep those hot dogs safe for a year. Of course, then you would have trouble drinking the water.

Nirvana · 02-03-2010, 11:32 AM

I guess I would still take the broccoli and feel good until I die from no fat. Hotdogs make you feel like shit. Now Chocolate is do-able.

TheMercenary · 02-03-2010, 04:22 AM

Quote:

Sweet onions have a shorter shelf life than common varieties due to a higher water and sugar content. Thus, it's important to store them properly.

Ideally, sweet onions should be stored in a cool, dark, dry location and spread out for optimum air circulation. Most growers suggest placing onions in a clean pair of pantyhose, with knots tied in between each onion, then hung in a cool, dry place. Just snip off below each knot when you need one.

Stored properly, sweet onions should last in your pantry about ten days to two weeks.

Cut, raw onion leftovers should be tightly wrapped and refrigerated to be used within a few days.

Although sweet onions are best eaten raw, they can be chopped and frozen for future cooking uses, with no blanching necessary. Frozen onions begin to lose their flavor after about twelve months in the freezer.

Trilby · 02-03-2010, 05:28 AM

so what's the answer? I expect to be on a foodless island this afternoon and this could really help me pack.

02-02-2010, 07:34 PM	#1
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02-02-2010, 07:38 PM	#2
jinx Come on, cat. Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: general vicinity of Philadelphia area Posts: 7,013	2,210 calories and 134 grams of fat __________________ Crying won't help you, praying won't do you no good.

02-02-2010, 07:55 PM	#3
squirell nutkin has a second hand user title Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: in a Nut House Posts: 2,017	That's only half fat. Here's a quiz: You are on a foodless island for one year and have only water and one of the following foods to take with you.This is a survival consideration, not a favorite food question. Which of the following would you bring? 1) Peaches 2) Broccoli 3) Hot Dogs (organic, kosher,etc) 4) Chocolate 5) Romaine Lettuce __________________ And now I'm finished posting.

02-02-2010, 07:58 PM	#4
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	I wanna say peaches, but something tells me that the answer should be chocolate __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

02-02-2010, 08:04 PM	#5
Nirvana Back in 10 Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 3,684	broccoli __________________ Speaking simply... do not confuse this with having a simple mind.

02-02-2010, 08:05 PM	#6
jinx Come on, cat. Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: general vicinity of Philadelphia area Posts: 7,013	Are we supposed to assume that the water around the island is also foodless? __________________ Crying won't help you, praying won't do you no good.

02-02-2010, 08:19 PM	#7
TheMercenary “Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo” Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Savannah, Georgia Posts: 21,393	The water is filled with onions. __________________ Anyone but the this most fuked up President in History in 2012!

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02-02-2010, 10:12 PM	#9
squirell nutkin has a second hand user title Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: in a Nut House Posts: 2,017	yeah, hot dogs or chocolate. The other foods don't supply you with any fat. you'll die. Well, some of you will die. __________________ And now I'm finished posting.

02-03-2010, 04:16 AM	#11
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	well the hot dogs would go bad after a day or two

02-03-2010, 11:32 AM	#13
Nirvana Back in 10 Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 3,684	I guess I would still take the broccoli and feel good until I die from no fat. Hotdogs make you feel like shit. Now Chocolate is do-able. __________________ Speaking simply... do not confuse this with having a simple mind.

02-03-2010, 05:28 AM	#15
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	so what's the answer? I expect to be on a foodless island this afternoon and this could really help me pack. __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

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