Dec 5, 2009: Flying Pig

xoxoxoBruce · 12-05-2009, 01:46 AM

Well, boing more like boing bouncing pig, boing to be boing honest.

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This little piggy is more than happy to show the world two clean pairs of heels. At six weeks old, Scarlett the rare-breed porker has already mastered the art of trampolining.

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Owners Gwen and Steve Howell say the woolly Hungarian mangalitza enjoys the experience so much that their daughters Tara, 14, and Alex, eight, now have to wait their turn to play. Mr and Mrs Howell, both estate agents, have seven pet pigs on their farm in Shrewsbury. Scarlett's father Percy was the first to try the trampoline but is now so fat that he would probably break it.
The couple are planning to show off Scarlett's skills to Simon Cowell next week at auditions for Britain's Got Talent. Mrs Howell, 46, said: 'Scarlett will be trampolining and two of our other pigs, Arthur and Polly, will be doing their own dances nearby. We hope the judges will be impressed.'

Will blood prove thicker than water?
Or will Simon reject his own kind?
Tune in, same pig time, same pig channel.

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ZenGum · 12-05-2009, 02:04 AM

Invisible barbecue spit.

bluecuracao · 12-05-2009, 02:21 AM

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Percy was the first to try the trampoline but is now so fat that he would probably break it.

Mmmm.

newtimer · 12-05-2009, 10:01 AM

....and in a related story, Mr. Burns made a large donation to the Springfield orphanage today.

Gravdigr · 12-05-2009, 12:26 PM

The pig and the Simpsons reference thrust this to mind: Spider Pig, Spider Pig, does whatever a Spider Pig does.

spudcon · 12-05-2009, 03:30 PM

Bouncing Bacon Batman!

wolf · 12-05-2009, 04:23 PM

Wow, a lot of people are going to have to pony up with stuff they never expected to have to do ...

Griff · 12-05-2009, 06:55 PM

... more of a controlled fall.

wolf · 12-05-2009, 09:42 PM

Throwing yourself at the ground, and missing, you mean.

Must be easier to distract a pig.

Griff · 12-06-2009, 07:55 AM

I dunno, pigs are pretty focused. That's why there is no pig in Grifftopia. They are too damned friendly and smart to eat. I prefer an animal that doesn't fully comprehend the knife. Crap, I'll be a vegetarian before I know it.

xoxoxoBruce · 12-06-2009, 11:29 AM

Wait... what's that? Do you hear that? Is that string beans screaming?

Sundae · 12-06-2009, 11:33 AM

Shame on them for adopting a Hungarian pig when there are breeds dying out in England.

The shockers.

xoxoxoBruce · 12-06-2009, 11:50 AM

Aren't the hairy pigs one of the breeds that have all but vanished over there?

Gravdigr · 12-30-2009, 07:13 AM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

Aren't the hairy pigs one of the breeds that have all but vanished over there?

Leave my ex outta this...

xoxoxoBruce · 12-30-2009, 12:25 PM

Is that any way to talk about that sweet young thing, that set your heart aflutter?

12-05-2009, 02:04 AM	#2
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12-05-2009, 12:26 PM	#5
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12-05-2009, 03:30 PM	#6
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12-05-2009, 04:23 PM	#7
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	Wow, a lot of people are going to have to pony up with stuff they never expected to have to do ... __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

12-05-2009, 06:55 PM	#8
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	... more of a controlled fall. __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

12-05-2009, 10:01 AM	#4
newtimer Operations Operative Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 479	....and in a related story, Mr. Burns made a large donation to the Springfield orphanage today.

12-05-2009, 09:42 PM	#9
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	Throwing yourself at the ground, and missing, you mean. Must be easier to distract a pig. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

12-06-2009, 07:55 AM	#10
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	I dunno, pigs are pretty focused. That's why there is no pig in Grifftopia. They are too damned friendly and smart to eat. I prefer an animal that doesn't fully comprehend the knife. Crap, I'll be a vegetarian before I know it. __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

12-06-2009, 11:29 AM	#11
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Wait... what's that? Do you hear that? Is that string beans screaming? __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

12-06-2009, 11:33 AM	#12
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Shame on them for adopting a Hungarian pig when there are breeds dying out in England. The shockers. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

12-06-2009, 11:50 AM	#13
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Aren't the hairy pigs one of the breeds that have all but vanished over there? __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

12-30-2009, 12:25 PM	#15
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Is that any way to talk about that sweet young thing, that set your heart aflutter? __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

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