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Old 11-25-2009, 06:05 PM   #1
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Paula Deen - A NUT

perusing thanksgiving day recipes I came across this:

Deep-Fried Cranberry Sauce Fritters

by Paula Deen

Deep frying cranberry sauce seems so very wrong - but, I bet it's good. I also wonder if ol' Paula is Scottish. They seem to want to fry everything, too. Where is bebop? Where is a Scottish person when you need one? typical - at the fry shop.
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Old 11-25-2009, 06:07 PM   #2
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Oh, I saw her make those - they were NASTY looking! (But the audience seemed to think they were yummy!)
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Old 11-25-2009, 06:07 PM   #3
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Old 11-25-2009, 06:13 PM   #4
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I can not stand that woman.
lol. I can't,either. I can't stand any of them, really. Now that I have one clue about cooking - I can be more discriminating about who I take advice/recipes from.

I do like the barefoot contessa - I have one of her cookbooks and it's ok.

I like marcella hazan....
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Old 11-30-2009, 08:52 PM   #5
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I can not stand that woman.
Sorry. Too late. Your Cellar Santa has already sent you Paula Deen: Season 1.
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Old 11-25-2009, 06:15 PM   #6
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Old 11-25-2009, 07:10 PM   #7
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can't be any crazier than the turducken. I saw this on Paula's show, and am like WTF? I have to tell the Cellar about this.

but I searched, like a good girl, and notice it's been discussed before. But seriously--turducken WTF?
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Old 11-25-2009, 11:57 PM   #8
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can't be any crazier than the turducken. I saw this on Paula's show, and am like WTF? I have to tell the Cellar about this.

but I searched, like a good girl, and notice it's been discussed before. But seriously--turducken WTF?
A smaller scale American edition of Stuffed Camel, Cloud.
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Old 11-26-2009, 12:21 AM   #9
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The right way to do turducken, is to remove all the bones from the three birds. Then you can slice through it like a jellyroll, for maximun effect. That's a shitload of work, though.
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Old 11-28-2009, 10:02 PM   #10
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The right way to do turducken, is to remove all the bones from the three birds. Then you can slice through it like a jellyroll, for maximun effect. That's a shitload of work, though.
Don't forget a layer of stuffing between each bird and inside the last one. Extra points if you use three different kinds of stuffing.

A friend made this for Christmas dinner a year or two ago. The meat was very good. My only issue is that I like crispy skin which didn't happen on the 'underbirds'.

I just guessing, but I wouldn't be suprised to find 'deep fried turducken' out there.
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Old 11-29-2009, 10:36 AM   #11
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I just guessing, but I wouldn't be suprised to find 'deep fried turducken' out there.
I may need to try that for X-mas.
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Old 11-30-2009, 03:17 AM   #12
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I just guessing, but I wouldn't be suprised to find 'deep fried turducken' out there.
I read that's a no-no. Deep fried birds work, because the oil is also cooking from the inside. A Turducken is basicly solid and would be underdone, unless you fucked up the outside.

Here ya go.
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Old 11-26-2009, 06:13 AM   #13
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can't be any crazier than the turducken. I saw this on Paula's show, and am like WTF? I have to tell the Cellar about this.

but I searched, like a good girl, and notice it's been discussed before. But seriously--turducken WTF?
We're having turducken for Christmas dinner.
The nice people at Tesco have already done all the hard work though.

I mis-spelled it in my previous post (turduckhen).
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Old 11-28-2009, 12:29 AM   #14
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Turducken may be WTF health-wise, but it sounds yummy to me. Me wanna try.
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Old 11-28-2009, 08:13 AM   #15
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I'd like to hit Paula Deen in the face with a ham!



Never mind...
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