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Old 11-01-2009, 05:05 PM   #1
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hey, i'm new.

my name is garrett. i'm from louisville, kentucky and i'm 15 years old.

what's this place like?
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Old 11-01-2009, 05:39 PM   #2
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This place likes capital letters.

Oh, and eating cute animals.
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Old 11-01-2009, 05:51 PM   #3
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Hey, LJ. Quiz needed over here, please!
(and welcome, Mr Horror!)
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Old 11-01-2009, 05:52 PM   #4
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Hello Garret....(or Rocky....which do you prefer? ...chances are you'll be Rocky here since that's your monika:P)

Welcome to the Cellar.

I think if you decide to stick around, you will be our youngest dwellar. Which is kind of cool, since our previous youngest dwellar is all growed up now and having a whale of a time in College (*blinks at Ibby*)

In answer to your question: The Cellar is many things to many people. It's friendly and vicious, welcoming and hostile. It is a dangerous, safe place. I would suggest for your own mental health and your parents' peace of mind that you stay out of threads marked NSFW (not safe for work) :P

And yes, we like capital letters and eating cute animals.
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Old 11-01-2009, 06:06 PM   #5
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Limey:

1. You see a man drop a fiver. no one else sees it....and the man is walking away. What do you do?...WHAT DO YOU DO!?

2. Did you ever get pee on your finger?

3. How long has it been since you played checkers?

4. Are you scotch, scots, or scottish? or sasnach?

5. finish this sentence: Long live the ________

6. multiple choice: A B or C?

7. Ever had a threesome?

8. Why do most quizzes have ten questions?
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Old 11-02-2009, 02:52 AM   #6
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Limey:

1. You see a man drop a fiver. no one else sees it....and the man is walking away. What do you do?...WHAT DO YOU DO!?

2. Did you ever get pee on your finger?

3. How long has it been since you played checkers?

4. Are you scotch, scots, or scottish? or sasnach?

5. finish this sentence: Long live the ________

6. multiple choice: A B or C?

7. Ever had a threesome?

8. Why do most quizzes have ten questions?
I din't mean for me but for the new boy, but since you assked ...
1 Pick it up and keep it
2 Yup, didn't everyone?
3 Do you mean draughts? About nine years.
4 Sassenach!
5 Cellar!
6 B
7 Nope
8 Because they don't know when to stop.
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Old 11-02-2009, 01:46 PM   #7
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Hi to the newbs. Stick around, prove us wrong. We're worth it.

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Limey:
1. You see a man drop a fiver. no one else sees it....and the man is walking away. What do you do?...WHAT DO YOU DO!?
2. Did you ever get pee on your finger?
3. How long has it been since you played checkers?
4. Are you scotch, scots, or scottish? or sasnach?
5. finish this sentence: Long live the ________
6. multiple choice: A B or C?
7. Ever had a threesome?
8. Why do most quizzes have ten questions?
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4 Sassenach!
I'm hurt, Jim. You haven't been reading my posts (too busy reading all those filthy letters I send you I assume). Limey isn't just a sassenach - she has a beautifully modulated middle English speaking voice. Think madam in a brothel you have to earn six figures to get into.

Anyway, I'm replying too. I pretend it's because I didn't get the quiz when I started, but that's lame after four years. It's really because I like quizzes. Paint me geek.

1. Instinctively I'd let the man know. I'd kick myself afterwards though. And if he didn't say "thank you" I'd kick him as well.
2. What a weird question. Any woman who has ever taken a pregnancy test has had pee on her finger. And those for whom it was positive have had far worse.
3. Does not compute.
4. Mongrel
5. Tortoises. Apparently.
6. C. No idea why I am drawn to this lovely letter. But I reckon everything delicious must begin with it.
7. Yes. But I hope for a better one.
8. No idea, I'm happier in old money (probably just a British ref)
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Old 11-01-2009, 07:35 PM   #8
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When I see a man drop a fiver I pee on my finger, whilst thinking of playing checkers with a Scott who keeps repeating "God save the Principality of Liechtenstein"! X marks the spot. My imagination runs away with me 9 times out of 10.

Oh yea, welcome to the Cellar Rocky.
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Old 11-02-2009, 03:15 AM   #9
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Ok, I've been a member for a couple of months now, but this is the first time ever that I am replying to anything... Thanks to you mister.
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Old 11-02-2009, 12:45 PM   #10
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Ok, I've been a member for a couple of months now, but this is the first time ever that I am replying to anything... Thanks to you mister.
whut?
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Old 11-02-2009, 12:58 PM   #11
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Ok, I've been a member for a couple of months now, but this is the first time ever that I am replying to anything... Thanks to you mister.
Well....welcome john. Glad something got you to reveal your presence. Mwahaha now you're no longer an anonymous lurker. It's all downhill from here!
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Old 11-02-2009, 04:50 PM   #12
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Ok, I've been a member for a couple of months now, but this is the first time ever that I am replying to anything... Thanks to you mister.
Thanks for posting. It really upsets lumberjim when you lurk and don't post.
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Old 11-02-2009, 05:43 PM   #13
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Hi, new guys. We love fresh meat. How would you prefer to be prepared? Horror, you're from Kentucky, so I'm going to assume BBQ?
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Old 11-04-2009, 07:34 AM   #14
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Exclamation Hey... ... HEY!!!!!!!!!

I can assure you guys that I am neither spammer or lurker nor any other kind of heeby jeeby creepy crawley... Guess I wasn't sure if I was welcome or not...
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Old 11-05-2009, 03:05 AM   #15
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Sure John, pull up a chair keyboard.
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