A Modest Proposal

Arafelis · 06-09-2009, 07:38 PM

Hello! I have a proposal to make to the bored.

I've recently joined up with web board over at principiadiscordia.com. Now even though I've never posted here before (wink wink, nudge nudge), there seems to be some accident of circumstance that has led at least two of the members of said board to conclude that I am the vanguard of an invasion force from -- you guessed it -- The Cellar!

Not being one to disappoint, I thought it might be entertaining if you and I manufactured such an invasion. After all, what could be better than creating a conspiracy for the "benefit" of the Discordian?

I'm not looking to encourage anyone to troll their board, per se. Just, you know, create an account (or reactivate an old one), make a couple posts, leave when you're bored of it. I post under the same name there as here, so if you'd like to elaborate on the conspiracy elements, feel free to make cryptic comments to any of my posts and I'll play along. Or don't, it's up to you.

This can all be in good fun. See you when I see you! (I'll check replies to this post, but I'm primarily following the PD boards.)

Undertoad · 06-09-2009, 07:44 PM

Sell crazy somewhere else, we're all stocked up here.

TheMercenary · 06-09-2009, 07:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Arafelis

Hello! I have a proposal to make to the bored.

I've recently joined up with web board over at principiadiscordia.com. Now even though I've never posted here before (wink wink, nudge nudge), there seems to be some accident of circumstance that has led at least two of the members of said board to conclude that I am the vanguard of an invasion force from -- you guessed it -- The Cellar!

Not being one to disappoint, I thought it might be entertaining if you and I manufactured such an invasion. After all, what could be better than creating a conspiracy for the "benefit" of the Discordian?

I'm not looking to encourage anyone to troll their board, per se. Just, you know, create an account (or reactivate an old one), make a couple posts, leave when you're bored of it. I post under the same name there as here, so if you'd like to elaborate on the conspiracy elements, feel free to make cryptic comments to any of my posts and I'll play along. Or don't, it's up to you.

This can all be in good fun. See you when I see you! (I'll check replies to this post, but I'm primarily following the PD boards.)

Yea, fuck off. It is all in good fun.

monster · 06-09-2009, 08:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Arafelis

After all, what could be better than creating a conspiracy for the "benefit" of the Discordian?.

bacon
beer
chocolate
sex
no sex
no chocolate
no beer
no bacon
getting your genitals singed at a flame-throwers convention
treading in a very dead chipmunk
eating your own poop
eating someone else's poop
....

capnhowdy · 06-09-2009, 08:10 PM

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Aliantha · 06-09-2009, 08:12 PM

lol...good grief!

If you really are a new poster, then you don't know the history. I suggest you have a read through some of the threads on here, specifically this one. The last 15 pages or so should do it.

Arafelis · 06-09-2009, 08:28 PM

The last fifteen or so pages of that thread appear to be about who is or isn't an instigator, how people feel about each other, and TheMercenary telling people to shut up.

Is there something maybe I should try a forum search for, instead? I tried a "principiadiscordia" one before I registered, but the topics that resulted seemed to have very little to do with any kind of inter-site history. Similarly, there's obviously a great deal of disdain on PrincipiaDiscordia for these forums, but very little actual substance as to why that's the case.

SteveDallas · 06-09-2009, 08:30 PM

I wish I had a C-clamp big enough to put around my head, so I could just turn it and turn it and turn it till I pass out our explode, whatever comes first.

monster · 06-09-2009, 08:37 PM

Hon, they safaried here, they didn't take well to the return visit. Nuff said. It's all done and dusted several times over. Plus they left us a few lunatics who thought they could find a more receptive audience for the BS here (and a couple who wanted to educate us in the error of our forum ways). Now they're paranoid we want "revenge". Now piss off. no offence.

(That forum gets abbreviated as PD sometimes, also use safari as a search term if you really are as clueless as you make out)

SteveDallas · 06-09-2009, 09:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monster

(That forum gets abbreviated as PD sometimes, also use safari as a search term if you really are as clueless as you make out)

Unintentional troll is still a troll.

monster · 06-09-2009, 09:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SteveDallas

Unintentional troll is still a troll.

trolls can be quite cute, so long as you don't feed them after midnight.

I've heard....

Aliantha · 06-09-2009, 08:53 PM

Or you could just look up the user Tiki and check out a few of her posts. They might be enlightening.

TGRR · 06-09-2009, 09:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aliantha

Or you could just look up the user Tiki and check out a few of her posts. They might be enlightening.

Or just stay here and watch Aliantha act like the board Angelina Jolie, while LOOKING like the board Liza Manelli (circa 2009).

Aliantha · 06-09-2009, 08:59 PM

Also, you must be a fast reader.

classicman · 06-09-2009, 09:05 PM

Or you could just go back over there and never come back. PD is a lot like VD around here, something we want nothing to do with. No thanks.
Oh and Fuck Cancer!

06-09-2009, 07:38 PM	#1
Arafelis Recruit or Something Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 4	A Modest Proposal Hello! I have a proposal to make to the bored. I've recently joined up with web board over at principiadiscordia.com. Now even though I've never posted here before (wink wink, nudge nudge), there seems to be some accident of circumstance that has led at least two of the members of said board to conclude that I am the vanguard of an invasion force from -- you guessed it -- The Cellar! Not being one to disappoint, I thought it might be entertaining if you and I manufactured such an invasion. After all, what could be better than creating a conspiracy for the "benefit" of the Discordian? I'm not looking to encourage anyone to troll their board, per se. Just, you know, create an account (or reactivate an old one), make a couple posts, leave when you're bored of it. I post under the same name there as here, so if you'd like to elaborate on the conspiracy elements, feel free to make cryptic comments to any of my posts and I'll play along. Or don't, it's up to you. This can all be in good fun. See you when I see you! (I'll check replies to this post, but I'm primarily following the PD boards.)

06-09-2009, 08:10 PM	#5
capnhowdy Blatantly Homosapien Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 6,200	only one post and....... __________________ Please type slowly. I can't read very fast............... and no holy water, please.

06-09-2009, 08:12 PM	#6
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	lol...good grief! If you really are a new poster, then you don't know the history. I suggest you have a read through some of the threads on here, specifically this one. The last 15 pages or so should do it. __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

06-09-2009, 08:37 PM	#9
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Hon, they safaried here, they didn't take well to the return visit. Nuff said. It's all done and dusted several times over. Plus they left us a few lunatics who thought they could find a more receptive audience for the BS here (and a couple who wanted to educate us in the error of our forum ways). Now they're paranoid we want "revenge". Now piss off. no offence. (That forum gets abbreviated as PD sometimes, also use safari as a search term if you really are as clueless as you make out) __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

06-09-2009, 08:53 PM	#12
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	Or you could just look up the user Tiki and check out a few of her posts. They might be enlightening. __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

06-09-2009, 07:44 PM	#2
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	Sell crazy somewhere else, we're all stocked up here.

06-09-2009, 08:28 PM	#7
Arafelis Recruit or Something Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 4	The last fifteen or so pages of that thread appear to be about who is or isn't an instigator, how people feel about each other, and TheMercenary telling people to shut up. Is there something maybe I should try a forum search for, instead? I tried a "principiadiscordia" one before I registered, but the topics that resulted seemed to have very little to do with any kind of inter-site history. Similarly, there's obviously a great deal of disdain on PrincipiaDiscordia for these forums, but very little actual substance as to why that's the case.

06-09-2009, 08:30 PM	#8
SteveDallas Your Bartender Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Philly Burbs, PA Posts: 7,651	I wish I had a C-clamp big enough to put around my head, so I could just turn it and turn it and turn it till I pass out our explode, whatever comes first.

06-09-2009, 08:59 PM	#14
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	Also, you must be a fast reader. __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

06-09-2009, 09:05 PM	#15
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	Or you could just go back over there and never come back. PD is a lot like VD around here, something we want nothing to do with. No thanks. Oh and Fuck Cancer! __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

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