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|  06-03-2009, 08:36 PM | #1 | 
| Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia 
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			For those who have stolen the debit card number of a dwellar, or committed other similarly heinous crimes: May all the hairs on your ass turn into fishhooks. May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits. May everything you eat taste like stale sardines. 
				__________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl. | 
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|  06-03-2009, 08:41 PM | #2 | 
| I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos 
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			May all your follicles expand
		 
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|  06-03-2009, 08:58 PM | #3 | 
| Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle 
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			you big psycho fuck
		 
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|  06-03-2009, 09:00 PM | #4 | 
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				__________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart | 
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|  06-03-2009, 09:06 PM | #5 | |
| I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos 
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  may you pee your pants every time you lurk in chat.   
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|  06-03-2009, 09:12 PM | #6 | |
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 I do apologize for the appearance of having spoken to you however. I assure you it was an unfortunate coincidence. I don't consider you a big psycho fuck at all. 
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|  06-03-2009, 09:14 PM | #7 | |
| I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos 
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 I was pulling your chain. like I do. 'cause I'm a psycho fuck. and batshit insane. 
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|  06-03-2009, 09:11 PM | #8 | 
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			May you bask in the ignorance of your impotence.
		 
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|  06-03-2009, 09:13 PM | #9 | 
| I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos 
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			may your wife get everything except remarried may all your days be Wednesday may your kettle never boil 
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|  06-03-2009, 09:35 PM | #10 | 
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			Well, we're different in that respect.  I wasn't pulling your chain.  My remark stands without qualification.
		 
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|  06-03-2009, 09:48 PM | #11 | 
| UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX 
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			"May your children turn out exactly like you."
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|  06-03-2009, 10:08 PM | #12 | 
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			may your v get bigger
		 
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|  06-03-2009, 10:17 PM | #13 | 
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			may your budweiser have flavor
		 
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|  06-03-2009, 11:17 PM | #14 | 
| Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia 
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			May whacko extremists delete 85% of your posts.
		 
				__________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl. | 
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|  06-04-2009, 07:46 AM | #15 | 
| barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 
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			May the car in front of you always drive 5 miles an hour less than you desire. May all your victories turn rapidly to defeats. MAy all that you wish be granted.....to someone else. 
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