Tiki Bitches About...

04-08-2009, 11:12 AM

...her housemate.

I love the girl dearly, but she's not only a morning person, she's also one of those people who talks constantly, and if she thinks I need cheering up she with spout incessant inane absurd little comments and questions... not things I can just ignore, but ones that require a response, EVEN THOUGH THEY'RE MEANINGLESS ABSURDITIES.

I really want her to SHUT THE FUCK UP in the mornings, and stop trying to be funny or cheer me up.

Also, despite being a morning person, she lets her alarm beep beep beep for almost an hour every morning. I hate repetitive sounds with a passion.

lookout123 · 04-08-2009, 11:14 AM

Even if it is your headboard hitting the wall?

notice how I fixated on probably the least important line of your post?

04-08-2009, 11:15 AM

Absolutely.

Which is why I have a sturdy sleigh bed that stands up to abuse.

Sheldonrs · 04-08-2009, 11:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Tiki

...and if she thinks I need cheering up she with spout incessant inane absurd little comments....

...I hate repetitive sounds with a passion.

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04-08-2009, 11:35 AM

Luckily, I can't hear the sound of you hitting the same keys over and over again.

Sheldonrs · 04-08-2009, 11:37 AM

"Sounds like someone has a case of the Mondays."

glatt · 04-08-2009, 11:41 AM

"Good morning Tiki, how'd you sleep last night?"

"got anything interesting planned for today"

"did you watch American Idol last night?"

"No? What did you do?"

"think it's going to rain today?"

"when are they ever going to fill that pothole in front of the house?"

Trilby · 04-08-2009, 11:38 AM

spray her with the hose, first thing. that'll dampen her spirits.

srsly, does she get up and down loads of coffee? You could secrectly switch it to decaf...just a thought.

04-08-2009, 11:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Brianna

spray her with the hose, first thing. that'll dampen her spirits.

srsly, does she get up and down loads of coffee? You could secrectly switch it to decaf...just a thought.

No, she's just naturally chatty in the mornings. Used to drive her boyfriend nuts too.

I think I'm really ill-suited to live with people, because I like to be left alone almost all the time. I don't at all mind being written at, but being talked at is like nails on a chalkboard.

Maybe I need to keep a spray bottle on my desk, and as soon as she starts talking I'll squirt her.

classicman · 04-08-2009, 12:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Tiki

I like to be left alone almost all the time. I don't at all mind being written at, but being talked at is like nails on a chalkboard.

You must be a blast at parties

monster · 04-08-2009, 09:28 PM

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Originally Posted by classicman

You must be a blast at parties

...well she takes knitting on first dates....

Beestie · 04-08-2009, 10:47 PM

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Originally Posted by monster

...well she takes knitting on first dates....

Date: "So, Tiki, whatcha knittin?"
Tiki: "SHUT THE FUCK UP!"
Date: "Check, please."

04-09-2009, 06:46 PM

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Originally Posted by monster

...well she takes knitting on first dates....

It always backfires. For some reason indifference seems only to fuel their fires. I should try being really hyper-enthusiastic and excessively "into" them on first dates.

sugarpop · 04-10-2009, 05:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Tiki

No, she's just naturally chatty in the mornings. Used to drive her boyfriend nuts too.

I think I'm really ill-suited to live with people, because I like to be left alone almost all the time. I don't at all mind being written at, but being talked at is like nails on a chalkboard.

Maybe I need to keep a spray bottle on my desk, and as soon as she starts talking I'll squirt her.

I do that to my cats sometimes.

My ex talks like that when he's high. When we were first going out, we went to Florida to visit his mom. I had to ask him to please be quiet for a few minutes, that I just needed some silence. He shut up until I told him he could talk again, which was about 5 minutes. Once in a while I still have to tell him he's talking too much. He's a pretty good sport about it though.

Queen of the Ryche · 04-08-2009, 12:15 PM

what about talked WITH or talked TO? Cuz I don't like being talked AT either.

04-08-2009, 11:12 AM	#1
Tiki Guest Posts: n/a	Tiki Bitches About... ...her housemate. I love the girl dearly, but she's not only a morning person, she's also one of those people who talks constantly, and if she thinks I need cheering up she with spout incessant inane absurd little comments and questions... not things I can just ignore, but ones that require a response, EVEN THOUGH THEY'RE MEANINGLESS ABSURDITIES. I really want her to SHUT THE FUCK UP in the mornings, and stop trying to be funny or cheer me up. Also, despite being a morning person, she lets her alarm beep beep beep for almost an hour every morning. I hate repetitive sounds with a passion.

04-08-2009, 11:14 AM	#2
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04-08-2009, 11:37 AM	#6
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04-08-2009, 11:38 AM	#8
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04-08-2009, 12:15 PM	#15
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04-08-2009, 11:15 AM	#3
Tiki Guest Posts: n/a	Absolutely. Which is why I have a sturdy sleigh bed that stands up to abuse.

04-08-2009, 11:35 AM	#5
Tiki Guest Posts: n/a	Luckily, I can't hear the sound of you hitting the same keys over and over again.

04-08-2009, 11:41 AM	#7
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	"Good morning Tiki, how'd you sleep last night?" "got anything interesting planned for today" "did you watch American Idol last night?" "No? What did you do?" "think it's going to rain today?" "when are they ever going to fill that pothole in front of the house?"

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