I'm Rich! I'm Rich!

[Nirvana]

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This message is to officially inform you that we received a telegraphic wire transfer of $510,090.00 from the United States Government disbursement account as your compensatory grant for the current economic hardship.

Please be aware that this compensatory grant has been deposited into an escrow account at our Alabama branch office and is available for remittance immediately.

The standard payment procedure is as follows:- The funds will be wired into any bank account of your choice by Bank of America and the time frame for delivery is 24-48 hrs.

It is mandatory that you activate the escrow account by making a one-time payment of $450.00 via the western union money transfer or money gram to enable the wire transfer function of the escrow account.

Please Note: We have attempted to deduct the escrow account activation fee from your funds but we could not get authorization as your funds are protected by a Federal Government Premium Hardcover Insurance Policy installed to prevent any deductions from your funds until remitted by you.

Hence, the fee must be paid by you via the western union money transfer network or money gram to the secretary at the branch office in Alabama.

CONTACT THE BANK OF AMERICA PAYMENT-SECRETARY TO RETRIEVE THE INFORMATION REQUIRED TO MAKE PAYMENT:

PAYMENTS -SECRETARY: CLIFF HILL
CONTACT E-MAIL: cliffhil.secretary@gmail.com

Upon confirmation of payment of the Escrow Account Activation Fee, you will be sent a Wire Transfer form to complete and submit.

YOUR FUNDS WILL THEN BE WIRED INSTANTLY TO YOUR PREFERRED PERSONAL BANK ACCOUNT .

This transaction must be completed as soon as possible and can only be completed through the payment secretary.

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[Nirvana]

I told them to just deduct the $450 from my $510,090.00

[classicman]

Originally Posted by Nirvana

I told them to just deduct the $450 from my $510,090.00

Please Note: We have attempted to deduct the escrow account activation fee from your funds but we could not get authorization as your funds are protected by a Federal Government Premium Hardcover Insurance Policy installed to prevent any deductions from your funds until remitted by you.

[ZenGum]

Originally Posted by Nirvana

I told them to just deduct the $450 from my $510,090.00

They've got you covered.

Please Note: We have attempted to deduct the escrow account activation fee from your funds but we could not get authorization as your funds are protected by a Federal Government Premium Hardcover Insurance Policy installed to prevent any deductions from your funds until remitted by you.

Anything with that many capital letters has got to be real.

ETA: Damn, Classic won. Well done sir.

[TGRR]

Originally Posted by Nirvana

I told them to just deduct the $450 from my $510,090.00

I sincerely hope you didn't answer at all, even as a joke. Once someone has your email addie or IP, they can pretty much rape your identity at will. I mean, come on. A Gmail address?

Also, you get way more money from exiled Nigerian princes.

[classicman]

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I especially like this part. lol

[classicman]

http://www.bestratecds.com/category/scams/

[Nirvana]

Shit I just realized I don't have an account at BOA

[classicman]

Must be that time of year...

Dear Beloved ,

Sequel to the letter sent to you by Barrister Richard Moore Esq & Co,
Solicitors and Associates to your address which was returned as
undelivered mail, I hereby contact you on behalf of the trustees and executor of (Will) of late British Prime, Sir Edward Richard George Heath.

I wish to notify you that the late Sir Edward Heath made you a
beneficiary to his (will), he bequeathed the sum of FIFTEEN MILLION FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND UNITED STETES DOLLARS ONLY (US$15, 500, 000, 00)
, to you in the codicil and last testament to his (will). This may sound very strange and unbelievable to you, but it is real and true. Being a widely popular travelled man, he must have been in contact with you in the past or simply you were nominated to him by one of his numerous friends here or abroad who wished you well.

Sir Edward died in Salisbury, England, July 17, 2006 at the age of (90)
years. He served in the Royal Artillery during World War II, rising to
the rank of Colonel. He was elected to Parliament as a Conservative in
1950, and held several posts in the party whip's office (1951-55),
before becoming Government chief whip and parliamentary secretary to the treasury (1955-59).

He was Minister of Labour (1959-60) that led the Tory Government as
Prime Minister between 1970 and 1974.The late Sir Edward Heath until death was a real gentle man; a very dedicated Christian who loved to give out, his support to the Church here in England is very fresh in our memories. Quoting former Labour Chancellor Roy Jenkins, a friend of Sir Edward, Mr. Tony Blair added: "He was a great lighthouse which stands there flashing out beams of light,indifferent to the waves which beat against him.

He was also a member of several non-governmental organisations (NGOs),
here in UK and beyond, his great Philanthropy earned him numerous
awards during his lifetime. According to him this bequest is to support your Christian activities and to help the poor and the less privileged ones in your local community and Country.

Please if I reach you as I am hopeful; endeavor to get back to me as
soon as possible to enable the lawyer executing the (will), conclude his job, you forward your most current telephone and fax numbers including your mailing address.VIA MY EMAIL : rev_fr_jude_martin0@yahoo.es


GET BACK TO ME VIA MY PRIVATE EMAIL: rev_fr_jude_martin0@yahoo.es

I look forward to hearing from you soon.
Yours sincerely in the Risen Lord,
Father Jude Martin
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10.00 at Berkeley Castle
Weekdays
10.00
Saturdays
12.00
Holy Days --Term Time
7.45, 9.15 (school), 19.45
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Sat 11.30 -12.00
Holy Hour
Wed 19.30-20.30
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Mass Saturdays 9.45
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[ZenGum]

A gmail address ... that didn't even spell the guy's name properly!

Incredible that some twits still fall for this crap.

[TGRR]

Originally Posted by ZenGum

A gmail address ... that didn't even spell the guy's name properly!

Incredible that some twits still fall for this crap.

I consider con men a Darwinistic force of nature. It weeds out those who are both stupid and greedy.

You can't con an honest man.

[monster]

I think the mail programs just maybe due an upgrade on their spam filters. my private email address -which is everywhere and used for everything non-internet-related, usually gets no junkmail, and I regularly get 50-100 emails a day (no, i'm not THAT popular -I forward all the emails about the various programs I'm involved with to that address too..). . I have had 6 spams this week already and it's not been a heavy email week.