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12-01-2008, 12:31 PM
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This is a fully functional babe lair
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Akron, OH
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Sweet baby Jesus I'm confused
lesbian in my class has been flirting with me for two weeks... wtf
making me cookies hot fireman jokes texting me constantly etc. i do not understand 
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12-01-2008, 12:49 PM
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barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy.
Join Date: Nov 2007
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She cannot text yo if you don't give her your phone number. Perhaps she just wants to get a good grade and thinks you can help her.
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12-01-2008, 12:56 PM
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Radical Centrist
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Cottage of Prussia
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To go from announced lesbian, to being attracted to the strong model of masculinity -- the fireman sort -- suggests someone who just might need a lot of maintenance.
Not the kind of maintenance where you have to buy expensive gifts and do extensive vacuuming, but the kind where you have to figure out why she cries for five minutes after every orgasm. |
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12-09-2008, 04:37 PM
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go ahead, abbrev. it
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Location: Lawrence, KS
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12-01-2008, 12:58 PM
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Gone and done
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12-01-2008, 01:20 PM
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changed his status to single
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Right behind you. No, the other side.
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Only one way to find out. Remember, this is college. It is a very short distance from lesbian to bi.
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12-01-2008, 01:25 PM
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lobber of scimitars
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Phila Burbs
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Usually when I hear a setup like this, it's preceded by
"Dear Penthouse, I never thought this would happen to me, but ..."
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12-01-2008, 01:41 PM
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I can hear my ears
Join Date: Oct 2003
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yeah.....fuck her in the ass and dump her. that'll justify her previous decision to become queer.
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12-01-2008, 01:45 PM
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Snowflake
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Location: Dystopia
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12-01-2008, 06:09 PM
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To shreds, you say?
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet!
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Lesbiansim in college was very big when I was younger. I dated a woman who was ahard core lesbian separatist. She lived in a man free house with eight other fellow travellers. She was the first to leave the fold. Twenty years later saw 7 out of 8 married with kids. The only real dyke of the bunch was the one who wasn't a separatist. She didn't have a lot of angry at dad issues; she just liked the pie.
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12-01-2008, 06:57 PM
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Bitchy Little Brat
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12-01-2008, 03:28 PM
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trying hard to be a better person
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Yeah, knowing that this chick is college age makes me think that maybe she's not quite as les as she proclaims...or maybe she's keen on a threesum? Lucky you!
Why don't you just ask her straight up if she wants to get down to it? What's the worst that can happen? She must know she's getting you all hot and bothered...so call her on it. If she turns you down, then don't waste your time answering her texts anymore. That's my tip for the day.
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12-01-2008, 03:29 PM
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Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
Join Date: Jun 2006
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Maybe she's not really a lesbian, but just plays one on Girls Gone Wild?
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12-01-2008, 06:13 PM
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I can hear my ears
Join Date: Oct 2003
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loooves the pie
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12-01-2008, 06:18 PM
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To shreds, you say?
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet!
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 Loooves the pie.
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