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10-08-2008, 07:30 PM
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Bitchy Little Brat
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Queensland, Australia
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October 9, 2008: Smart Cars On 'roids
Now this is how you encourage people to buy small, fuel efficient cars.
Take two available smart car models....  ....add too much spare time, a lot of money, some fibreglass, bling wheels and you get the following The Smovette  The Smaudi A3 AWD  The Smamborghini  The Smorsche  The Smorsche Targa  The Smerrari  Not 'shopies, these cars have been stripped down and basically kitted up to look HaWt. I'll take a Smaudi A3 if the smart car version doesnt come with the Audi price tag. |
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10-08-2008, 07:47 PM
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UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Austin, TX
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Those are just adorable!
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10-08-2008, 07:56 PM
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Come on, cat.
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Location: general vicinity of Philadelphia area
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10-08-2008, 09:02 PM
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To shreds, you say?
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Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet!
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10-08-2008, 09:24 PM
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Back in 10
Join Date: Aug 2008
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I saw a Smart car in Chicago this past weekend at the Marriot. What I want to know is where do you put the groceries? How do you take Fifi to the vet if there are two people?
Also this Smart car had license plates from Mexico!!  where was their luggage?
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10-08-2008, 09:48 PM
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Bitchy Little Brat
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10-08-2008, 07:57 PM
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LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Arkansas
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those look like Matchbox cars !!!
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10-08-2008, 08:15 PM
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Elite Elitist
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Fresno, CA
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I used to want a Smart Car. Then I looked more into them and realized my Fit is better.
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10-09-2008, 09:07 PM
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Major Inhabitant
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Raytown, MO
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I LOVE my Purple Honda Fit, I have hauled all number of things in it. I thought the full bookcase was the greatest thing until I brought home this huge plant, that had traveled to my school laying down, standing upright in the back seat area. I want a car I can load up and not tear up. The smart cars aren't very useful. I have to admit I also enjoy the 32 miles per gallon I get most of the time. Not too bad with the gas prices down, still not enough when they are way up there. We are at $3.71.
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10-09-2008, 10:07 PM
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Elite Elitist
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Fresno, CA
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Smart Cars have 8 cubic feet of storage. Fits have 44.
Smart Cars get 33 city/41 highway mpg. Fits get 27 city/34 highway. Well, that's what the websites say. I get on average 30 MPG in the city. My girlfriend gets significantly less, because she drives more aggressively. A Smart Car is about $13K if you want A/C and music. Our Fit is costing us $16K with basically nothing added. (standard model, automatic trans, power windows, CD Player, A/C, power locks ... the basic package). So, buy a SC and save $3K. You get 3-6 more MPG in the city and maybe 7 MPG more on the highway. You can carry some groceries or a gym bag or maybe a set of ultralight backpacking gear. In our Fit, we loaded that sucker completely full. So full we could barely see out of the back window. That's enough that when we moved, we didn't need much other than furniture. Clothing, books, movies, some lamps, etc. I can't really stress enough how much I like our Fit.
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10-08-2008, 11:06 PM
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Only looks like a disaster tourist
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This thread was a lot of fun until someone jinxed it.
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10-08-2008, 11:15 PM
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trying hard to be a better person
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Location: Brisbane, Australia
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Well, there's no reason why someone couldn't go ahead and make up those models anyway. You can get fibreglass kits to go over VW's to make them look like something they're not. Why not smart car kits?
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10-08-2008, 11:43 PM
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I can hear my ears
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smart car monster truck
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10-08-2008, 11:49 PM
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The future is unwritten
Join Date: Oct 2002
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They would be perfect for people with no legs.
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10-09-2008, 04:41 PM
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