Survivor Casting

lumberjim · 07-17-2008, 10:55 AM

In our showroom right now. what fun.

glatt · 07-17-2008, 10:56 AM

huh? Like the tv show?

lumberjim · 07-17-2008, 11:03 AM

yep

BrianR · 07-17-2008, 11:05 AM

oh God! kill em all NOW!

lumberjim · 07-17-2008, 11:11 AM

if they killed the people that got voted off the island, it would mean more.

Shawnee123 · 07-17-2008, 11:12 AM

Run around with your ass hanging out, and whisper about people behind their backs. You'll be a shoe-in.

BrianR · 07-17-2008, 11:17 AM

Tell the producers my idea...

Survivor: El Paso!

No Spanish, no A/C, no cold water (tap temp is 85 deg)
and no job because you don't speak their language.

Losers are deported to Mexico and shot in a drug war.

huh? HUH?

whadda ya think?

And I want credit if they take it!

Shawnee123 · 07-17-2008, 11:18 AM

I like it. Can we have our asses hanging out and stab each other in the back frequently?

BrianR · 07-17-2008, 11:20 AM

Sure!

BigV · 07-17-2008, 11:42 AM

Survivor casting getting you down? Try Lost casting!

lumberjim · 07-17-2008, 01:08 PM

at this point, there is a line around the building....and it's a big building.

funniest thing said by a salesman about the survivors so far:

"Boy....I'd like to see if #121 could survive my cock."

SteveDallas · 07-17-2008, 02:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lumberjim

at this point, there is a line around the building....and it's a big building.

funniest thing said by a salesman about the survivors so far:

"Boy....I'd like to see if #121 could survive my cock."

Required comeback: "Don't you mean notice it?"

P.S. Once again, useless without photos.

Clodfobble · 07-17-2008, 01:18 PM

I am dubious about how this will really benefit your dealership. I mean, how many of the applicants have bought a car while they're waiting? I guess maybe they're looking while they wait, and might come back later. But still.

glatt · 07-17-2008, 01:38 PM

When I was either a boy scout or maybe a cub scout, there was an event at the local VW dealership to see how many people you could fit in a VW Rabbit.

Our troop showed up and we squeezed something like 30 kids into that little car. (The seat backs had been removed, I think.)

Anyway, none of us bought a car there, but the contest was mentioned on the radio, and the results were also mentioned. The message was clear: the little VW Rabbit isn't as small as you might think, after all, you can fit 30 kids in there.

BigV · 07-17-2008, 01:52 PM

and none of you were in the ashtray...[/bad punchline]

07-17-2008, 11:03 AM	#3
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	yep __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

07-17-2008, 11:11 AM	#5
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	if they killed the people that got voted off the island, it would mean more. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

07-17-2008, 11:12 AM	#6
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Run around with your ass hanging out, and whisper about people behind their backs. You'll be a shoe-in. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

07-17-2008, 11:18 AM	#8
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	I like it. Can we have our asses hanging out and stab each other in the back frequently? __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

07-17-2008, 11:42 AM	#10
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	Survivor casting getting you down? Try Lost casting! __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

07-17-2008, 10:55 AM	#1
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	Survivor Casting In our showroom right now. what fun. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

07-17-2008, 10:56 AM	#2
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	huh? Like the tv show?

07-17-2008, 11:05 AM	#4
BrianR Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 3,338	oh God! kill em all NOW!

07-17-2008, 11:17 AM	#7
BrianR Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 3,338	Tell the producers my idea... Survivor: El Paso! No Spanish, no A/C, no cold water (tap temp is 85 deg) and no job because you don't speak their language. Losers are deported to Mexico and shot in a drug war. huh? HUH? whadda ya think? And I want credit if they take it!

07-17-2008, 11:20 AM	#9
BrianR Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 3,338	Sure!

07-17-2008, 01:08 PM	#11
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	at this point, there is a line around the building....and it's a big building. funniest thing said by a salesman about the survivors so far: "Boy....I'd like to see if #121 could survive my cock." __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

07-17-2008, 01:18 PM	#13
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	I am dubious about how this will really benefit your dealership. I mean, how many of the applicants have bought a car while they're waiting? I guess maybe they're looking while they wait, and might come back later. But still. __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

07-17-2008, 01:38 PM	#14
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	When I was either a boy scout or maybe a cub scout, there was an event at the local VW dealership to see how many people you could fit in a VW Rabbit. Our troop showed up and we squeezed something like 30 kids into that little car. (The seat backs had been removed, I think.) Anyway, none of us bought a car there, but the contest was mentioned on the radio, and the results were also mentioned. The message was clear: the little VW Rabbit isn't as small as you might think, after all, you can fit 30 kids in there.

07-17-2008, 01:52 PM	#15
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	and none of you were in the ashtray...[/bad punchline] __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

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