I wish I could...

Flint · 10-26-2007, 09:48 AM

...sing like the late Brad Delp (Boston). What do you wish you could do?

Dingleschmutz · 10-26-2007, 10:07 AM

Destroy other cars on the freeway, and have carte blanche to do so.

lumberjim · 10-26-2007, 10:16 AM

play guitar like Hendrix or Page.

HungLikeJesus · 10-26-2007, 10:48 AM

But would you skip the steps that travel in between to meet your dream?

smurfalicious · 10-26-2007, 11:01 AM

fly.
have a penis.
have smaller feet.
see entire the world.
make everyone i love happy.
rid humanity of inherently evil people.
shoot the cunts that think they own the road.
own a harley. now.

ZenGum · 10-26-2007, 11:15 AM

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Originally Posted by smurfalicious

fly.
have a penis.
have smaller feet.
see entire the world.
make everyone i love happy.
rid humanity of inherently evil people.
shoot the cunts that think they own the road.
own a harley. now.

You're pretty easy to please.

fly................ Easy. Flying twice, that's the tricky part.

have a penis....... :checks profile: I'll lend you mine.

have smaller feet. ...... CHOP CHOP done.

see entire the world. ..... Go outside. Look down. That's it. Turn it over if you want to see the other side.

make everyone i love happy. .... stop loving anyone.

rid humanity of inherently evil people. ... easiest way would be to destroy all life on earth ... we'd sure be rid of them then. (EDIT: See Dings' comments.)

shoot the cunts that think they own the road. ... You can right now. Getting away with it ... harder.

own a harley. now. ... how bad do you want it? $$$

Good luck...

Shawnee123 · 10-26-2007, 11:17 AM

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Originally Posted by ZenGum

have a penis....... :checks profile: I'll lend you mine.

Good luck...

Cool, does it come with the standard bigger paycheck? :p

Dingleschmutz · 10-26-2007, 11:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Shawnee123

Cool, does it come with the standard bigger paycheck? :p

Not here, unfortunately. It does give you immunity to Grey's Anatomy though.

ZenGum · 10-26-2007, 11:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Shawnee123

Cool, does it come with the standard bigger paycheck? :p

Ans 1. Well it has never come that way before but I suppose I could try ...
Ans 2. If that ever comes out I'm going straight to the doctor. No, the bank.
Ans 3. Nope, just two balls and the option of a tick attachment.
Ans 4. :checks bank account:

apparently not.

I suppose I should have said share rather than lend.

Shawnee123 · 10-26-2007, 10:53 AM

I wish I could walk around on the ceiling. I don't know why, it just always seemed like it would be fun.

lumberjim · 10-26-2007, 10:57 AM

like spider pig?

Shawnee123 · 10-26-2007, 10:57 AM

yeah, like that!

lookout123 · 10-26-2007, 11:00 AM

i would like the power to help the truly clueless and oblivious understand what the rest of the world sees.

Dingleschmutz · 10-26-2007, 11:01 AM

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Originally Posted by lookout123

i would like the power to help the truly clueless and oblivious understand what the rest of the world sees.

I think mass genocide of the stupid would be easier though...

lookout123 · 10-26-2007, 11:06 AM

yeah, but i'd have to get elected to office for that to be possible. it seems much more likely that i'll just develop this super power.

10-26-2007, 09:48 AM	#1
Flint Snowflake Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Dystopia Posts: 13,136	I wish I could... ...sing like the late Brad Delp (Boston). What do you wish you could do? __________________ **************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio**

10-26-2007, 10:16 AM	#3
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	play guitar like Hendrix or Page. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

10-26-2007, 10:48 AM	#4
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10-26-2007, 11:01 AM	#5
smurfalicious Tool. Not the band - you are one. Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: 501 Northlake Blvd., North Palm Beach FL Posts: 329	fly. have a penis. have smaller feet. see entire the world. make everyone i love happy. rid humanity of inherently evil people. shoot the cunts that think they own the road. own a harley. now. __________________

10-26-2007, 10:57 AM	#11
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	like spider pig? __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan Last edited by lumberjim; 10-26-2007 at 11:06 AM.

10-26-2007, 10:07 AM	#2
Dingleschmutz is not a palindrome... Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Des Moines Posts: 341	Destroy other cars on the freeway, and have carte blanche to do so.

10-26-2007, 10:53 AM	#10
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	I wish I could walk around on the ceiling. I don't know why, it just always seemed like it would be fun.

10-26-2007, 11:00 AM	#13
lookout123 changed his status to single Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Right behind you. No, the other side. Posts: 10,308	i would like the power to help the truly clueless and oblivious understand what the rest of the world sees. __________________ Getting knocked down is no sin, it's not getting back up that's the sin

10-26-2007, 11:06 AM	#15
lookout123 changed his status to single Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Right behind you. No, the other side. Posts: 10,308	yeah, but i'd have to get elected to office for that to be possible. it seems much more likely that i'll just develop this super power. __________________ Getting knocked down is no sin, it's not getting back up that's the sin

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