NSFW: Tick/Dick Pic

ZenGum · 10-09-2007, 11:15 AM

Anyone wondering why I am posting a picture of a tick on my scrotum should read the "you sound like a horny moose" thread. And then give me more horny moose jokes.

Ok monster these are for you:

ZenGum · 10-09-2007, 11:28 AM

The story:
I went hiking. I came back. A few days later (!) I noticed a little passenger. Awwww fuck.
The third worst part was having to sit down at my computer to look up the instructions for tick removal, knowing the little bastard was still attached.

The worst part was getting a pair of tweezers and having a tug of war with something that is holding on to my scrotum with its teeth. Tenacious little bugger, I'll give it that.

The second worst part was, since Lyme disease is possible (but rare) in Japan, going to a hospital to get some antibiotics, and having to explain to the desk staff and nurse (who did not speak English) why I wanted to see a doctor, with a waiting room full of people. Okay, I'd taken the critter alive and brought him in with me in a little box, but then they asked me "doko?" ... "where?" ... "ON MY FUCKING NUTSACK BITCH!"

At least all doctors here can speak English.
There, monster, I hope you're happy now.
PS I acknowledge that there is no dick in the photo. But tick/scrotum pic just isn't as catchy.

lumberjim · 10-09-2007, 11:31 AM

next time get some anbesol tooth pain gel, and put a blop on the tick....they come right off.

ZenGum · 10-09-2007, 11:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lumberjim

next time get some anbesol tooth pain gel, and put a blop on the tick....they come right off.

NEXT TIME??? I bloody hope not.

All the research I did said explicitly not to put any chemicals on them, it will likely make them "vomit" and thus inject a big load of pathogens, including any Lyme disease bacteria they may be carrying. Just grab as near the skin as you can, and pull straight without twisting.
But ... pain relief gel ... might have been good.
Except then I'd have to go to the chemist and ask for some tooth pain gel, and explain (with mime and sign language) that I wanted it to put on the tick on my scrotum... probably get arrested. I'd rather take the smarting for a few moments thanks. :p

Cicero · 10-09-2007, 11:32 AM

Hmm...your camera is probably 10 times better than mine. I'm actually jealous right now.

ZenGum · 10-09-2007, 11:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cicero

Hmm...your camera is probably 10 times better than mine. I'm actually jealous right now.

Ricoh Caplio R4.
6 megapixels, 7.1 x optical zoom, 3.6 x digital zoom, macro to 1cm focus ... in a slimline design.

But get the R6 model - better resolution, better digital zoom, 4 times better video resolution. But for some dumbass reason you cannot move the optical zoom while filming video. Only drawback.

Cicero · 10-09-2007, 01:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZenGum

Ricoh Caplio R4.
6 megapixels, 7.1 x optical zoom, 3.6 x digital zoom, macro to 1cm focus ... in a slimline design.

But get the R6 model - better resolution, better digital zoom, 4 times better video resolution. But for some dumbass reason you cannot move the optical zoom while filming video. Only drawback.

Just because I know what to get doesn't mean I'm going to get it...Jealousy is free.

Elspode · 10-09-2007, 06:36 PM

Myself, I was envying those newfangled clear plexiglass scrotums.

ZenGum · 10-09-2007, 11:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cicero

Just because I know what to get doesn't mean I'm going to get it...Jealousy is free.

Well, if you're willing to suck on my balls for a few days, we might be able to work something out... (sorry, I feel ashamed)

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elspode

Myself, I was envying those newfangled clear plexiglass scrotums.

That's not plexiglass. It's triple-armored bulletproof safety glass. NEVER AGAIN!

What is the plural of scrotum? Forum --> fora .... scrotum --> scrota? They're both Latin, aren't they?

ZenGum · 10-10-2007, 10:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cicero

Hmm...your camera is probably 10 times better than mine. I'm actually jealous right now.

On consideration, this really ticks me off.
I post a picture of my balls... and you are admiringly jealous of my &%$#ing CAMERA??

Thanks a &%$#ing lot!

(storms out in disgust)

Also, I have posted a larger version of this picture in the Photoshop thread for folks to get creative with. It is still only 89 KB though, the original is 2MB. If folks want the original, let me know.

Cicero · 10-10-2007, 10:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZenGum

On consideration, this really ticks me off.
I post a picture of my balls... and you are admiringly jealous of my &%$#ing CAMERA??

Thanks a &%$#ing lot!

(storms out in disgust)

Also, I have posted a larger version of this picture in the Photoshop thread for folks to get creative with. It is still only 89 KB though, the original is 2MB. If folks want the original, let me know.

You sound "ticked" off....!!!*

*sorry folks...I can't help myself*

Let me go ask my husband if ball-licking is alright....be right back. (for a better look at the natural world)

Oh, and I'm nick-naming you "The Tick" sorry........

footfootfoot · 12-04-2012, 08:38 AM

I didn't realize there was a scrotal tick thread or I would have posted my recent tick in situ.

I have a scan of the tick somewhere.

monster · 10-09-2007, 11:39 AM

I always wanted a dick tick pic dedicated to me. I wonder of the tick was female?. Then, if you'd used chemicals, it would have been a dick sick chick tick pic.........

BigV · 10-09-2007, 01:06 PM

no vid zoom is common. all digicam vid in my exp behave the same.

camcorder, different story.

/end of material I wish to comment on

SteveDallas · 10-10-2007, 09:43 AM

The word for the day is "scrotal".

10-09-2007, 11:15 AM	#1
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	NSFW: Tick/Dick Pic Anyone wondering why I am posting a picture of a tick on my scrotum should read the "you sound like a horny moose" thread. And then give me more horny moose jokes. Ok monster these are for you: Attached Images

10-09-2007, 11:28 AM	#2
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	The story: I went hiking. I came back. A few days later (!) I noticed a little passenger. Awwww fuck. The third worst part was having to sit down at my computer to look up the instructions for tick removal, knowing the little bastard was still attached. The worst part was getting a pair of tweezers and having a tug of war with something that is holding on to my scrotum with its teeth. Tenacious little bugger, I'll give it that. The second worst part was, since Lyme disease is possible (but rare) in Japan, going to a hospital to get some antibiotics, and having to explain to the desk staff and nurse (who did not speak English) why I wanted to see a doctor, with a waiting room full of people. Okay, I'd taken the critter alive and brought him in with me in a little box, but then they asked me "doko?" ... "where?" ... "ON MY FUCKING NUTSACK BITCH!" At least all doctors here can speak English. There, monster, I hope you're happy now. PS I acknowledge that there is no dick in the photo. But tick/scrotum pic just isn't as catchy. Last edited by ZenGum; 10-09-2007 at 12:52 PM. Reason: because it is there

10-09-2007, 11:31 AM	#3
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	next time get some anbesol tooth pain gel, and put a blop on the tick....they come right off. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

10-09-2007, 11:32 AM	#5
Cicero Looking forward to open mic night. Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: New Mexico Posts: 5,148	Hmm...your camera is probably 10 times better than mine. I'm actually jealous right now. __________________ Show me a sane man, and I will cure him for you.- Carl Jung

10-09-2007, 06:36 PM	#8
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	Myself, I was envying those newfangled clear plexiglass scrotums. __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

12-04-2012, 08:38 AM	#12
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	I didn't realize there was a scrotal tick thread or I would have posted my recent tick in situ. I have a scan of the tick somewhere. __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

10-09-2007, 11:39 AM	#13
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	I always wanted a dick tick pic dedicated to me. I wonder of the tick was female?. Then, if you'd used chemicals, it would have been a dick sick chick tick pic......... __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

10-09-2007, 01:06 PM	#14
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	no vid zoom is common. all digicam vid in my exp behave the same. camcorder, different story. /end of material I wish to comment on __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

10-10-2007, 09:43 AM	#15
SteveDallas Your Bartender Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Philly Burbs, PA Posts: 7,651	The word for the day is "scrotal".

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