got balls?

Cloud · 07-20-2007, 07:10 PM

stability balls, physio balls, swiss balls, balance balls, exercise balls--call 'em what you will-- I

my stability ball.

It's a great piece of equipment for the home workerouter. You can do so much with it! You can use it for abs, for stretching, for relaxing, as a substitute for a bench to do dumbell work on--you can even use it for cardio!

And when you're not using it--- it becomes an extra seat.

Plus, it's fun to play with balls! I also have a medicine ball that I use, but it's not as versatile.

DucksNuts · 07-20-2007, 07:25 PM

I

balls too, ....theres sooooo many things you can do with them

Cloud · 07-20-2007, 07:29 PM

they're bouncy, flouncy, trouncy, pouncy,
fun, fun, fun, fun, fun!

monster · 07-20-2007, 10:23 PM

If you have balls, remember to check them for irregularities once a month.

SteveDallas · 07-20-2007, 10:46 PM

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Originally Posted by monster

If you have balls, remember to check them for irregularities once a month.

When I was in high school, we boys were made to watch a film about testicular cancer, including the concept of the self-exam. The narrator said, in typical bored, flat, school-film voice, "Try to examine yourself once a month. You might use a monthly event to remind yourself. For example, when your telephone bill comes, you would know that you should perform a testicular examination."

You can just imagine the aftermath for the next couple weeks. "Hey Fred, you get your phone bill yet??"

Although I have to give them props. It was one of the stupidest things I've ever seen, but because of that I remember it to this day.

(God only knows what the girls got.)

To answer the original question, I've started working with some rubber bands and tubes to get in more exercise at home. I'm still not very diligent, but I do it more often than I get to the gym. I've thought about getting a ball.

Cloud · 07-21-2007, 12:42 PM

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Originally Posted by SteveDallas

I've started working with some rubber bands and tubes to get in more exercise at home. I'm still not very diligent, but I do it more often than I get to the gym. I've thought about getting a ball.

I have had the hardest time getting used to the resistence bands. They tend to sit around much more than my other home gym equipment. I use them for stretching sometimes, and they have the advantage of being portable, I guess.

Also, the ones like thin latex scarves are rather . . . sensual.

Elspode · 07-21-2007, 06:03 PM

I'd like to propose the Cellar Official Outsourced Team Examination Ritual/Wide Area Neighborly Groping (C.O.O.T.E.R./W.A.N.G.) initiative, wherein mixed gender pairs will conduct thorough exams on each other's jumbly bits, all in the interest of early detection and prevention.

Who's in?

Cloud · 07-21-2007, 12:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monster

If you have balls, remember to check them for irregularities once a month.

I check my balls every day in the shower to make sure they are secure or don't become unscrewed. It's very distressing to swallow a ball or have them disappear down the drain.

Clodfobble · 07-21-2007, 10:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SteveDallas

(God only knows what the girls got.)

They hung little reminder cards inside the showers in my college dorm. Honest to god.

Flint · 07-21-2007, 10:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AC/DC

Some balls are held for charity
And some for fancy dress
But when they're held for pleasure
They're the balls that I like best
My balls are always bouncing
To the left and to the right
It's my belief that my big balls
Should be held every night

theotherguy · 07-21-2007, 10:47 AM

Hey, what do ya know. I do love MY balls.

zippyt · 07-21-2007, 10:50 AM

In the morning I like bacon and eggs ,
And I got BALLS between my legs !!!

Flint · 07-21-2007, 10:40 PM

I'm there. But the ladies will have to sign a disclaimer, absolving me of responsibility should they pass out when I unleash the wang-dang-doodle.

richlevy · 07-22-2007, 08:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flint

I'm there. But the ladies will have to sign a disclaimer, absolving me of responsibility should they pass out when I unleash the wang-dang-doodle.

I have heard that it is possible for people to laugh themselves unconscious.

Flint · 07-22-2007, 09:38 AM

My lawyers are very clever with the semantics.

07-20-2007, 07:10 PM	#1
Cloud ... Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,360	got balls? stability balls, physio balls, swiss balls, balance balls, exercise balls--call 'em what you will-- I my stability ball. It's a great piece of equipment for the home workerouter. You can do so much with it! You can use it for abs, for stretching, for relaxing, as a substitute for a bench to do dumbell work on--you can even use it for cardio! And when you're not using it--- it becomes an extra seat. Plus, it's fun to play with balls! I also have a medicine ball that I use, but it's not as versatile. __________________ "Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards!"

07-20-2007, 07:29 PM	#3
Cloud ... Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,360	they're bouncy, flouncy, trouncy, pouncy, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun! __________________ "Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards!"

07-20-2007, 10:23 PM	#4
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	If you have balls, remember to check them for irregularities once a month. __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

07-21-2007, 06:03 PM	#7
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	I'd like to propose the Cellar Official Outsourced Team Examination Ritual/Wide Area Neighborly Groping (C.O.O.T.E.R./W.A.N.G.) initiative, wherein mixed gender pairs will conduct thorough exams on each other's jumbly bits, all in the interest of early detection and prevention. Who's in? __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

07-21-2007, 10:47 AM	#11
theotherguy no not that other guy, the other one Join Date: May 2007 Location: TN Posts: 640	Hey, what do ya know. I do love MY balls. __________________ I should be working.

07-20-2007, 07:25 PM	#2
DucksNuts Bitchy Little Brat Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Queensland, Australia Posts: 5,067	I balls too, ....theres sooooo many things you can do with them

07-21-2007, 10:50 AM	#12
zippyt LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 7,661	In the morning I like bacon and eggs , And I got BALLS between my legs !!! __________________ "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. " Brother Dave Gardner

07-21-2007, 10:40 PM	#13
Flint Snowflake Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Dystopia Posts: 13,136	I'm there. But the ladies will have to sign a disclaimer, absolving me of responsibility should they pass out when I unleash the wang-dang-doodle. __________________ **************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio**

07-22-2007, 09:38 AM	#15
Flint Snowflake Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Dystopia Posts: 13,136	My lawyers are very clever with the semantics. __________________ **************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio**

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