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Snowflake
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Dystopia
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Red "Delicious" Apples
Are total shite. Damn the evil conglomeration of pretentious grocers who devised this abomination. Damn them, I say!
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Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Arlington, VA
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I am pretty sure that red delicious apples are the worst apple there is that are still intended for casual eating and not cooking with a pound of sugar.
Gala is the best supermarket apple for eating. Golden delicious can also be pretty damn good. |
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When Do I Get Virtual Unreality?
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Raytown, Missouri
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I seem to remember Red Delicious having been more tasty in the distant past. Now, they are absolutely tasteless, like eating wet cardboard pulp or something. WTF? How do you genetically engineer the taste out of an apple, and why?
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Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Arlington, VA
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Oh yeah, and Fujis are good too.
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Snowflake
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Dystopia
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"Fujis are good too" [/mocking effeminate voice]
Gentleman, the time for talk is over. Now is the time for action.
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****************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio |
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Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
Join Date: Jun 2006
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You crack my mind up!
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Slattern of the Swail
Join Date: Jul 2004
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Has Flint always been insane? Or, did he just 'turn' one day?
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I think this line's mostly filler.
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: DC
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Breed for looks and long shelf-life and ignore how taste is affected.
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Snowflake
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Dystopia
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I really am a little bit angry/disappointed that we are stupid/complacent enough to popularize/accept a shitty-tasting apple.
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****************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio |
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Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Arlington, VA
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Who's "we?" I don't buy that crap.
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To shreds, you say?
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet!
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But it's called DELICIOUS, it has to be good. Commie fag. How can we be good consumers if we think for ourselves? [/crazy sarcastic rant-ette]
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King Of Wishful Thinking
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Philadelphia Suburbs
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I lthink of them as 'mealy'. Granny Smith or Fujis are the way to go.
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Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
Join Date: Jun 2006
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AGREED...I love the Gala apples. One of our markets has these beautiful Galas...another has shriveled, crappy looking ones (Wally World.) They have a Braeburn that looks like a Gala but I don't care for the taste. Red Delish is too sweet. Get a Gala!
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When Do I Get Virtual Unreality?
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Raytown, Missouri
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Granny Smith's are wonderful as well. I like a good tart.
I mean, a good, tart, apple.
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UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Austin, TX
Posts: 20,012
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Granny Smith apples are the only acceptable kind. All the other species are tools of the devil.
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