Things that make you go 'Ewww'...

Nothing But Net · 03-14-2002, 01:33 AM

Example: Undertoad (our humble leader) and JaxomLotus (Worth1000) in mutual back-scratch mode... see FARK.com for the reference...

This is what we call a 'Found Item' Photoshop.
You are to create an image with a 100% 'Ewww' factor. No porn or scat, please.

Personal attempt to follow... And I forgot to say: no dead or dying either...OK?

Undertoad · 03-14-2002, 08:02 AM

(What he means by that: the humble leader of worth1000, which is highly renowed for its photoshop contests, said he'd give shouts out to the Cellar once his site is back up. I promised him the same. This all happened on the classified area of Fark... which apparently a few of you found.)

(But it encourages people to use that totally crappy picture of me!)

03-14-2002, 08:29 AM

What totally crappy picture?

That one that NBN posted a long long time ago that you made the comment about?

'Cause I was thinking it might be you and then you made that comment and the mood I was in then told me "oh, well that's not him then". Was it?

Undertoad · 03-14-2002, 09:52 AM

It was. From a pic of me in a local paper, for a story which documented the tremendous success of my company. (The company was pretty much dead about six months later. My PR guy got me the piece.)

Undertoad · 03-14-2002, 09:56 AM

Harrumph. Harrumph. One could in theory go to http://www.drchuck.net/albright/ , and click on "Digital Mugbook" to see a picture of me 17 years ago, and four pictures of me and Mrs. UT in photoramic black and white from about 5 years ago. (Look for the shots that say "Tony Shepps '85", not the ones that say "Undertoad".)

03-14-2002, 10:27 AM

yuo == teh pimp.

hehe. somethingawful

Where did NBN get that picture?

Here's a fun one (similar) that I did a while back. It's not me. It's an idiot from school.

and... here's a picture of my hair. Sorta.

It's way longer than you can see. That picture's also nearly 2 years old, so...

Nic Name · 03-15-2002, 09:27 PM

A collection of pictures that make you go ewww. Too hard to choose just one!

jeni · 03-27-2002, 10:35 PM

thing that makes me go eww:

joann.

03-29-2002, 08:55 AM

What The Fuck? Why do you have that? Eeew. Why the fuck is that on my server? God, what a foul person.

Her mom's in town. Two Azzarellos in one house. How wonderful.

jeni · 03-29-2002, 01:52 PM

dad put it on my computer when he gave me more ram and a hard drive. i don't know why. does he actually think i want to look at her?

03-29-2002, 01:56 PM

OMFG.

If he ever put that on one of my computers, I would slap his face and tell him to take it off right now. Ugh. Fug. Lee.

Undertoad · 03-29-2002, 04:36 PM

Not knowing her except from all y'all's posting, of course I hate her, and I've said so. But I wouldn't have guessed that the person in that picture was a pita. That's just your average person, in that picture.

03-29-2002, 04:50 PM

Yes. But when I see a person, I don't see how they look. I see who they are. And JoAnn is a horrible beast. I just... christ. I cannot, with words, begin to describe all the stupid annoying and rude things she has done in the year and however long I have lived down here. It would take me a week or more to write it all up, and even then, after reading it, you would just barely be able to comprehend how awful she is. Jen understands it because she's been here. Jen, like me, used to think JoAnn was awesome. Well, in moderation, she is tolerable. More than about 5 minutes each week and I am about to explode.

Example: A few months ago, Geraldo Rivera was on TV with Bill O'Reilly, talking about how he was going to Afghanistan. JoAnn says "I hope he gets shot." That's the kind of shit that comes out of her mouth. Just... fuck! ARgH! Man.

She drives like an idiot, so I hate it when Dad has her pick me up from work. I've told him this. Well, a few weeks ago, it ends up being the case again. He says "Here's JoAnn's cell phone number, call her and she'll come get you." I'm like "No, I'll just take the Metro, no big deal." He says "No no, she's over at Tysons waiting for you to call, just call her." Fine. So we're going home, I'm listening to my iPod and trying my best not to get infuriated at her for the way she's driving, and she's talking to me like I give a fuck about anything that ever comes out of her mouth. Well, she flubs a word, and does a "raspberry", as is habit for many Americans. In the process, she spit all over my arm. God. I wanted to slap her right them. ASDFALKSJDFLJAKLSDLJASDFLA. I cannot even begin to explain how much she just bugs the fucking hell out of me. God. JoAnn is the Anti-David. I have never met a person that I mesh so poorly with. There isn't a single thing about her that doesn't annoy me. It annoys me how open her fucking mouth is in that picture. It annoys me that she was obviously wearing sunglasses all week before that and looks like a fucking racoon. It annoys me that she put on way too much face grease and she's shining like the back of a spoon. God. I can't even explain why she just fucking irritates me so much. It's hard for me to remain rational and calm when I talk about her because she has consistently been a rude fucking idiot over the past year. God. I feel, deep down, a bit of sympathy, because I am saying such awful things about another human being. But I really wish she would just pack up and leave. Forever. Just go. And erase all the fucking awful memories on her way out. "No, I got you hooked on Havarti cheese!" ARGH!

She is, to me, an ugly person. So that picture, to me, is ugly. Even if she looks like a normal human being. To me, it is unpleasant to look at.

I'm done now.

jeni · 03-30-2002, 02:09 AM

Quote:

It annoys me that she was obviously wearing sunglasses all week before that and looks like a fucking racoon. It annoys me that she put on way too much face grease and she's shining like the back of a spoon.

way to go, dr. seuss. you could sell books with those rhymes.

Nothing But Net · 03-30-2002, 02:20 AM

Who is this and what is her relationship to you?

03-14-2002, 01:33 AM	#1
Nothing But Net Professor Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Spring, Texas Posts: 1,481	Things that make you go 'Ewww'... Example: Undertoad (our humble leader) and JaxomLotus (Worth1000) in mutual back-scratch mode... see FARK.com for the reference... This is what we call a 'Found Item' Photoshop. You are to create an image with a 100% 'Ewww' factor. No porn or scat, please. Personal attempt to follow... And I forgot to say: no dead or dying either...OK? Last edited by Nothing But Net; 03-14-2002 at 01:41 AM.

03-15-2002, 09:27 PM	#7
Nic Name retired Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Toronto, Canada Posts: 1,930	Die screaming with sharp things in your head. A collection of pictures that make you go ewww. Too hard to choose just one!

03-29-2002, 04:50 PM	#13
dave Guest Posts: n/a	Yes. But when I see a person, I don't see how they look. I see who they are. And JoAnn is a horrible beast. I just... christ. I cannot, with words, begin to describe all the stupid annoying and rude things she has done in the year and however long I have lived down here. It would take me a week or more to write it all up, and even then, after reading it, you would just barely be able to comprehend how awful she is. Jen understands it because she's been here. Jen, like me, used to think JoAnn was <b>awesome</b>. Well, in moderation, she is tolerable. More than about 5 minutes each week and I am about to explode. Example: A few months ago, Geraldo Rivera was on TV with Bill O'Reilly, talking about how he was going to Afghanistan. JoAnn says "I hope he gets shot." That's the kind of shit that comes out of her mouth. Just... fuck! ARgH! Man. She drives like an idiot, so I hate it when Dad has her pick me up from work. I've told him this. Well, a few weeks ago, it ends up being the case again. He says "Here's JoAnn's cell phone number, call her and she'll come get you." I'm like "No, I'll just take the Metro, no big deal." He says "No no, she's over at Tysons waiting for you to call, just call her." Fine. So we're going home, I'm listening to my iPod and trying my best not to get infuriated at her for the way she's driving, and she's talking to me like I give a fuck about anything that ever comes out of her mouth. Well, she flubs a word, and does a "raspberry", as is habit for many Americans. In the process, she spit <b>all over my arm</b>. God. I wanted to slap her right them. ASDFALKSJDFLJAKLSDLJASDFLA. I cannot even begin to explain how much she just bugs the fucking hell out of me. God. JoAnn is the Anti-David. I have never met a person that I mesh so poorly with. There isn't a single thing about her that doesn't annoy me. It annoys me how open her fucking mouth is in that picture. It annoys me that she was obviously wearing sunglasses all week before that and looks like a fucking racoon. It annoys me that she put on way too much face grease and she's shining like the back of a spoon. God. I can't even explain why she just fucking irritates me so much. It's hard for me to remain rational and calm when I talk about her because she has consistently been a rude fucking idiot over the past year. God. I feel, deep down, a bit of sympathy, because I am saying such awful things about another human being. But I really wish she would just pack up and leave. Forever. Just go. And erase all the fucking awful memories on her way out. "No, <b>I</b> got you hooked on Havarti cheese!" ARGH! She is, to me, an ugly person. So that picture, to me, is ugly. Even if she looks like a normal human being. To me, it is unpleasant to look at. I'm done now.

03-30-2002, 02:20 AM	#15
Nothing But Net Professor Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Spring, Texas Posts: 1,481	I'm still clueless Who is this and what is her relationship to you?

03-14-2002, 08:02 AM	#2
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	(What he means by that: the humble leader of worth1000, which is highly renowed for its photoshop contests, said he'd give shouts out to the Cellar once his site is back up. I promised him the same. This all happened on the classified area of Fark... which apparently a few of you found.) (But it encourages people to use that totally crappy picture of me!)

03-14-2002, 08:29 AM	#3
dave Guest Posts: n/a	What totally crappy picture? That one that NBN posted a long long time ago that you made the comment about? 'Cause I was thinking it might be you and then you made that comment and the mood I was in then told me "oh, well that's not him then". Was it?

03-14-2002, 09:52 AM	#4
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	It was. From a pic of me in a local paper, for a story which documented the tremendous success of my company. (The company was pretty much dead about six months later. My PR guy got me the piece.)

03-14-2002, 09:56 AM	#5
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	Harrumph. Harrumph. One could in theory go to http://www.drchuck.net/albright/ , and click on "Digital Mugbook" to see a picture of me 17 years ago, and four pictures of me and Mrs. UT in photoramic black and white from about 5 years ago. (Look for the shots that say "Tony Shepps '85", not the ones that say "Undertoad".)

03-14-2002, 10:27 AM	#6
dave Guest Posts: n/a	yuo == teh pimp. hehe. somethingawful Where did NBN get that picture? Here's a fun one (similar) that I did a while back. It's not me. It's an idiot from school. and... here's a picture of my hair. Sorta. It's way longer than you can see. That picture's also nearly 2 years old, so...

03-27-2002, 10:35 PM	#8
jeni is stuck on altair-4 Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: santa cruz, california Posts: 514	thing that makes me go eww: joann.

03-29-2002, 08:55 AM	#9
dave Guest Posts: n/a	What The Fuck? Why do you have that? Eeew. Why the fuck is that on my server? God, what a foul person. Her mom's in town. Two Azzarellos in one house. How wonderful.

03-29-2002, 01:52 PM	#10
jeni is stuck on altair-4 Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: santa cruz, california Posts: 514	dad put it on my computer when he gave me more ram and a hard drive. i don't know why. does he actually think i want to look at her?

03-29-2002, 01:56 PM	#11
dave Guest Posts: n/a	OMFG. If he ever put that on one of my computers, I would slap his face and tell him to take it off right now. Ugh. Fug. Lee.

03-29-2002, 04:36 PM	#12
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	Not knowing her except from all y'all's posting, of course I hate her, and I've said so. But I wouldn't have guessed that the person in that picture was a pita. That's just your average person, in that picture.

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