Creepy Crawlies....

DucksNuts · 09-24-2006, 01:12 AM

A few ickies from around my house.....

"Harry" the Huntsman - he lives above my computer in the office.

Dirty Big Red Spider that only comes out at nite and shits me because I walk into the web all the time

Well - this one doesnt crawl anymore, but he is icky.

NFI what these bugs are, but they shit me too, they are everywhere!!

Beestie · 09-24-2006, 01:32 AM

Holy crap! Do you live in a tree house in the freakin' Amazon?

wolf · 09-24-2006, 02:33 AM

Do you also have a redback on the toilet seat?

DucksNuts · 09-24-2006, 07:09 AM

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Originally Posted by wolf

Do you also have a redback on the toilet seat?

Well, we certainly have them, but they generally dont live on the dunny seat, under it sure...not on it.

I need to get a pic of a White Tail, thats the only one that scares the be-jesus out of me...that and the Tiger Snakes that live 'round here.

HungLikeJesus · 06-25-2008, 06:21 PM

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Originally Posted by DucksNuts

Well, we certainly have them, but they generally dont live on the dunny seat, under it sure...not on it.

I need to get a pic of a White Tail, thats the only one that scares the be-jesus out of me...that and the Tiger Snakes that live 'round here.

DN, I'm still waiting for a picture of a White Tail and a tiger snake.

We don't have too many creepy crawlies around here, unless you count rattlesnakes. Well, we do get lots of mice/voles/moles/ and packrats in the house.

[This has been another SteveDallas random thread pick.]

dar512 · 06-26-2008, 09:18 AM

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Originally Posted by HungLikeJesus

DN, I'm still waiting for a picture of a White Tail and a tiger snake.

We don't have too many creepy crawlies around here, unless you count rattlesnakes. Well, we do get lots of mice/voles/moles/ and packrats in the house.

[This has been another SteveDallas random thread pick.]

Well thank you so much for reawakening my nightmare.

sproglet · 09-24-2006, 04:10 AM

Ickie-Snarlies and flying mouths abound in Australia.

Almost everything out there has the capacity to kill or maime at will.

xoxoxoBruce · 09-24-2006, 06:22 AM

"Ickie-Snarlies and flying mouths"

What wonderfully descriptive terms! They really mean nothing but I know exactly what you're saying. Straight to the point seems to be an Australian trait.

09-24-2006, 11:44 AM

Great pics. I'll wait until I have a good day and see if I can beat cha'. Living in the sub tropics myself I bet I can.

Happy Monkey · 09-24-2006, 12:38 PM

I don't mind having a spider in the house, but two spiders can turn into 200 in one generation, and that is far too many.

zippyt · 09-24-2006, 12:47 PM

"Ickie-Snarlies and flying mouths"

Now THAT is a band name if I EVER heard one !!!

xoxoxoBruce · 09-24-2006, 08:11 PM

Or a horror film.

Crimson Ghost · 09-24-2006, 08:43 PM

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!!!

What the fuck is that thing in the first pic?
Does it come with a legless Confederate general?

DucksNuts · 09-25-2006, 01:16 AM

Awww Ghost, Harry's harmless.

Seriously, they are. They are great because they dont make webs, eat the other nasty spiders and bugs. Apparently, the hair on their legs and body can make you sick if it gets in your mouth or eyes (they have a habit of crawling on you whilst you sleep).

They are HUGE though, they get to 14cms across. Harry is as big as my hand. ...so like about 5 inches.

Bastards give you a nasty fright when you dive your hand into the mailbox and they climb up your arm.

mrnoodle · 09-25-2006, 10:59 AM

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Originally Posted by DucksNuts

Awww Ghost, Harry's harmless.

Seriously, they are. They are great because they dont make webs, eat the other nasty spiders and bugs. Apparently, the hair on their legs and body can make you sick if it gets in your mouth or eyes (they have a habit of crawling on you whilst you sleep).

They are HUGE though, they get to 14cms across. Harry is as big as my hand. ...so like about 5 inches.

Bastards give you a nasty fright when you dive your hand into the mailbox and they climb up your arm.

Okay, that's done it. I will never visit Australia under my own free will. If I find that I have been brought there against my will, I will spontaneously die of arachnaphobia right on the spot.

that

09-24-2006, 01:12 AM	#1
DucksNuts Bitchy Little Brat Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Queensland, Australia Posts: 5,067	Creepy Crawlies.... A few ickies from around my house..... "Harry" the Huntsman - he lives above my computer in the office. Dirty Big Red Spider that only comes out at nite and shits me because I walk into the web all the time Well - this one doesnt crawl anymore, but he is icky. NFI what these bugs are, but they shit me too, they are everywhere!!

09-24-2006, 01:32 AM	#2
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09-24-2006, 06:22 AM	#8
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	"Ickie-Snarlies and flying mouths" What wonderfully descriptive terms! They really mean nothing but I know exactly what you're saying. Straight to the point seems to be an Australian trait. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

09-24-2006, 12:38 PM	#10
Happy Monkey I think this line's mostly filler. Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: DC Posts: 13,575	I don't mind having a spider in the house, but two spiders can turn into 200 in one generation, and that is far too many. __________________ _________________ \|...............\| We live in the nick of times. \| Len 17, Wid 3 \| \|_______________\| [pics]

09-24-2006, 04:10 AM	#7
sproglet small in a big way. Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: The British Empire Posts: 94	Ickie-Snarlies and flying mouths abound in Australia. Almost everything out there has the capacity to kill or maime at will.

09-24-2006, 11:44 AM	#9
rkzenrage Guest Posts: n/a	Great pics. I'll wait until I have a good day and see if I can beat cha'. Living in the sub tropics myself I bet I can.

09-24-2006, 12:47 PM	#11
zippyt LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 7,661	"Ickie-Snarlies and flying mouths" Now THAT is a band name if I EVER heard one !!! __________________ "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. " Brother Dave Gardner

09-24-2006, 08:11 PM	#12
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Or a horror film. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

09-24-2006, 08:43 PM	#13
Crimson Ghost Larger than life and twice as ugly. Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 5,264	JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!!! What the fuck is that thing in the first pic? Does it come with a legless Confederate general? __________________ We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark. I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them, I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period. Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years

09-25-2006, 01:16 AM	#14
DucksNuts Bitchy Little Brat Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Queensland, Australia Posts: 5,067	Awww Ghost, Harry's harmless. Seriously, they are. They are great because they dont make webs, eat the other nasty spiders and bugs. Apparently, the hair on their legs and body can make you sick if it gets in your mouth or eyes (they have a habit of crawling on you whilst you sleep). They are HUGE though, they get to 14cms across. Harry is as big as my hand. ...so like about 5 inches. Bastards give you a nasty fright when you dive your hand into the mailbox and they climb up your arm.

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