I Ducks, do hereby solemnly declare....

DucksNuts · 09-02-2007, 01:46 AM

...that I am taking a break from everything and anything to do with the opposite sex* (dont get any ideas, I shant be batting for the other team anytime soon)

This includes...::gulp::... sex for the sake of sex, fuck buddies, married men, one nite stands, bases 1 and 2, dry humping, heavy petting (is this base 2?) and dating....oh...and cybering in any way shape or form (sorry ToGgie!!)

I have been out today and bought myself an xbox 360, to add to the gaming collection, all kinds of alcohol beverages and bikkies n cheese, chips (crisps), plus I dropped a small fortune at Darryl Lea.

Your assistance in this matter would be greatly appreciated.

Thank You

*excluding work environments and flirting, coz...well, it helps me get my own way

lumberjim · 09-02-2007, 02:00 AM

Sheldonrs · 10-11-2007, 01:57 PM

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Originally Posted by lumberjim

It should be pointed out that this guys name is Matthew Rush.
If you want to see more of him, check out any gay porn shop. He is VERY impressive.
He is also trying to be a legit actor. I saw him in a play in Boston. His acting needs work but I've seen worse. Plus he was naked in the play. Quite a body of work. ;-)

Mockingbird · 10-11-2007, 04:16 PM

Some of the good ones to be with are the anti-social folks. Not the, 'oh god, I'm slitting my wrists etc' people but just the folks who go places to just read or what have you and they aren't there to be seen. The only people I have ever dated I met either while I wasn't paying attention, or I saw them reading something neat.

None of them have been bad to look at, either.

Aliantha · 09-02-2007, 02:27 AM

I thought you gave up on blokes a few weeks ago ducksy? Has something else happened in the mean time?

DucksNuts · 09-02-2007, 03:01 AM

I just need to keep away from army dudes, I think that is my main problem...but I have decided its all too fucking hard and giving up

LJ - shit head, thanks heaps.

richlevy · 09-02-2007, 10:25 AM

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Originally Posted by DucksNuts

...that I am taking a break from everything and anything to do with the opposite sex* (dont get any ideas, I shant be batting for the other team anytime soon)

Darn, there goes our IOTD.

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Originally Posted by DucksNuts

bikkies n cheese, chips (crisps), plus I dropped a small fortune at Darryl Lea.

Can you translate for us Yanks. Is 'bikkies' biscuits or crackers? What's a Darryl Lea?

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Originally Posted by DucksNuts

*excluding work environments and flirting,

So sex on a desk doesn't count? How very Clintonesque of you.

Take a break, but hang in there. From your pics you are a very attractive person and you should have your pick of guys. And if you don't believe that, we could always post a poll

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Elspode · 09-02-2007, 11:29 AM

I am depressed. Nay, despondent.

Ducks, I didn't see "married men with permission from their wives" on that list. When shall I expect you?

Trilby · 09-02-2007, 11:41 AM

Ducks! you've depressed Els! You can't do that, sweetie! you must, right now, post a pic of your lovelies so as to appease his 'Spode-ness!*

I know what you mean, RE: army dudes. I married one. I lurrrrrrrved him. One night, we drank the bar dry of tequila, I got preggers and the rest, baby, is history. Do NOT do it! Army dudes, while HAWT in uni, rarely are hawt in any real life situation--they tend to just want to shoot at anything that threatens....anyway, we love you!

*Els--don't say I never did nothin' for ya!

Elspode · 09-02-2007, 01:19 PM

You are my goddess and connection to reality in an otherwise insane world, Bri.

DucksNuts · 09-02-2007, 06:53 PM

Shit, sorry 'spode, of course you are still on the list.

Thats different, you *love* me and not just coz I am a dirty slurry.

Bri, I think you are very correct about the Army thing. When I get back on the horse (so to speak), I might try fire boys.

minnmirman · 09-02-2007, 10:10 PM

army guys are generally douches

TheMercenary · 09-02-2007, 11:35 PM

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Originally Posted by minnmirman

army guys are generally douches

Fuck off.

Bullitt · 09-03-2007, 01:39 AM

Hey Merc that can be a good thing. Ya'll clean up the mess the pussies make!

DucksNuts · 09-02-2007, 10:32 PM

But, but....youre still cute

09-02-2007, 01:46 AM	#1
DucksNuts Bitchy Little Brat Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Queensland, Australia Posts: 5,067	I Ducks, do hereby solemnly declare.... ...that I am taking a break from everything and anything to do with the opposite sex* (dont get any ideas, I shant be batting for the other team anytime soon) This includes...::gulp::... sex for the sake of sex, fuck buddies, married men, one nite stands, bases 1 and 2, dry humping, heavy petting (is this base 2?) and dating....oh...and cybering in any way shape or form (sorry ToGgie!!) I have been out today and bought myself an xbox 360, to add to the gaming collection, all kinds of alcohol beverages and bikkies n cheese, chips (crisps), plus I dropped a small fortune at Darryl Lea. Your assistance in this matter would be greatly appreciated. Thank You *excluding work environments and flirting, coz...well, it helps me get my own way

09-02-2007, 02:00 AM	#2
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	__________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

10-11-2007, 04:16 PM	#4
Mockingbird Master of hand to mouth living Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Tulsa, Okla Posts: 189	Some of the good ones to be with are the anti-social folks. Not the, 'oh god, I'm slitting my wrists etc' people but just the folks who go places to just read or what have you and they aren't there to be seen. The only people I have ever dated I met either while I wasn't paying attention, or I saw them reading something neat. None of them have been bad to look at, either. __________________ When you're low it's either wave that flag or stand there empty-handed. -- Achewood

09-02-2007, 02:27 AM	#5
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	I thought you gave up on blokes a few weeks ago ducksy? Has something else happened in the mean time? __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

09-02-2007, 11:29 AM	#8
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	I am depressed. Nay, despondent. Ducks, I didn't see "married men with permission from their wives" on that list. When shall I expect you? __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

09-02-2007, 03:01 AM	#6
DucksNuts Bitchy Little Brat Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Queensland, Australia Posts: 5,067	I just need to keep away from army dudes, I think that is my main problem...but I have decided its all too fucking hard and giving up LJ - shit head, thanks heaps.

09-02-2007, 11:41 AM	#9
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	Ducks! you've depressed Els! You can't do that, sweetie! you must, right now, post a pic of your lovelies so as to appease his 'Spode-ness!* I know what you mean, RE: army dudes. I married one. I lurrrrrrrved him. One night, we drank the bar dry of tequila, I got preggers and the rest, baby, is history. Do NOT do it! Army dudes, while HAWT in uni, rarely are hawt in any real life situation--they tend to just want to shoot at anything that threatens....anyway, we love you! *Els--don't say I never did nothin' for ya! __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

09-02-2007, 01:19 PM	#10
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	You are my goddess and connection to reality in an otherwise insane world, Bri. __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

09-02-2007, 06:53 PM	#11
DucksNuts Bitchy Little Brat Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Queensland, Australia Posts: 5,067	Shit, sorry 'spode, of course you are still on the list. Thats different, you love me and not just coz I am a dirty slurry. Bri, I think you are very correct about the Army thing. When I get back on the horse (so to speak), I might try fire boys.

09-02-2007, 10:10 PM	#12
minnmirman noob Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Seymour WI/Ft Campbell KY Posts: 43	army guys are generally douches

09-03-2007, 01:39 AM	#14
Bullitt This is a fully functional babe lair Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Akron, OH Posts: 2,324	Hey Merc that can be a good thing. Ya'll clean up the mess the pussies make! __________________ Kiss my white Irish ass.

09-02-2007, 10:32 PM	#15
DucksNuts Bitchy Little Brat Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Queensland, Australia Posts: 5,067	But, but....youre still cute

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