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01-04-2013, 06:26 PM
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Slattern of the Swail
Join Date: Jul 2004
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I don't always smoke....
...but when I do, I blow it out my nostrils.
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In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum |
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01-04-2013, 06:41 PM
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To shreds, you say?
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet!
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I like the expression "Blow it out your bunghole"
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01-04-2013, 06:51 PM
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erika
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: "the high up north"
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I'm the opposite; I adore french inhaling. Probably Warren Zevon's fault. but I almost always exhale orally.
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01-04-2013, 07:04 PM
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Glutton for Gluttony
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Tampa, FL
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My mom used to blow her cigarette smoke out of her nostrils when I was a kid. It freaked me out because I thought she looked like an enraged bull in a cartoon.
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01-04-2013, 07:07 PM
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Slattern of the Swail
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In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum |
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01-04-2013, 08:26 PM
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trying hard to be a better person
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Brisbane, Australia
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I always used to blow my smoke from my mouth and upwards so it didn't make my whole body smell.
It worked somewhat. Didn't help my smokers breath though. Oh and.. I don't always fart... ...but when I do I blow it out my bum hole.
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01-05-2013, 04:36 AM
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The Un-Tuckian
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: South Central...KY that is
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01-05-2013, 12:01 AM
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a beautiful fool
Join Date: Sep 2010
Location: 39.939705
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Laf @ Ali..... Women don't fart, silly!
When you exhale nostrily, you absorb more of the nicotine.... But you fuck your sense of smell over. And then you can't tell when you stink. I am a lefty smoker, but right handed. Why is this, you ask? Smart phones. Thats why.
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01-05-2013, 12:14 AM
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barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy.
Join Date: Nov 2007
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Day 6 here ... fuck you all and your talk of smoking... I'm literally thinking of twisting a post it note up and smoking that. JONESIN!
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"like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt |
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01-05-2013, 12:22 AM
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a beautiful fool
Join Date: Sep 2010
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Just put your fingers up to your lips and inhale deeply through a tiny opening. That should sate the craving. After 6 days, you are no longer addicted to the nicotine. 2 more weeks to finish erasing the habit though. Stay strong!
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01-05-2013, 12:32 AM
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barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy.
Join Date: Nov 2007
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Fuck you!
 I've already gained about 10 lbs. I'm eating winter-fucking-green mints. WTF is a wintergreen anyway? I can't sleep... I'm eating everything in sight and I need coffee to remain conscious from 12-8pm. OMFG ... I can't believe I did this years ago and now I'm doing it again. Fuckitty fuck fuck well this sucks.
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01-05-2013, 04:38 AM
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The Un-Tuckian
Join Date: Apr 2007
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01-05-2013, 01:31 AM
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I can hear my ears
Join Date: Oct 2003
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don't make it harder than it is. if you really want to quit, you will. that's how you'll know if you really wanted to quit. when you DO or DO NOT.
I'm pulling for ya broseph. You can do this .... no sweat.
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01-05-2013, 02:38 AM
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Thats "Miss Zipper Neck" to you.
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: little town (but not the littlest) in texas
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I took up smoking but I hate it so I'm gonna quit.
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01-05-2013, 12:11 PM
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To shreds, you say?
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet!
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Classic, chew gum. There's this dented bottle and can store near me that sells outdated food and weird shit from god knows where but they have about ten million friggin packs of gum and mints that are three for a dollar. I'm sure there's a place near you like that. If I didn't suck so much at mailing things to people (you all know who you are) I'd offer to send you a load of crap. Maybe if you sent me a SASE that would be easier. I could just hand it to my mail carrier.
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