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07-23-2004, 02:52 PM | #1 | |
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The Dallas Cowboys Update Thread
Because our team is better, we deserve a whole entire thread to talk about how great the Cowboys are. So here it is.
Anyone that says anything bad about the Cowboys and isn't a fan will be killed and eaten. By sycamore. today, they signed Eddie George to a 2.2mil contract with up to 3mil more in incentives. Just what the doctor ordered, I think. Quote:
How 'bout them Cowboys!?
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07-23-2004, 03:10 PM | #2 |
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The Cowboys suck decomposing mule wangers.
The Redskins are gonna put a stop to their BS very quickly.
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07-23-2004, 03:30 PM | #3 |
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Eddie is completely played out. It is a shame. He was a great back and the Cowboys suck.
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07-23-2004, 04:27 PM | #4 |
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<table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" border="0" width="152" height="100%"> <tbody><tr><td bgcolor="#8d8c90" width="1" height="100%"><spacer type="BLOCK" width="1" height="100%"></td> <td bgcolor="WHITE" width="150"> <table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" border="0" width="150" height="100%"> <tbody><tr> <td class="contentSmallNavy" bgcolor="white" width="110">Philadelphia Eagles</td> <td class="contentSmallNavy" bgcolor="white" width="40">12-4</td> </tr> <tr> <td class="contentSmallNavy" width="110">Dallas Cowboys</td> <td class="contentSmallNavy" bgcolor="white" width="40">10-6</td> </tr> <tr> <td class="contentSmallNavy" bgcolor="white" width="110">Washington Redskins</td> <td class="contentSmallNavy" bgcolor="white" width="40">5-11</td> </tr> <tr> <td class="contentSmallNavy" bgcolor="white" width="110">New York Giants</td> <td class="contentSmallNavy" bgcolor="white" width="40">4-12</td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr></tbody> </table>
Yeah, sure, beestie.
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07-23-2004, 08:56 PM | #5 |
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The Washington NFL team and the Dallas Cowboys lick the sweat off dead men's balls.
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07-24-2004, 02:31 PM | #6 |
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Eddie George is a bum. Always was, but now the guy has no soul. Just how did the Cowboys get to be "America's Team"? Who did they ask? I don't remember any poll or vote. Did they come up with that based on sales of the cheerleader posters? How come everybody I know who likes the Cowboys wears L.L. Bean and brings weird cheeses to football parties?
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07-24-2004, 02:36 PM | #7 |
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ah, the dallas cowboys... "sure we are hoodlums and addicts, we unceremoniously fired our legendary coach without telling him first, we wanted to get rid of smith a long time ago, but wanted another record on the walls... but we have a cool star and we are America's Team. Just ask us."
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07-24-2004, 02:39 PM | #8 | |
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07-24-2004, 02:43 PM | #9 | |
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07-24-2004, 02:43 PM | #10 |
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year in, year out, the cowboys merch represents 25% or more of all NFL apparrel sales.
america's team was a shrewd marketing ploy by Tex Schramm.
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07-24-2004, 03:44 PM | #12 |
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uh huh. i suspected as much
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07-24-2004, 05:06 PM | #13 |
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I heard Oakland was #1 in merchandising last year.
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07-24-2004, 06:44 PM | #14 | |
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OAKLAND is #1 .
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07-24-2004, 11:16 PM | #15 | |
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don't be such a dumbass.
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