Ben and Jerry's has issued a new ice cream flavor

[Pie]

(as seen on MeFi)
To celebrate the Inauguration, Ben and Jerry's has issued a new ice cream flavor, Yes, PeCan, with profits donated to the Common Cause Education Fund.

There's a bunch of suggestions for flavors commemorating Bush/Cheney. Some of my faves:

Iraqi Road
ImPeachMint
WireTapioca
Nut'n Accomplished
Anchovy Fuckup Surprise
Housing Bubble Burst
Neandertholitan
Heckuva Job Brownie
Flunky Monkey
Go Fudge Yourself
Abu Grape
Gitmocha
Is Our Chocolate Learning?
Good Riddance You Lousy Motherfucker... Swirl

[TheMercenary]

So much for bringing the country together…
By Michelle Malkin • January 12, 2009 04:10 PM

How some Obama cultists will be celebrating the inauguration:

Adams Morgan Main Street (AMMG) offers “Destination Change” with fun and off-beat events. Adams Morgan Main Street, the non-profit organization that produces “Adams Morgan Day,” presents an Inaugural Promotion highlighting the unique and diverse elements of Adams Morgan from Friday, January 16 through January 20.

Adams Morgan Main Street is hosting and showcasing interesting inauguration-related events with everything from elephant pinatas to extended hours to food and drink specials, costume contests, elephant dart boards, Inaugural inspired artwork and more.

The Kick-Off is at the corner of 18th and Columbia Rd. on Friday, January 16 at 5:30 pm and 7:00pm with an Elephant Pinata Bash - Take a swing! Out with the old, in with the new! Also, plan to “Tell the President!” your ideas by posting them on the Kiosk. On Saturday, January 18 the public can take another Swing at the Elephant Pinata at 11:00 am and 1:00 pm, or catch another opportunity with Grand Central’s pinata that evening at 7:00pm.

L’Enfant Cafe offers a special Inaugural Brunch every day culminating in an Elephant Pinata Bash at 11:00pm on Jan 19.

(link)

So much for the new spirit of bipartisanship.

Can you imagine if Republicans had kicked off either of Bush’s inauguration days with Donkey Pinata Bashes?

Climate of fear! Inciting violence! Insane rage!

Nope. Now, it’s all just good “fun and off-beat.”

[richlevy]

Originally Posted by TheMercenary

Can you imagine if Republicans had kicked off either of Bush’s inauguration days with Donkey Pinata Bashes?

Somehow I don't think that it is a DNC sponsored event.

I'm sure we could find equally if not worse tasteless displays somewhere in the country back when Bush took office. Ms. Malkin has a very selective memory. Since she is quite f***able, I'm willing to forgive her this small defect.

[TheMercenary]

Originally Posted by richlevy

Somehow I don't think that it is a DNC sponsored event.

I'm sure we could find equally if not worse tasteless displays somewhere in the country back when Bush took office. Ms. Malkin has a very selective memory. Since she is quite f***able, I'm willing to forgive her this small defect.

I don't disagree with you. In fact I was more responding in kind to 8 years of attacks. At least we will have 4-8 more years of new materials and screw ups to work with now.

[Undertoad]

Originally Posted by richlevy

Since she is quite f***able, I'm willing to forgive her this small defect.

I wrote the Ann Coulter rant to say that hateful, spiteful women are not attractive.

[Shawnee123]

My brother, the ultra-conservative, once said something about Coulter being good-looking. I was like "What? She looks like she was rode hard and put away wet" to which mom replied "(Shawnee!)" as she giggled.

I am the first woman to be like "mon dieu that is a beautiful woman" about celebrities, friends, strangers. But I'm sorry...that woman is not beautiful. At all.

And yes, a personality, which can make someone sooooo attractive, does not work in her favor either.

[dar512]

Ann Coulter is a walking bag o' sticks with a mean personality. No interest at all.

[Trilby]

Originally Posted by Undertoad

I wrote the Ann Coulter rant to say that hateful, spiteful women are not attractive.

And it was hilarious!

[richlevy]

Personally, with that long face, I always thought Ann Coulter was John Kerry's sister or something.

I thought her recent comment about 'improving Jews' probably sold another 250,000 of her books.

[Urbane Guerrilla]

Originally Posted by richlevy

Ms. Malkin has a very selective memory. Since she is quite f***able, I'm willing to forgive her this small defect.

I'd do either Michelle Malkin or Anne Coulter, because smart is sexy. X-Lydia thinks la Malkin is cute too.

I think la Coulter would be just as striking in her natural hair color or a dyed glossy jet black... Joan Jett black. It's all those looooong long bones.

The Dumbocrats tend to give me a case of disinterested penis nowadays. I say tend because I don't reckon hormonal attraction (or pheromonal -- some people just smell goooood, good enough to unwrap and lick) has much to do with the intellectual endeavor of politicking.

[Sundae]

Originally Posted by Urbane Guerrilla

I'd do Anne Coulter, because smart is sexy.

For a smart woman she sure talks a lot of shit.

[TheMercenary]

Originally Posted by Urbane Guerrilla

I'd do either Michelle Malkin or Anne Coulter, because smart is sexy. X-Lydia thinks la Malkin is cute too.

I think la Coulter would be just as striking in her natural hair color or a dyed glossy jet black... Joan Jett black. It's all those looooong long bones.

The Dumbocrats tend to give me a case of disinterested penis nowadays. I say tend because I don't reckon hormonal attraction (or pheromonal -- some people just smell goooood, good enough to unwrap and lick) has much to do with the intellectual endeavor of politicking.

What? Hillary Clinton doesn't turn you on?

[Urbane Guerrilla]

Originally Posted by TheMercenary

What? Hillary Clinton doesn't turn you on?

Let the record show I've called Hilary "Washington's Least Convincing Blonde." Since about Steven Foster's strange death.

Fake-blonde is a big handicap in my book, though I do not blast all hair coloring. Ann Coulter overcomes that handicap -- and I'd still like to check her out in brunette phase sometime. What draws my favorable attention is how she makes the Idiot Left so uncomfortable, and the pseudosophisticates likewise. Schadenfreude, Götterfunken. She grasps how badly they are fucking up, and she makes a case they can't even make relevant answer to.

So the pseuds make a lot of stupid noises about how she's ugly. Puh-leeze. Do you guys want everyone to know how deeply, abysmally untalented and moronic and unwise you really are, proving Ann's case out of your own mouths?

[footfootfoot]

Good Riddance You Lousy Motherfucker... Swirl

I'll buy a dozen and freeze the rest!

[classicman]

I'm dyin to try the "Anchovy Fuckup Surprise"