What are the bad things you want?

skysidhe · 05-15-2006, 10:38 PM

Be honest.

List some of the things you would like to do that are to the mainstreem considered bad.

skysidhe · 05-15-2006, 10:44 PM

I like hot springs & I don't mind being naked in them.

zippyt · 05-15-2006, 11:13 PM

Nothing bad about that ,
Go to IceLand , when I was there there were MANY hot springs , you would be driveing down a road , see steam riseing in the distance off to the side of the road , go down the side road , park with the other cars there , undress or put on a swim suit ( in the snow ) , troop on down , say HI , and jump in , there was generly a bottle of Brendivin (IceLandic Moon shine ) being passed around .
GOOOD TIMES !!!!!

lumberjim · 05-15-2006, 11:29 PM

a blumpkin

ewww. just kidding

seakdivers · 05-15-2006, 11:42 PM

Nope. Not gonna jinx myself.

zippyt · 05-15-2006, 11:45 PM

you are a sick fuck LJ !!!

Kagen4o4 · 05-16-2006, 01:27 AM

a blumpkin from LJ

DiscoFever · 05-16-2006, 06:31 AM

LOL...just looked up what that was. Having learnt what a blumpkin is, I'm still gonna pass on it anyway, bit too nasty for my taste...or hers.

seakdivers · 05-16-2006, 10:58 AM

EEeeeew LJ!! I had to look that up too.

mrnoodle · 05-16-2006, 11:19 AM

There's a word for that? What is wrong with people?

I want to be a jewel thief. The kind that rappels down the side of a swank hotel to get to some safe in a room while the occupants are at a diplomatic function downstairs. The image of a bunch of diamonds falling off one of those black velvet case thingies into a silk bag (I think they make them special for jewel thieves) is almost erotic. There would have to be chasing afterwards, of course. I don't want to get off scot free, I want to escape by jet boat with bullets flying around. Then I want to be raped by a pirate.

Just checking to see if you were still reading. Of course, if the pirate were Keira Knightley...

barefoot serpent · 05-16-2006, 01:08 PM

to see a picture of Keira Knightley donning a strapon.

mrnoodle · 05-16-2006, 02:01 PM

A strapon would require no one less than Jessica Alba. Knightley would have to be on the bottom like everyone else.

edit: yes, I just put in writing that I'd let Jessica Alba have her way with me, no matter how degrading. Call me, Jess.

Spexxvet · 05-17-2006, 08:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mrnoodle

A strapon would require no one less than Jessica Alba. Knightley would have to be on the bottom like everyone else.

edit: yes, I just put in writing that I'd let Jessica Alba have her way with me, no matter how degrading. Call me, Jess.

Ok, a Jessica Alba blumpkin for Mr. Mo-fucking-hammed Noodle.

I'd like to have...

...I'd like to have....

...I'd like to have Raquel Welch dropped on top of me. (Monty Python)

I'd like to have a threesome with Brianna and Cheyenne. But don't tell them.

Elspode · 05-17-2006, 02:57 PM

And now, for the winning entry in this thread:

I want my wife's grandfather to live until at least June 2nd, because if he passes before that, it will greatly inconvenience me.

There. I've said it. How could *anyone* want anything worse than that? I am morally reprehensible and should be stoned in the street.

glatt · 05-17-2006, 03:31 PM

Could be worse, you could be wishing for his death. Nothing wrong with wishing for his life.

05-15-2006, 10:38 PM	#1
skysidhe ~~Life is either a daring adventure or nothing.~~ Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 6,828	What are the bad things you want? Be honest. List some of the things you would like to do that are to the mainstreem considered bad.

05-15-2006, 11:13 PM	#3
zippyt LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 7,661	Nothing bad about that , Go to IceLand , when I was there there were MANY hot springs , you would be driveing down a road , see steam riseing in the distance off to the side of the road , go down the side road , park with the other cars there , undress or put on a swim suit ( in the snow ) , troop on down , say HI , and jump in , there was generly a bottle of Brendivin (IceLandic Moon shine ) being passed around . GOOOD TIMES !!!!! __________________ "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. " Brother Dave Gardner

05-15-2006, 11:29 PM	#4
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	a blumpkin ewww. just kidding __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

05-15-2006, 11:45 PM	#6
zippyt LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 7,661	you are a sick fuck LJ !!! __________________ "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. " Brother Dave Gardner

05-16-2006, 01:27 AM	#7
Kagen4o4 The Sheriff of Nothingland Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Melbourne, Aus Posts: 1,794	a blumpkin from LJ __________________ something we both can enjoy??

05-15-2006, 10:44 PM	#2
skysidhe ~~Life is either a daring adventure or nothing.~~ Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 6,828	I like hot springs & I don't mind being naked in them.

05-15-2006, 11:42 PM	#5
seakdivers Icy Queen Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Southeast Alaska Posts: 700	Nope. Not gonna jinx myself.

05-16-2006, 06:31 AM	#8
DiscoFever My Balls Sparkle Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: South Australia Posts: 21	LOL...just looked up what that was. Having learnt what a blumpkin is, I'm still gonna pass on it anyway, bit too nasty for my taste...or hers.

05-16-2006, 10:58 AM	#9
seakdivers Icy Queen Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Southeast Alaska Posts: 700	EEeeeew LJ!! I had to look that up too.

05-16-2006, 11:19 AM	#10
mrnoodle bent Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: under the weather Posts: 2,656	There's a word for that? What is wrong with people? I want to be a jewel thief. The kind that rappels down the side of a swank hotel to get to some safe in a room while the occupants are at a diplomatic function downstairs. The image of a bunch of diamonds falling off one of those black velvet case thingies into a silk bag (I think they make them special for jewel thieves) is almost erotic. There would have to be chasing afterwards, of course. I don't want to get off scot free, I want to escape by jet boat with bullets flying around. Then I want to be raped by a pirate. Just checking to see if you were still reading. Of course, if the pirate were Keira Knightley... __________________ Sìn a nall na cuaranan sin. -- Cha mhór is fheairrde thu iad, tha iad coltach ri cat air a dhathadh

05-16-2006, 01:08 PM	#11
barefoot serpent go ahead, abbrev. it Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Lawrence, KS Posts: 2,623	to see a picture of Keira Knightley donning a strapon. __________________ Chooses rowing vs. wading

05-16-2006, 02:01 PM	#12
mrnoodle bent Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: under the weather Posts: 2,656	A strapon would require no one less than Jessica Alba. Knightley would have to be on the bottom like everyone else. edit: yes, I just put in writing that I'd let Jessica Alba have her way with me, no matter how degrading. Call me, Jess. __________________ Sìn a nall na cuaranan sin. -- Cha mhór is fheairrde thu iad, tha iad coltach ri cat air a dhathadh

05-17-2006, 02:57 PM	#14
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	And now, for the winning entry in this thread: I want my wife's grandfather to live until at least June 2nd, because if he passes before that, it will greatly inconvenience me. There. I've said it. How could anyone want anything worse than that? I am morally reprehensible and should be stoned in the street. __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

05-17-2006, 03:31 PM	#15
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	Could be worse, you could be wishing for his death. Nothing wrong with wishing for his life.

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