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10-14-2018, 09:45 PM | #1 |
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Oct 15th, 2018: Chateau Artisan
If you’re looking for a warm place, you know, a place to get away from winter, maybe something like this castle in Homestead, Florida.
8 bedrooms, 7.5 baths, 19,222 sq ft, on 14 acres, in a 5 acre private lake and royal gardens. Grand wrought iron gated entry followed by mammoth wooden privacy gates, long tree-lined drive, obelisk focal point, Koi pond, covered patio, pool. The 3-story Chateau has enormous kitchen, impact glass, full-house generator, boat house, BBQ gazebo and sleeping gazebo. Of course all the neighbors are all farmers as this used to be a tomato field. They wanted $12.8 million in 2012, then $10.9 million in 2013, but unfortunately for you it’s off the market right now. Link Link
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10-14-2018, 09:50 PM | #2 |
I love it when a plan comes together.
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I don't know, I'm really looking for something with a drawbridge.
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10-15-2018, 03:04 AM | #3 |
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It's not even on a bus route.
Hasn't got a lot going for it really.
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10-15-2018, 08:56 AM | #4 |
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Probably high humidity and mosquitoes.
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10-15-2018, 01:52 PM | #6 |
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Really cool, until of course one of Florida's sinkholes opens up and drains the pool then eats all or part of the house.
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10-15-2018, 03:39 PM | #7 | |
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10-15-2018, 03:10 PM | #8 |
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When the apocalypse comes, moats are going to be all the rage.
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10-15-2018, 03:39 PM | #9 |
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Top selling point:
Zombie resistant.
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10-15-2018, 03:50 PM | #10 |
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It's higher than 50% of the land area of The Netherlands.
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10-15-2018, 04:38 PM | #11 |
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The nosebleed section...
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10-16-2018, 03:00 PM | #12 |
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I'll pass. For that kind of money, I expect a garage. Or at least a carport. I don't want my car sitting out under the sun, getting too hot inside.
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10-16-2018, 04:00 PM | #13 |
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No problem newtimer, after the chauffeur drops you at the house he/she will take the car and put it away at the gatehouse.
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10-16-2018, 04:21 PM | #15 |
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The ad says boathouse but I don't know where it is.
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