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03-19-2007, 08:48 AM | #1 |
Makes some feel uncomfortable
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Questions that could ruin your day
How am I going to pay for my 3 kids' college educations?
And 2 or 3 weddings? (hopefully) Will LASIK destroy my profession? Will the doctor retire when I'm 52, leaving me unemployed? Will my kids fight in the global war on terror? Will global warming, a terrorist attack, a celestial body hitting the earth, nuclear war, or any other catastrophe radically change civilization as we know it - during my lifetime?
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03-19-2007, 08:56 AM | #2 |
Radical Centrist
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Why is this mark on my face asymmetrical?
Will people not hire me because I'm fat? |
03-19-2007, 09:00 AM | #3 |
Your Bartender
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03-19-2007, 09:18 AM | #4 |
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And what about online glasses places that will sell you your prescription glasses for $20 instead of $200? I just got $17 glasses from eyebuydirect.com. Not trying to ruin your day more, but how can a local optician compete with that?
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Makes some feel uncomfortable
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03-19-2007, 09:25 AM | #6 |
Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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Are they coming to take me away (ho ho hee hee ha ha)?
"Hey Shawnee, did you see your name in the paper?"
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03-19-2007, 09:47 AM | #7 |
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Why are they towing your car?
Did you remember to turn off the stove? Those letters from the IRS weren't important were they? Do you know how fast you were going? Would you step back through the metal detector, sir. Why is that dog barking at your suitcase, honey?
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03-19-2007, 10:08 AM | #8 |
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Is that horrible rash on my doctors hands anything serious?
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03-19-2007, 10:09 AM | #9 |
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I have a flight out of Philadelphia on USAir this Saturday. How much of a disaster is this going to be??
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03-19-2007, 10:45 AM | #10 |
still says videotape
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Do you understand these rights?
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03-19-2007, 11:00 AM | #11 |
I hear them call the tide
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Is that one or two blue lines?
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03-19-2007, 11:50 AM | #12 |
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Wait, what pill did I give your son?
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03-19-2007, 11:55 AM | #13 |
UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION
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Um, where's the baby?
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03-19-2007, 06:16 PM | #14 |
Draco dormiens nunquam titillandus
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Where were you on the night of the fourteenth?
What is this funny rash? Why did I take the red pill? How am I going to find homes for these nine puppies?
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03-19-2007, 06:17 PM | #15 |
LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz
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was that a fart ???
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