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02-21-2009, 01:45 AM | #1 |
The future is unwritten
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Feb 21, 2009: Toilet
I'll be there in a minute Honey, I have to use the toilet.
Oh, it's dirty... Honey, didn't the maid clean the bathroom today? Yes Dear. Well you should fire her because the toilet is filt.... ... uh, nevermind. Oh Honey, you better call the plumber... make that the exterminator... no wait, forget it... I'll handle it. He couldn't use the toilet, but I'll bet he had to wipe anyway.
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02-21-2009, 05:14 AM | #3 |
Professor
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What a pain in the ass!
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02-21-2009, 05:21 AM | #4 |
We have to go back, Kate!
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02-21-2009, 06:59 AM | #5 |
Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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"No doc...that's what happened, I swear. I just sat down and..."
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02-21-2009, 07:15 AM | #6 |
We have to go back, Kate!
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So who's volunteering to suck the poison out this time?
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02-21-2009, 09:01 AM | #7 |
To shreds, you say?
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...The doctor says 'you gonna die.''
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02-21-2009, 08:05 AM | #8 |
lives inside a Mobius strip
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And it's a nice brown color, too - clever disguise!
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02-21-2009, 11:01 AM | #9 |
Enlarged to show texture
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"The plumber called. Says he thinks he might have left his snake here. Have you seen it?"
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02-21-2009, 11:02 AM | #10 |
Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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Funny people!
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02-21-2009, 01:41 PM | #11 |
Named After the Family Dog
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Somebody forgot to wipe their asp.
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02-21-2009, 02:14 PM | #12 |
Beware of potatoes
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Welcome Tawny, glad you can join us!
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02-21-2009, 03:23 PM | #14 |
Radical Centrist
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"I'm tired of these mother-effin' snakes in this mother-effin' bowl!"
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02-21-2009, 05:23 PM | #15 |
Slattern of the Swail
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Is that toilet in Florida?
I'll bet it's in Florida...
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