This is not porn

YellowBolt · 06-16-2004, 10:55 PM

www.thisisnotporn.com

And yes, ladies and gentlemen, it really ISN'T porn. It's a strange site, with lots of puzzle solving and shrewd logic. Check it out, try to solve the pages! The first page should be easy enough, but the next starts to get a little hard... then the difficulty escalates. You'll probably need the help of the rest of the Cellar on some of them.

And no, I'm not giving answers, not until you catch up with me that is. :P

Catwoman · 06-17-2004, 06:24 AM

That's bizarre. OK I get the second page you have to cut and paste and it's some kind of picture but can't work out what. Is there any point to this website?

YellowBolt · 06-17-2004, 09:41 AM

I'm not sure. I haven't gotten far enough to find any point to the site yet. From what I've heard the person that made the site is young, but really smart.

russotto · 06-17-2004, 10:16 AM

Alpha hotel sierra papa november whiskey romeo sierra foxtrot romeo? OK, what does that signify? AHSPNWRSFR means nothing to me.

Xaero · 12-31-2004, 02:31 AM

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Originally Posted by russotto

Alpha hotel sierra papa november whiskey romeo sierra foxtrot romeo? OK, what does that signify? AHSPNWRSFR means nothing to me.

Perhaps some of this stuff comes in later. It sure hasn't helped in any of the completed puzzles.

EliteAssasin · 04-24-2005, 04:51 PM

So How do you get in the secret forum thats in the TINP forums? everoyne say its ansty and scary and everyone is doomed,how do you get the password and can anyone be very nice and give me the password?its password protected,i was trying to guess the forrum apssword but its hard

atari · 04-24-2005, 05:37 PM

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Originally Posted by EliteAssasin

So How do you get in the secret forum thats in the TINP forums? everoyne say its ansty and scary and everyone is doomed,how do you get the password and can anyone be very nice and give me the password?its password protected,i was trying to guess the forrum apssword but its hard

It's actually very easy, but that's all I'm going to tell you about that.

And that's not the right UN/PW. Gotanda said "Did I kill Kiki?", and if anything, that'd be the UN, not the PW.

Clodfobble · 06-17-2004, 10:29 AM

Shit, I can't even get past the first page...

jaguar · 06-17-2004, 10:53 AM

well the first page has a riddle hidden the ascii,

Alexander cut me
An oracle predicted me
A future king tied me
Say my name to clear your path

no idea.

satanwantsme · 01-15-2005, 12:49 PM

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Originally Posted by jaguar

well the first page has a riddle hidden the ascii,

Alexander cut me
An oracle predicted me
A future king tied me
Say my name to clear your path

no idea.

how do you see the riddle I cut and pasted the crap into word but I cant see anything

zazkia · 01-16-2005, 06:10 AM

just view source (and maybe zoom out a little)

glatt · 06-17-2004, 10:56 AM

If that's a riddle the answer is the something knot. It was a knot that coudn't be untied. The person who untied it was supposed to rule the world or something. Alexander the Great cheated and cut it. Then proceeded to rule the world.

Don't remember the name of the knot, but it had one.

I got a D on that paper I wrote in college. Can you tell?

glatt · 06-17-2004, 10:58 AM

Google says it's the Gordian knot.

glatt · 06-17-2004, 11:11 AM

And Jaguar, that's a good catch, finding the riddle in the ascii text. I was looking for something in the ascii text, but it formats wrong on my screen. I didn't see it until I viewed the source.

My popup killer kept killing a popup for the first page. When I disabled the killer, a popup saying "help I am drowning" appeared. It only displays for a fraction of a second, then closed automatically.

Don't know what any of this means.

Clodfobble · 06-17-2004, 11:13 AM

Yeah, there's the riddle, and the quickly disappearing "Help I'm drowning!!!" window, and the string of numbers that the audio file keeps repeating... and yet still ASIA AWAITS... :P

06-16-2004, 10:55 PM	#1
YellowBolt I lurk with the best of them Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: not close to philadelphia. :( well, not THAT close. Posts: 146	This is not porn www.thisisnotporn.com And yes, ladies and gentlemen, it really ISN'T porn. It's a strange site, with lots of puzzle solving and shrewd logic. Check it out, try to solve the pages! The first page should be easy enough, but the next starts to get a little hard... then the difficulty escalates. You'll probably need the help of the rest of the Cellar on some of them. And no, I'm not giving answers, not until you catch up with me that is. :P

06-17-2004, 06:24 AM	#2
Catwoman stalking a Tom Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: on the edge of the english channel Posts: 1,000	That's bizarre. OK I get the second page you have to cut and paste and it's some kind of picture but can't work out what. Is there any point to this website? __________________ I've decided I'm not going to have a signature anymore.

06-17-2004, 10:53 AM	#9
jaguar whig Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 5,075	well the first page has a riddle hidden the ascii, Alexander cut me An oracle predicted me A future king tied me Say my name to clear your path no idea. __________________ Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. - Twain

06-17-2004, 09:41 AM	#3
YellowBolt I lurk with the best of them Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: not close to philadelphia. :( well, not THAT close. Posts: 146	I'm not sure. I haven't gotten far enough to find any point to the site yet. From what I've heard the person that made the site is young, but really smart.

06-17-2004, 10:16 AM	#4
russotto Professor Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 1,788	Alpha hotel sierra papa november whiskey romeo sierra foxtrot romeo? OK, what does that signify? AHSPNWRSFR means nothing to me.

04-24-2005, 04:51 PM	#6
EliteAssasin Dog O'Nine Tails Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 20	So How do you get in the secret forum thats in the TINP forums? everoyne say its ansty and scary and everyone is doomed,how do you get the password and can anyone be very nice and give me the password?its password protected,i was trying to guess the forrum apssword but its hard

06-17-2004, 10:29 AM	#8
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	Shit, I can't even get past the first page...

01-16-2005, 06:10 AM	#11
zazkia Jotter of Notes Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 11	just view source (and maybe zoom out a little)

06-17-2004, 10:56 AM	#12
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	If that's a riddle the answer is the something knot. It was a knot that coudn't be untied. The person who untied it was supposed to rule the world or something. Alexander the Great cheated and cut it. Then proceeded to rule the world. Don't remember the name of the knot, but it had one. I got a D on that paper I wrote in college. Can you tell?

06-17-2004, 10:58 AM	#13
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	Google says it's the Gordian knot.

06-17-2004, 11:11 AM	#14
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	And Jaguar, that's a good catch, finding the riddle in the ascii text. I was looking for something in the ascii text, but it formats wrong on my screen. I didn't see it until I viewed the source. My popup killer kept killing a popup for the first page. When I disabled the killer, a popup saying "help I am drowning" appeared. It only displays for a fraction of a second, then closed automatically. Don't know what any of this means.

06-17-2004, 11:13 AM	#15
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	Yeah, there's the riddle, and the quickly disappearing "Help I'm drowning!!!" window, and the string of numbers that the audio file keeps repeating... and yet still ASIA AWAITS... :P

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