Where do shoes go?

Flint · 11-19-2007, 10:54 PM

...any damn where you are when you feel like taking them off.

zippyt · 11-19-2007, 10:57 PM

then you trip over them , cuss and Fling them !!!!!

Then you cuss again trying to find them !!!!!!!!!!

LJ · 11-19-2007, 10:58 PM

on the shoe shelf or jinx will throw them down the basement steps!

Flint · 11-19-2007, 11:03 PM

I can't figure out how to type that "whip" sound.

LJ · 11-19-2007, 11:04 PM

fwuuuuuuuchaaaahhhhhhk!

zippyt · 11-19-2007, 11:06 PM

sounds like Carol , she used to have this Whicked underhand Bullet pitch !!!!!!!

"Fucking Shoes EVERY FUCKING Where !!!!!!!"
FLING !!!!
Wizz !!!
Duck !!!!
THUMP !!!!!!!

Cloud · 11-19-2007, 11:18 PM

they're in the back of the closet making out with lost socks

Shawnee123 · 11-20-2007, 08:04 AM

"Really, who throws a shoe?"
--Austin Powers

LabRat · 11-20-2007, 08:14 AM

Max 2 pairs by the freaking door, on the mat. Extra ones belong in the closet. NOT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE KITCHEN FLOOR!!!

binky · 11-20-2007, 11:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LabRat

Max 2 pairs by the freaking door, on the mat. Extra ones belong in the closet. NOT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE KITCHEN FLOOR!!!

We have a little bench by the front door, and my husband is up to 3 pairs there, which necessitates my kids just throwing theirs in the general direction of the bench

jinx · 11-20-2007, 12:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by binky

We have a little bench by the front door, and my husband is up to 3 pairs there, which necessitates my kids just throwing theirs in the general direction of the bench

That's what happens with our shelf too. Jim is the male Imelda Marcos and his shoes are friggin huge - thus the basement treatment.

glatt · 11-20-2007, 12:38 PM

We have a big wicker basket by the front door, and all shoes and slippers in the rotation are supposed to go in there. I boycott this system though because mine always end up on the bottom and I have to dig underneath everyone else's to get mine out. So my big old clodhoppers just just get kicked to the side near the front door. This used to bug my wife, but she has become used to it.

I can never find my slippers, even though I leave them by the front door, because the kids are always using them for cars or boats or something when they play with their playmobil toys.

LJ · 11-20-2007, 02:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jinx

.....and his shoes are friggin huge -

Just remember that.....if you think you might try to fill them one day, people. rememmmmmberrrrrrr it.

Big Red · 11-20-2007, 12:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LabRat

Max 2 pairs by the freaking door, on the mat. Extra ones belong in the closet. NOT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE KITCHEN FLOOR!!!

Are you sure that it is in the center of kitchen and not off to the side!
Maybe you should take a tape measure and find the center of the Kitchen to make sure the center of the kitchen is where you think it is.

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kerosene · 11-20-2007, 12:12 PM

Husband calls the floor area around my side of the bed DSW for this very reason.

11-19-2007, 10:54 PM	#1
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11-19-2007, 10:57 PM	#2
zippyt LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 7,661	then you trip over them , cuss and Fling them !!!!! Then you cuss again trying to find them !!!!!!!!!! __________________ "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. " Brother Dave Gardner

11-19-2007, 11:03 PM	#4
Flint Snowflake Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Dystopia Posts: 13,136	I can't figure out how to type that "whip" sound. __________________ **************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio**

11-19-2007, 11:06 PM	#6
zippyt LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 7,661	sounds like Carol , she used to have this Whicked underhand Bullet pitch !!!!!!! "Fucking Shoes EVERY FUCKING Where !!!!!!!" FLING !!!! Wizz !!! Duck !!!! THUMP !!!!!!! __________________ "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. " Brother Dave Gardner

11-19-2007, 11:18 PM	#7
Cloud ... Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,360	they're in the back of the closet making out with lost socks __________________ "Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards!"

11-19-2007, 10:58 PM	#3
LJ i am myself Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: via blackberry, maybe Posts: 750	on the shoe shelf or jinx will throw them down the basement steps!

11-19-2007, 11:04 PM	#5
LJ i am myself Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: via blackberry, maybe Posts: 750	fwuuuuuuuchaaaahhhhhhk!

11-20-2007, 08:04 AM	#8
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	"Really, who throws a shoe?" --Austin Powers

11-20-2007, 08:14 AM	#9
LabRat twatfaced two legged bumhole Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 3,143	Max 2 pairs by the freaking door, on the mat. Extra ones belong in the closet. NOT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE KITCHEN FLOOR!!! __________________ Strength does not come from how much weight you can lift, or how many miles you can run. It comes from knowing that you set a goal, and rose to the challenge. Strength comes from within.

11-20-2007, 12:38 PM	#12
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	We have a big wicker basket by the front door, and all shoes and slippers in the rotation are supposed to go in there. I boycott this system though because mine always end up on the bottom and I have to dig underneath everyone else's to get mine out. So my big old clodhoppers just just get kicked to the side near the front door. This used to bug my wife, but she has become used to it. I can never find my slippers, even though I leave them by the front door, because the kids are always using them for cars or boats or something when they play with their playmobil toys.

11-20-2007, 12:12 PM	#15
kerosene Touring the facilities Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The plains of Colorado Posts: 3,476	Husband calls the floor area around my side of the bed DSW for this very reason.

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