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12-04-2008, 08:30 AM | #1 |
Werepandas - lurking in your shadows
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My Christmas Greeting
Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, our best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.
And a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2009, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great (not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country or is the only "AMERICA" in the Western Hemisphere), and without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith, choice of computer platform, or sexual preference of the wishee. (By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms. This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.
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12-04-2008, 08:36 AM | #2 |
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You insensitive son-of-a-bitch. My entire family was killed by a Christmas Greeting in the WTC on 9/11.
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12-04-2008, 09:23 AM | #3 |
I can hear my ears
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you horrible bastard. My whole neighborhood was killed by an insensitive son-of-a-bitch on 9/11 at the WTC!
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12-04-2008, 10:45 AM | #4 | |
Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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12-04-2008, 10:57 AM | #5 |
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you horrid bitch! everyone I knew was killed by a dastardly speck of shit in the WTC on 9/11!
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12-04-2008, 11:24 AM | #6 |
Person who has passed
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12-04-2008, 10:18 AM | #7 |
Multiorgasmic and wrapped in plastic
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Merry Christmas to you too, Big Sarge :-P
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12-04-2008, 10:58 AM | #8 |
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oh, and merry christmas sarge.
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12-04-2008, 11:27 AM | #9 |
Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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Oh, yeah...happy holidays, Sarge!
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12-04-2008, 11:38 AM | #10 |
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12-04-2008, 11:50 AM | #11 |
Slattern of the Swail
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And a Blessed Yule Season to you all
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In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum |
12-04-2008, 11:57 AM | #12 |
Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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40 acres and a YULE?
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12-04-2008, 12:00 PM | #13 |
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That was the agreement, yes. Forty acres and a yule. I couldn't see why you people were so intent, keen even, on getting that damn yule, but, now you have it. It's yours. Clear off, now. Clear off! Little Amaryllis and I will just find some way to survive, now Master's left us for that Ms. Spears woman-whoever she was...Amaryllis and I will be FINE! Yuh heah?! Fine... ...*sob/sob/sob/HEAVE/sob/sob/sob...*
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In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum |
12-04-2008, 12:01 PM | #14 |
Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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loma! (Laughing off my ass)
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12-04-2008, 03:08 PM | #15 |
Multiorgasmic and wrapped in plastic
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Wow.... Happy Yule y'all. -shakes head and wonders who cracked out the spiked egg nog already-
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