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10-09-2006, 09:15 AM | #1 |
Flocci Non Facio
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Two Truths and a Lie
1) I made a Prime Minister's flight hold one morning arriving at Heathrow
2) I can steer a yacht into a pontoon without saying "Christalmighty whos got the feckin fenders, shite they're in that locker there, quick, shite, BANG!" 3) I slept with 4 women in one day - none of them knew the other(s)
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10-09-2006, 02:06 PM | #2 |
When Do I Get Virtual Unreality?
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#2 is true.
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10-09-2006, 02:47 PM | #3 |
Flocci Non Facio
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TWO truths, Elspode.
BTW Feel free to send your own secrets, everyone...
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10-09-2006, 02:59 PM | #4 |
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#3 is a lie.. is this like if you get it right you go next or something?
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10-09-2006, 04:53 PM | #5 | |
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10-09-2006, 05:30 PM | #6 |
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#3 is the lie (and prostitutes don't count)
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10-09-2006, 05:31 PM | #7 |
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No, just post your own three statements. Make them all interesting and one of them untrue. Leave us to wonder.
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10-09-2006, 10:50 PM | #8 |
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#2 is the lie--because you did say that when you crashed the yacht into the pontoon, right?
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10-09-2006, 10:57 PM | #9 |
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slept with? or schtuped? could have been on a red eye flight and still be true.
1. i've done this thread before 2. i routinely think of one of you when i masturbate 3. i never masturbate
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10-10-2006, 07:19 PM | #10 |
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1. I've met Charlie Sheen
2. I've written a story that was published in one of those Soup for the Soul books. 3. I'm about to get admitted into rehab, unless I play my cards right. and LJ, #3 has gotta be the lie...
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10-10-2006, 08:27 PM | #11 |
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Acts of stupidity:
1. I've been chased by the cops through the woods while brandishing a realistic looking toy handgun. 2. I was the only un-injured passenger in a Bronco driven off-road by a drunk. I was saved because I was bracing the almost empty keg of beer between my knees, and I was wedged in tight. 3. I burned my thumb while trying to do a flaming shot of vodka my freshman year. I never actually did the shot. |
10-10-2006, 08:37 PM | #12 |
To shreds, you say?
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You never burned your thumb.
LIAR LIAR THUMB ON FIRE!!!
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10-17-2006, 04:53 AM | #13 | |
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1) I once got caught doing the deed in a casino elevator, then had the video evidence replayed back to me 2) I'm utterly pathetic 3) I have a third nipple |
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10-10-2006, 08:43 PM | #14 |
To shreds, you say?
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1. I rode the length of Vermont on my bicycle in a single day. (238 miles)
2. I rode my mountain bike across Lake Champlain from Burlington to Port Douglass in the winter of 1985. 3. I sailed from Seattle to Ketchikan, AK in a 23 foot yacht designed for light air racing on Lake Washington. In the winter.
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10-17-2006, 12:48 AM | #15 |
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1. I got my drivers license at 13 years of age.
2. This month I will turn 38 years old. 3. I won 5 dollars at work yesterday. |
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