Declarations for the good of mankind

monster · 10-10-2008, 10:54 PM

I declare that cheese is now a vegetable.

That's gotta make everyone's food pyramid thingie better, right?

I also declare that Halloween is a proper holiday -figure skating classes should not be held on the 31st. Swim Practices aren't, how special are you? Besides, you don't hold classes at Christmas, and more people round here celebrate H than C........

lumberjim · 10-11-2008, 12:27 AM

I declare that driving 10 MPH under the speed limit is an offense punishable by beating from the person behind you in the car.

SteveDallas · 10-11-2008, 10:43 AM

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Originally Posted by lumberjim

I declare that driving 10 MPH under the speed limit is an offense punishable by beating from the person behind you in the car.

How about this one? I'm in a 35 doing 30.... because there is a cop in front of me doing 30. I'm getting tailgated & honked by somebody behind me. I wish there hadn't been so many cars parked on the side, or I'd've pulled over and let the guy behind me ride the cops tailpipe.

HungLikeJesus · 10-11-2008, 12:30 AM

The thing about the food pyramid - I only eat from the top of it.

Because the top of a pyramid is still a pyramid.

But the bottom of a pyramid is a trapezoid.

And eating from the food trapezoid just can't be good for you.

ZenGum · 10-11-2008, 01:53 AM

I'm convinced.

TheMercenary · 10-11-2008, 08:12 AM

I declare that after the presidential election is decided there will be a moratorium on any discussions concerning politics for a period of 45 days in The Cellar.

hamadryad · 10-11-2008, 11:38 PM

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Originally Posted by TheMercenary

I declare that after the presidential election is decided there will be a moratorium on any discussions concerning politics for a period of 45 days in The Cellar.

I declare that I may have just found the man/woman/mammal of my dreams!

xoxoxoBruce · 10-12-2008, 12:05 AM

Wouldn't you better off with someone that makes rational proposals?

hamadryad · 10-12-2008, 02:13 PM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

Wouldn't you better off with someone that makes rational proposals?

Perhaps.... but this Mercenary fellow seems to live in my neck of the woods. That contributes mightily to his/her/its appeal.

Cicero · 10-12-2008, 06:08 PM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

Wouldn't you better off with someone that makes rational proposals?

uhh. No.

You always come along to kill the romance.:p

Sundae · 10-12-2008, 11:01 AM

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Originally Posted by TheMercenary

I declare that after the presidential election is decided there will be a moratorium on any discussions concerning politics for a period of 45 days in The Cellar.

American politics? Shrug, okay.

I declare that it is now illegal for anyone renting out rooms to have them at a temperature above 18 degrees. Individual tenants can provide their own heating if they wish, but as with transporting livestock there is now a maximum temp. I thank you.

DanaC · 10-11-2008, 08:17 AM

That's not gonna happen Merc

TheMercenary · 10-11-2008, 08:30 AM

yea, but, but, I declared it! WTF? I declared it. So it shall be.

lumberjim · 10-11-2008, 11:03 AM

I'd still beat you. It would be your duty to beat the cop. and since it's only 5mph below, i might let you off with a 'throw your keys in the bushes' instead of an actual beat down.

Elspode · 10-11-2008, 11:06 AM

I declare that, since fuel prices are declining rapidly, all the stuff that got more expensive and blamed it on fuel prices will now decrease in price accordingly.

10-10-2008, 10:54 PM	#1
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Declarations for the good of mankind I declare that cheese is now a vegetable. That's gotta make everyone's food pyramid thingie better, right? I also declare that Halloween is a proper holiday -figure skating classes should not be held on the 31st. Swim Practices aren't, how special are you? Besides, you don't hold classes at Christmas, and more people round here celebrate H than C........ __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

10-11-2008, 12:27 AM	#2
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	I declare that driving 10 MPH under the speed limit is an offense punishable by beating from the person behind you in the car. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

10-11-2008, 12:30 AM	#4
HungLikeJesus Only looks like a disaster tourist Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: above 7,000 feet Posts: 7,208	The thing about the food pyramid - I only eat from the top of it. Because the top of a pyramid is still a pyramid. But the bottom of a pyramid is a trapezoid. And eating from the food trapezoid just can't be good for you. __________________ Keep Your Bodies Off My Lawn SteveDallas's Random Thread Picker.

10-11-2008, 01:53 AM	#5
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	I'm convinced. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

10-11-2008, 08:12 AM	#6
TheMercenary “Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo” Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Savannah, Georgia Posts: 21,393	I declare that after the presidential election is decided there will be a moratorium on any discussions concerning politics for a period of 45 days in The Cellar. __________________ Anyone but the this most fuked up President in History in 2012!

10-12-2008, 12:05 AM	#8
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Wouldn't you better off with someone that makes rational proposals? __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

10-11-2008, 08:17 AM	#12
DanaC We have to go back, Kate! Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Yorkshire Posts: 25,964	That's not gonna happen Merc

10-11-2008, 08:30 AM	#13
TheMercenary “Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo” Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Savannah, Georgia Posts: 21,393	yea, but, but, I declared it! WTF? I declared it. So it shall be. __________________ Anyone but the this most fuked up President in History in 2012!

10-11-2008, 11:03 AM	#14
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	I'd still beat you. It would be your duty to beat the cop. and since it's only 5mph below, i might let you off with a 'throw your keys in the bushes' instead of an actual beat down. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

10-11-2008, 11:06 AM	#15
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	I declare that, since fuel prices are declining rapidly, all the stuff that got more expensive and blamed it on fuel prices will now decrease in price accordingly. __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

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