1/20/2006: Calf in a hole

Undertoad · 01-20-2006, 10:53 AM

Okay, this is one of those IotDs that wouldn't be seen on Friday unless it was a happy ending.

A bunch of rabbit hunters came across this calf's mother and they knew something was wrong. The cow was pacing in circles.

Apparently this calf was born and immediately fell into a deep, but skinny hole.

The hunters were able to dig it out and the calf and mother are doing fine.

mrnoodle · 01-20-2006, 11:02 AM

It's a sarlacc, like in the Empire Strikes Back. It probably just got done eating Boba Fett.

glatt · 01-20-2006, 11:06 AM

Cue We're sending our love down the well.

barefoot serpent · 01-20-2006, 11:42 AM

mmmm... Toad-in-the-Hole

Hawaiian Style!

Elspode · 01-20-2006, 01:13 PM

I'll bet someone was just trying to make organic veal.

Saknussem · 01-20-2006, 05:34 PM

This just in . . .

The calf has recovered in plenty of time to make the trip to Joe-Bob's House-O-Barbecue.

imprint · 01-20-2006, 06:08 PM

a perfect shot by mom! so sad.

any photographs of the rescue?

Nothing But Net · 01-20-2006, 08:42 PM

It's about time a mining accident had a happy ending.

xoxoxoBruce · 01-20-2006, 09:24 PM

The calf probably thought it was warm and cozy just like before mom squirted him out.

dar512 · 01-20-2006, 10:26 PM

That's no way to raise cattle.

Anyone can tell that one's planted too deep.

Griff · 01-21-2006, 06:07 AM

Nice one!

zippyt · 01-20-2006, 09:22 PM

Well at least it ain't a gerbil in the hole

chrisinhouston · 01-21-2006, 07:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Undertoad

a bunch of rabbit hunters came across this calf's mother and they knew something was wrong.

Yea and I bet the rabbits were overjoyed that the hunters got sidetracked.

milkfish · 01-21-2006, 08:36 AM

How did the calf fall in hindquarters first? I think that it must have been grabbed by the rump by a sand shark.

chrisinhouston · 01-22-2006, 08:13 AM

This calf is going to be one screwed up animal. I mean the birth process is hard enough, getting compressed in the nice warm womb and then flushed down the birth canal. Then the bright lights of the new world, then you end up sliding down a hole in the ground. Nuts!

01-20-2006, 10:53 AM	#1
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	1/20/2006: Calf in a hole Okay, this is one of those IotDs that wouldn't be seen on Friday unless it was a happy ending. A bunch of rabbit hunters came across this calf's mother and they knew something was wrong. The cow was pacing in circles. Apparently this calf was born and immediately fell into a deep, but skinny hole. The hunters were able to dig it out and the calf and mother are doing fine.

01-20-2006, 11:02 AM	#2
mrnoodle bent Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: under the weather Posts: 2,656	It's a sarlacc, like in the Empire Strikes Back. It probably just got done eating Boba Fett. __________________ Sìn a nall na cuaranan sin. -- Cha mhór is fheairrde thu iad, tha iad coltach ri cat air a dhathadh

01-20-2006, 01:13 PM	#5
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	I'll bet someone was just trying to make organic veal. __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

01-20-2006, 06:08 PM	#7
imprint Questionist Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: atlanta Posts: 8	a perfect shot by mom! so sad. any photographs of the rescue? __________________ "As individuals, we know that suffering is temporary, and hope is eternal." - george walker bush

01-20-2006, 09:24 PM	#9
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	The calf probably thought it was warm and cozy just like before mom squirted him out. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

01-20-2006, 11:06 AM	#3
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	Cue We're sending our love down the well.

01-20-2006, 11:42 AM	#4
barefoot serpent go ahead, abbrev. it Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Lawrence, KS Posts: 2,623	mmmm... Toad-in-the-Hole Hawaiian Style!

01-20-2006, 05:34 PM	#6
Saknussem Coronation Incarnate Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 93	This just in . . . The calf has recovered in plenty of time to make the trip to Joe-Bob's House-O-Barbecue.

01-20-2006, 08:42 PM	#8
Nothing But Net Professor Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Spring, Texas Posts: 1,481	It's about time a mining accident had a happy ending.

01-20-2006, 10:26 PM	#10
dar512 dar512 is now Pete Zicato Join Date: May 2003 Location: Chicago suburb Posts: 4,968	That's no way to raise cattle. Anyone can tell that one's planted too deep. __________________ "Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain." -- Friedrich Schiller

01-21-2006, 06:07 AM	#11
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	Nice one! __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

01-20-2006, 09:22 PM	#12
zippyt LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 7,661	Well at least it ain't a gerbil in the hole __________________ "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. " Brother Dave Gardner

01-21-2006, 08:36 AM	#14
milkfish A serene breakdown Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Northern NJ, USA Posts: 266	How did the calf fall in hindquarters first? I think that it must have been grabbed by the rump by a sand shark.

01-22-2006, 08:13 AM	#15
chrisinhouston Professor Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Houston TX Posts: 1,857	This calf is going to be one screwed up animal. I mean the birth process is hard enough, getting compressed in the nice warm womb and then flushed down the birth canal. Then the bright lights of the new world, then you end up sliding down a hole in the ground. Nuts!

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