Half full or half empty?

12-16-2005, 03:31 PM

Is your glass half full or half empty?

Elspode · 12-16-2005, 03:32 PM

Broken.

12-16-2005, 03:36 PM

And now for our next contestant...

Beestie · 12-16-2005, 03:59 PM

Well, it starts out full. Then I drink some. Then its empty. Then I pour me another one.

So it kinda depends on when you ask.

Why do you ask?

12-16-2005, 04:02 PM

Just curious how attitudes would change if the glass contained urine.

BigV · 12-16-2005, 04:10 PM

Posted while current question was unrelated to urine. thankyouverymuch

I don't know.

I can't gauge it's relative fullness, since I don't know it's capacity. I do know however that I have never thirsted for long. Nor have I gagged and choked from being innundated by the flow.

The question about the glass's fullness is not an interesting one. I like more interesting questions, such as, what glasses do I have to drink from? What about the glasses of others? How can I drink less from glasses filled with unheathlful drink, and drink more of what's good for me?

But thanks for asking.

12-16-2005, 04:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigV

Posted while current question was unrelated to urine. thankyouverymuch

Thanks for the clarification, had me worried.

BTW - What's the V in BigV stand for? Could it be what I think it is? My kind'a woman!

BigV · 12-16-2005, 04:27 PM

What's in your glass?

12-16-2005, 05:36 PM

An hour's worth of sand.

Troubleshooter · 12-16-2005, 05:47 PM

I'm thinking half full of bullshit and half full of hot air.

BigV · 12-16-2005, 05:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Troubleshooter

I'm thinking half full of bullshit and half full of hot air.

Technically, it's not air, it's methane, but it does come out warm.

lumberjim · 12-16-2005, 05:47 PM

hey, new crazy guy. here's the quiz.
I'm pretty sure you already qualify as wierd enough to fit in here, but i also would like to know:

1. on your hot dog, ketchup or mustard?

2. what color is the number 6?

3. what ryhmes with orange?

4. beatles or zeppelin?

5. dress left or right?

6. what superhero do you most closely resemble?

7. how many ways can you kill a man with a paper clip?

H. If you had a million bucks and had to spend it all on someone else, what would you buy, and for whom?

nine. What is the opposite of 'above me'?

43. how many fingers am i holding up?

be honest

12-16-2005, 06:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lumberjim

hey, new crazy guy. here's the quiz.
I'm pretty sure you already qualify as wierd enough to fit in here, but i also would like to know:

1. on your hot dog, ketchup or mustard?

beatles

2. what color is the number 6?

7

3. what ryhmes with orange?

ukrania

4. beatles or zeppelin?

mustard

5. dress left or right?

never

6. what superhero do you most closely resemble?

myself

7. how many ways can you kill a man with a paper clip?

16

H. If you had a million bucks and had to spend it all on someone else, what
would you buy, and for whom?

a paper clip for you

nine. What is the opposite of 'above me'?

b'low me?

43. how many fingers am i holding up?

too many for your limp wrist to support, yet not enough to fill your orfice

be honest

cross my heart

Elspode · 12-17-2005, 12:52 AM

Well, I gotta hand it to the new crazy guy...those were some pretty damn fine answers to the Quiz, LJ.

12-17-2005, 01:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elspode

Well, I gotta hand it to the new crazy guy...those were some pretty damn fine answers to the Quiz, LJ.

Thank you Patrick. It appears there may be intelligent life in Missouri after all.

BTW - What's this stupid little blemish

all about?

12-16-2005, 03:31 PM	#1
HUMBUG Guest Posts: n/a	Half full or half empty? Is your glass half full or half empty?

12-16-2005, 03:32 PM	#2
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	Broken. __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

12-16-2005, 03:59 PM	#4
Beestie -◊\|≡·∙■·∙≡\|◊- Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Parts unknown. Posts: 4,081	Well, it starts out full. Then I drink some. Then its empty. Then I pour me another one. So it kinda depends on when you ask. Why do you ask? __________________ ♠ ♥ ♣ ♦

12-16-2005, 04:10 PM	#6
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	Posted while current question was unrelated to urine. thankyouverymuch I don't know. I can't gauge it's relative fullness, since I don't know it's capacity. I do know however that I have never thirsted for long. Nor have I gagged and choked from being innundated by the flow. The question about the glass's fullness is not an interesting one. I like more interesting questions, such as, what glasses do I have to drink from? What about the glasses of others? How can I drink less from glasses filled with unheathlful drink, and drink more of what's good for me? But thanks for asking. __________________ Be Just and Fear Not. Last edited by BigV; 12-16-2005 at 04:21 PM.

12-16-2005, 04:27 PM	#8
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	What's in your glass? __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

12-16-2005, 03:36 PM	#3
HUMBUG Guest Posts: n/a	And now for our next contestant...

12-16-2005, 04:02 PM	#5
HUMBUG Guest Posts: n/a	Just curious how attitudes would change if the glass contained urine.

12-16-2005, 05:36 PM	#9
HUMBUG Guest Posts: n/a	An hour's worth of sand.

12-16-2005, 05:47 PM	#10
Troubleshooter The urban Jane Goodall Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Florida Posts: 3,012	I'm thinking half full of bullshit and half full of hot air. __________________ I have gained this from philosophy: that I do without being commanded what others do only from fear of the law. - Aristotle

12-16-2005, 05:47 PM	#12
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	hey, new crazy guy. here's the quiz. I'm pretty sure you already qualify as wierd enough to fit in here, but i also would like to know: 1. on your hot dog, ketchup or mustard? 2. what color is the number 6? 3. what ryhmes with orange? 4. beatles or zeppelin? 5. dress left or right? 6. what superhero do you most closely resemble? 7. how many ways can you kill a man with a paper clip? H. If you had a million bucks and had to spend it all on someone else, what would you buy, and for whom? nine. What is the opposite of 'above me'? 43. how many fingers am i holding up? be honest __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

12-17-2005, 12:52 AM	#14
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	Well, I gotta hand it to the new crazy guy...those were some pretty damn fine answers to the Quiz, LJ. __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

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