I got the blues !!!!!

zippyt · 08-25-2005, 09:17 PM

Here we go ,
I got the late summer , dog days , hotter than HELL, sweating my ass off , ball sack sticking to my leg blues !
I got the working TOOOO damn much , for TOO damn little ,with no damn help worth a fuck , for folks that don't give a FUCK , because I give SOOO much of a FUCK , boss talking to me like i am a lazy do nothing asshole , (but he knows better ) blues .

WAAAAAA!!!!!

Some body change my PAMPERS !!!!!!!

That is all !!!!!

08-25-2005, 11:32 PM

I'll send the ax murderer over to put you out of your misery.

wolf · 08-26-2005, 12:52 AM

I think that what zippy actually needs is to have Elspode play him a classic blues guitar "Dah-dah-di-dum" for emphasis before each comma.

plthijinx · 08-26-2005, 10:17 AM

na, september 23rd is just around the corner and you WILL be enroute to my farm brother. relief is eminent!

Queen of the Ryche · 08-26-2005, 11:07 AM

Directions please?

Elspode · 08-26-2005, 02:39 PM

Many years ago, my roommates and I got into a thing where we were making up blues songs about trivial things. Of course, all lyrics were preceded and/or followed by "nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh", as all blues must be. This went on for several weeks.

One night, we were sitting around watching TV, and a commercial came on TV for Warheads, one of the first really incredibly sour candies that hit the market. We had been sampling them from time to time, and so were familiar with them. Rick, my roomie and buddy since we were teens, looks over at Carrie and I and says, "I gave my parents a Warhead...", and out of the clear blue, we both went "nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh."

It was funny then. You had to be there. Really. See, he wasn't expecting it, and neither of us knew the other would do it, and...

Okay, maybe it wasn't that funny.

plthijinx · 08-29-2005, 01:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Queen of the Ryche

Directions please?

right smack dab in between Seguin and Gonzales Tx. on Hwy. 90A

Queen of the Ryche · 08-26-2005, 02:47 PM

I'm laughing on the inside. Really.

BigV · 08-26-2005, 03:28 PM

Hell, I'm laughing on the inside and the outside!

wolf · 08-27-2005, 12:25 AM

Once upon a time in Philadelphia ...

Back when John DeBella was the leading DJ in Philly Morning Radio on WMMR's Morning Zoo (formerly the DeBella Travesty), he would have a blues song contest. Callers would get the "nuh nuh nuh nuh" played for them, and they would perform their impromptu blues. The bluest of blues singers would receive an Attack Pack (a small duffel bag crammed full of logo gear from the station) and some other goodies, like restaurant gift certificates.

zippyt · 08-29-2005, 09:43 PM

do I sence a nother hunter joining the party ?????

08-25-2005, 09:17 PM	#1
zippyt LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 7,661	I got the blues !!!!! Here we go , I got the late summer , dog days , hotter than HELL, sweating my ass off , ball sack sticking to my leg blues ! I got the working TOOOO damn much , for TOO damn little ,with no damn help worth a fuck , for folks that don't give a FUCK , because I give SOOO much of a FUCK , boss talking to me like i am a lazy do nothing asshole , (but he knows better ) blues . WAAAAAA!!!!! Some body change my PAMPERS !!!!!!! That is all !!!!! __________________ "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. " Brother Dave Gardner

08-26-2005, 12:52 AM	#3
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	I think that what zippy actually needs is to have Elspode play him a classic blues guitar "Dah-dah-di-dum" for emphasis before each comma. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

08-26-2005, 10:17 AM	#4
plthijinx Master Dwellar Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 4,197	na, september 23rd is just around the corner and you WILL be enroute to my farm brother. relief is eminent! __________________ For your dreams to come true, you must first have a dream.

08-26-2005, 11:07 AM	#5
Queen of the Ryche is fleeing the scene Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Beautiful CO Posts: 1,510	Directions please? __________________ Once, in an interview, Chuck Norris admitted that he was not the most awesome thing ever. He declined to elaborate; but I believe we all know that he was referring to the existence of chocolate covered bacon. I'd rather be judged by twelve than carried by six.

08-26-2005, 02:39 PM	#6
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	Many years ago, my roommates and I got into a thing where we were making up blues songs about trivial things. Of course, all lyrics were preceded and/or followed by "nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh", as all blues must be. This went on for several weeks. One night, we were sitting around watching TV, and a commercial came on TV for Warheads, one of the first really incredibly sour candies that hit the market. We had been sampling them from time to time, and so were familiar with them. Rick, my roomie and buddy since we were teens, looks over at Carrie and I and says, "I gave my parents a Warhead...", and out of the clear blue, we both went "nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh." It was funny then. You had to be there. Really. See, he wasn't expecting it, and neither of us knew the other would do it, and... Okay, maybe it wasn't that funny. __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

08-25-2005, 11:32 PM	#2
marichiko Guest Posts: n/a	I'll send the ax murderer over to put you out of your misery.

08-26-2005, 02:47 PM	#8
Queen of the Ryche is fleeing the scene Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Beautiful CO Posts: 1,510	I'm laughing on the inside. Really. __________________ Once, in an interview, Chuck Norris admitted that he was not the most awesome thing ever. He declined to elaborate; but I believe we all know that he was referring to the existence of chocolate covered bacon. I'd rather be judged by twelve than carried by six.

08-26-2005, 03:28 PM	#9
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	Hell, I'm laughing on the inside and the outside! __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

08-27-2005, 12:25 AM	#10
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	Once upon a time in Philadelphia ... Back when John DeBella was the leading DJ in Philly Morning Radio on WMMR's Morning Zoo (formerly the DeBella Travesty), he would have a blues song contest. Callers would get the "nuh nuh nuh nuh" played for them, and they would perform their impromptu blues. The bluest of blues singers would receive an Attack Pack (a small duffel bag crammed full of logo gear from the station) and some other goodies, like restaurant gift certificates. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

08-29-2005, 09:43 PM	#11
zippyt LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 7,661	do I sence a nother hunter joining the party ????? __________________ "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. " Brother Dave Gardner

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