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			Put on your eye shades ♫ You know where to put the cork I know where to put the cork, but where do I get one Ladies and Gentleman and Children of all ages. At great trouble and expense we present to you. ~The Whistler~ 2018 European Tree of the Year ~234 year old CORK OAK (QUERCUS SUBER) ![]() Quote: 
	
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			I knew cork came from trees, but didn't know they were oaks. 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			Cool IOTD, Bruce. Thx. 
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			You got it right, it's a relatively small country compared to the other cork producers but turns out 50% of the worlds production.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			 I think this line's mostly filler. 
			
			
			
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			I have consumed way more than my share of wine over the last 60 years and worked in the industry for a good part of those. 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	I have pulled too many corks by far and now regard the usage of screw top closures a great plus in my current shopping.  | 
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			I've saved a cork or two from drowning m'self.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			Disappoint. This thread is up 12 hours and nobody's made any cork soaker jokes yet.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			You farging insensitive bastidge.  I lost my cork soaker on 9/11.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			This thread reminds me, I have a few bottles of vintage Port that need drinking over the next year. There's a Fonseca, a Dow's, and a Quinto do Vesúvio all from the great 1994 vintage. The wines in the bottles could possibly go on for decades if they remained tightly stoppered; however, corks become iffy after about 25 years and I'm not positioned to have them recorked. Their time has come.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			That's a shame that you have to drink those.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			I feel a little... profligate for having simply thrown (so many of) them away now #hoarder.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			I got bags of corks.  Somewhere.  They all say Sutter Home.  Bartendress wanted me to make her something w/them, I forget what.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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