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05-12-2016, 03:38 AM
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The future is unwritten
Join Date: Oct 2002
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What would you be?
What would you be if you had your druthers?
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05-12-2016, 08:16 AM
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The Un-Tuckian
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: South Central...KY that is
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Food - Pizza, everybody loves pizza (or, one of my casseroles).
Garment - a comfy t-shirt, who wants to hang around in a closet all the time? Appliance - oven. Room - kitchen, good things happen in kitchens (or one of your quieter tap rooms). Illness - tonsillitis, maybe. I don't want to kill people. Not most of the time, anyway.  War - War on drugs. C'mon, now, who's surprised by this one? 
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05-12-2016, 08:52 AM
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We have to go back, Kate!
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Location: Yorkshire
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05-12-2016, 09:19 AM
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I'm gonna steal 3 of grav's answers because I can't improve on them.
Pizza Old t-shirt Kitchen And I'm going to go with Wine Fridge Toxoplasmosis, because mind control And war is a tough one. There was some young adult book about a chocolate war. I'm going with that. A chocolate war. I picture throwing candy bars around. |
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05-12-2016, 10:20 AM
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Junior Master Dwellar
Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: Buckinghamshire UK
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Food: Toasted bacon sandwich.
Garment: Barbour jacket. Tough as old boots and will last forever. Appliance: Toaster. See 'Food' above. Room: South facing conservatory. Illness: A slight cold.  War: Third World War. Let's face it, if you're going to have a war, the Third World is the best place to have it.
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05-12-2016, 10:39 AM
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We have to go back, Kate!
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Yorkshire
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I think for me it would be:
Food - the humble potato. Plain but versatile Garment - Rocket Dog biker boots - because they're sturdy and very, very cool Appliance - kettle. If in doubt, make tea. Room - bedroom, duh Illness - Multiple Sclerosis. Every day's a surprise War - The War of Jenkin's Ear (1739-1748). Just for the name.
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05-12-2016, 11:27 AM
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Junior Master Dwellar
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Having read DanaC's post, I think that I will also choose a kettle for the appliance category.
After all, what goes better with a bacon sandwich than a cuppa?
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05-12-2016, 11:48 AM
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We have to go back, Kate!
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Yorkshire
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Absolutely!
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05-12-2016, 12:47 PM
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Person who doesn't update the user title
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Pessimistic answers:
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05-12-2016, 02:49 PM
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I can hear my ears
Join Date: Oct 2003
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Food - Kielbasa
Garment -Banana costume Appliance - Immersion Blender Room - Airplane Hangar Illness - streptocockal pharyngitis War - War of the Golden Stool
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05-12-2016, 04:03 PM
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Radical Centrist
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Cottage of Prussia
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Pessimistic
Food: Soylent Green. It's people! So it's me! Garment: Sweatpants. The general public sees it but doesn't want to, considers it too loose and casual Appliance: Dryer. Takes a lot of energy; basically sits in the corner and quivers. Room: Panic room. Duh Illness: Generalized Anxiety Disorder. Duh War: US Civil War: In the end I'll be fine, and whole, but at what cost? Optimistic Food: Tanzanian peaberry coffee; Uncommon, strong, and probably even good for you Garment: Mormon underwear. Underneath it all, I'm magic and sacred. Appliance: Stick blender. It's surprisingly powerful. Room: The war room. Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! Illness: Post-nasal drip. You think it's funny but it's snot War: Iraq 1. Generally considered useful and a good idea. |
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05-12-2016, 04:12 PM
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We have to go back, Kate!
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Yorkshire
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oh, I like this splitting off into pessimistic and optimistic.
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05-14-2016, 11:22 PM
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Don't pop a vein
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: in my own mind
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@Tony -your whole response above made me smile. Smart and funny- this is why I love you. This and of course your big heart ❤️
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05-15-2016, 12:14 AM
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The future is unwritten
Join Date: Oct 2002
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And here I thought you were after his pretty face, and huge bank balance.
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05-15-2016, 11:01 AM
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I love it when a plan comes together.
Join Date: Oct 2009
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Food - Manna
 Garment - The Emperor's New Clothes  Appliance - Popcorn Maker  Room - Guest Room  Illness - Seven Year Itch  War - the card game 
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