Where did Mohammed Al-Douri, Iraqi Ambassador to the United Nations, go

Nothing But Net · 04-12-2003, 04:23 AM

1) To Rio de Janiero, where the lawlessness is comparable to Baghdad but the women are much better looking.

2) Named as joint CEO (with the Minister of Information) of CNN.

3) Succumbed to SARS from the infidels, which is evidence of biological warfare, and is recuperating somewhere in Sri Lanka.

4) On vacation, but calling in daily.

5) Working for Ted's Mufflers in Paramus, New Jersey.

Add your own!

wolf · 04-12-2003, 07:19 AM

Nah ... He's running the Dunkin' Donuts in Norristown.

[ethinic-racial insensitivity](I've been out of the fast food loop for a while. When did DD become the primary franchising opportunity for persons of Arabic and Asian Sub-Contintinent Indian descent? I've been in three recently. Has 7-11 stopped it's expansion push?)[/ethnic-racial insensitivy]

elSicomoro · 04-12-2003, 09:45 AM

Actually Wolf, only one in my area is run by Indians--Roosevelt Blvd. and Red Lion Rd. All the other ones are run by Whitey.

And damnit, they just built a new Dunkin Donuts at Grant and Academy...now they're building ANOTHER one at Grant and the Boulevard. Fuck...I want another Krispy Kreme store!

wolf · 04-12-2003, 10:00 AM

I just found a Krispy Kreme store in Clark's Summit, right before the entrance to the NE Extension of the PA turnpike. It's a bitch to get into if you're coming off the Tpike and heading westbound on Route 6, but an easy in-and-out for the eastbound lane ...

All the Dunkin' Donuts I've been in lately (three or four of 'em) have been staffed by people whose cultural backgrounds do not include donuts and coffee. Despite this, the donuts appear to be prepared to the Dunkin' standard, which is the nice thing about how formulaic franchising is.

ALWAYS the same, no matter where you go.

elSicomoro · 04-12-2003, 10:43 AM

Shit, you know what Wolf? I completely forgot about the Dunkin Donuts inside the Amoco at Knights and Woodhaven...Indians.

elSicomoro · 04-12-2003, 10:45 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Nothing But Net
5) Working for Ted's Mufflers in Paramus, New Jersey.

6) Working at a Pep Boys in Queens.

wolf · 04-12-2003, 10:47 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by sycamore
6) Working at a Pep Boys in Queens.

Just found his name on a purchase order, eh?

zippyt · 04-12-2003, 10:50 AM

7) Working at the Burger King in Dothen Al. Learning the deep fryer fron the KING !!!!!

juju · 04-12-2003, 10:51 AM

France?

elSicomoro · 04-12-2003, 11:04 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by wolf
Just found his name on a purchase order, eh?

No, he was one of those stupid motherfuckers that called yesterday begging me to fax his W-2. Like it was my fault that his dumb ass didn't change his address with the Store Support Center when he moved for the 7th time in 2003.

zippyt · 04-12-2003, 11:05 AM

Dothen Alabama . The King (Elvi-- , don't want the fools at Graceland jumping on me for revealing his where abouts )

elSicomoro · 04-12-2003, 11:05 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by juju
France?

Nah...(insert any Arab country here except for Kuwait).

Griff · 04-12-2003, 11:44 AM

To Hollywood, he's appearing in a Viagra commercial with Bob Dole. Partial quote from the commercial, "Having trouble pleasing your missile inspector?.."

xoxoxoBruce · 04-12-2003, 12:56 PM

Who needs the Kwik-E-Mart?
Now here comes the tricky part.
Oh, won't you rhyme with me?

Who needs the Kwik-E-Mart?
Their floors are stick-E-Mart,
They made Dad sick-E-Mart,

Let's hurl a brick-E-Mart,
The Kwik-E-Mart is real... D'oh!
Who needs the Kwik-E-Mart?
Not meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Forget the Kwik-E-Mart,
Goodbye to Kwik-E-Mart,
Who needs the Kwik-E-mart?
Not meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

04-12-2003, 04:23 AM	#1
Nothing But Net Professor Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Spring, Texas Posts: 1,481	Where did Mohammed Al-Douri, Iraqi Ambassador to the United Nations, go 1) To Rio de Janiero, where the lawlessness is comparable to Baghdad but the women are much better looking. 2) Named as joint CEO (with the Minister of Information) of CNN. 3) Succumbed to SARS from the infidels, which is evidence of biological warfare, and is recuperating somewhere in Sri Lanka. 4) On vacation, but calling in daily. 5) Working for Ted's Mufflers in Paramus, New Jersey. Add your own!

04-12-2003, 07:19 AM	#2
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	Nah ... He's running the Dunkin' Donuts in Norristown. [ethinic-racial insensitivity](I've been out of the fast food loop for a while. When did DD become the primary franchising opportunity for persons of Arabic and Asian Sub-Contintinent Indian descent? I've been in three recently. Has 7-11 stopped it's expansion push?)[/ethnic-racial insensitivy] __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

04-12-2003, 10:00 AM	#4
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	I just found a Krispy Kreme store in Clark's Summit, right before the entrance to the NE Extension of the PA turnpike. It's a bitch to get into if you're coming off the Tpike and heading westbound on Route 6, but an easy in-and-out for the eastbound lane ... All the Dunkin' Donuts I've been in lately (three or four of 'em) have been staffed by people whose cultural backgrounds do not include donuts and coffee. Despite this, the donuts appear to be prepared to the Dunkin' standard, which is the nice thing about how formulaic franchising is. ALWAYS the same, no matter where you go. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis Last edited by wolf; 04-12-2003 at 10:02 AM.

04-12-2003, 10:50 AM	#8
zippyt LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 7,661	7) Working at the Burger King in Dothen Al. Learning the deep fryer fron the KING !!!!! __________________ "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. " Brother Dave Gardner

04-12-2003, 11:05 AM	#11
zippyt LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 7,661	Dothen Alabama . The King (Elvi-- , don't want the fools at Graceland jumping on me for revealing his where abouts ) __________________ "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. " Brother Dave Gardner

04-12-2003, 09:45 AM	#3
elSicomoro Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 12,486	Actually Wolf, only one in my area is run by Indians--Roosevelt Blvd. and Red Lion Rd. All the other ones are run by Whitey. And damnit, they just built a new Dunkin Donuts at Grant and Academy...now they're building ANOTHER one at Grant and the Boulevard. Fuck...I want another Krispy Kreme store!

04-12-2003, 10:43 AM	#5
elSicomoro Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 12,486	Shit, you know what Wolf? I completely forgot about the Dunkin Donuts inside the Amoco at Knights and Woodhaven...Indians.

04-12-2003, 10:51 AM	#9
juju no one of consequence Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Arkansas Posts: 2,839	France?

04-12-2003, 11:44 AM	#13
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	To Hollywood, he's appearing in a Viagra commercial with Bob Dole. Partial quote from the commercial, "Having trouble pleasing your missile inspector?.." __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

04-12-2003, 12:56 PM	#14
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Who needs the Kwik-E-Mart? Now here comes the tricky part. Oh, won't you rhyme with me? Who needs the Kwik-E-Mart? Their floors are stick-E-Mart, They made Dad sick-E-Mart, Let's hurl a brick-E-Mart, The Kwik-E-Mart is real... D'oh! Who needs the Kwik-E-Mart? Not meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Forget the Kwik-E-Mart, Goodbye to Kwik-E-Mart, Who needs the Kwik-E-mart? Not meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

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