Your invention ideas

monster · 02-05-2016, 04:56 PM

if you're confident enough they will come to nowt, share away.....

A few weeks ago I unvented cupholder sized tissue boxes ....then I saw them in the store.

But today....... I invented a car that doesn't self-drive, but sees what needs to happen and then texts it to you. For all those dickheads who drive with their eyes on their phone propped atop their steering wheel

lumberjim · 02-05-2016, 07:19 PM

It's not an invention, but on the topic of cars...

Your license plate should be your cell number. So I can call you and tell you to get the fuck over. This is the passing lane, jerky.

lumberjim · 02-05-2016, 07:21 PM

I'd also like to federalize tags and sales tax for cars. But that's just because out of state tags are a pain

xoxoxoBruce · 02-05-2016, 08:27 PM

But if it's simplified it makes you less valuable. And my plate tells you about my phone... NO PHONE.

I want ATMs that give you a choice of bill denominations.

Scriveyn · 02-06-2016, 03:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

... I want ATMs that give you a choice of bill denominations.

€/$9.99 bills would reduce the small change rattling around my pockets.

Seriously though, we've got this kind of ATM in my area (DE), some of them anyway.

monster · 02-07-2016, 10:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scriveyn

€/$9.99 bills would reduce the small change rattling around my pockets.

Seriously though, we've got this kind of ATM in my area (DE), some of them anyway.

you don't have sales tax?

xoxoxoBruce · 02-08-2016, 01:11 AM

Nope, no sales tax in Delaware, personal income tax though. You have to submit a copy of your federal tax return along with your state form. A real pain in the ass for out of state-ers working in DE.

lumberjim · 02-05-2016, 10:43 PM

I've got one like yours monstah: I invented this mentally... But my version was disposable.

lumberjim · 02-05-2016, 10:44 PM

Sorry you asked?

busterb · 02-08-2016, 03:50 PM

Over the years I've came up with some world class brainstorms. Most times after a few drinks of hard crap. Once I thought it was so great I recorded it. So I wouldn't forget.
Well next day I deleted it.. Shit wouldn't fly.

Pamela · 02-08-2016, 09:01 PM

I once had the idea of a drop in mod for a water dispenser whereby you didn't have to remove the plastic cap on the five gallon bottle, just upend it and slide it into the well and the top of the device would pierce the cap and release the water, thus eliminating the almost inevitable spillage when changing bottles.

Then I found that some a-hole patented the idea but never built one. Just sat on the patent until someone like me comes along so they could sell me the patent or sue me if I didn't do due diligence before building/marketing.

It was a good idea though, I thought.

Gravdigr · 02-09-2016, 02:19 PM

TinEye, or, drag-n-drop searches for videos.

Oftentimes, videos for YahooNews' (and other sites') articles won't play, even after multiple refreshes. It would be nice to use the thumbnail for the video to be able to search for that same video on YouTube, LiveLeak, or whatever, without typing the title/subject of the vid, and then drilling through the search results.

Did I just make somebody a million damn dollars?

Spexxvet · 02-09-2016, 03:37 PM

A sticker with a picture of a screw on it. Cover the hearts on bumper stickers. "I heart NY" becomes "I screw NY"

BigV · 02-09-2016, 11:35 PM

Clubs are trump.

xoxoxoBruce · 02-09-2016, 11:49 PM

My Mustang was that color, but not a convertible and it wouldn't open stadiums.

02-05-2016, 04:56 PM	#1
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Your invention ideas if you're confident enough they will come to nowt, share away..... A few weeks ago I unvented cupholder sized tissue boxes ....then I saw them in the store. But today....... I invented a car that doesn't self-drive, but sees what needs to happen and then texts it to you. For all those dickheads who drive with their eyes on their phone propped atop their steering wheel __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

02-05-2016, 07:19 PM	#2
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	It's not an invention, but on the topic of cars... Your license plate should be your cell number. So I can call you and tell you to get the fuck over. This is the passing lane, jerky. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

02-05-2016, 07:21 PM	#3
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	I'd also like to federalize tags and sales tax for cars. But that's just because out of state tags are a pain __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

02-05-2016, 08:27 PM	#4
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	But if it's simplified it makes you less valuable. And my plate tells you about my phone... NO PHONE. I want ATMs that give you a choice of bill denominations. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

02-08-2016, 01:11 AM	#7
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Nope, no sales tax in Delaware, personal income tax though. You have to submit a copy of your federal tax return along with your state form. A real pain in the ass for out of state-ers working in DE. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

02-05-2016, 10:43 PM	#8
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	I've got one like yours monstah: I invented this mentally... But my version was disposable. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

02-05-2016, 10:44 PM	#9
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	Sorry you asked? __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

02-08-2016, 03:50 PM	#10
busterb NSABFD Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: MS. usa Posts: 3,908	Over the years I've came up with some world class brainstorms. Most times after a few drinks of hard crap. Once I thought it was so great I recorded it. So I wouldn't forget. Well next day I deleted it.. Shit wouldn't fly. __________________ I've haven't left very deep footprints in the sands of time. But, boy I've left a bunch.

02-08-2016, 09:01 PM	#11
Pamela Deplorable Join Date: Oct 2013 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 767	I once had the idea of a drop in mod for a water dispenser whereby you didn't have to remove the plastic cap on the five gallon bottle, just upend it and slide it into the well and the top of the device would pierce the cap and release the water, thus eliminating the almost inevitable spillage when changing bottles. Then I found that some a-hole patented the idea but never built one. Just sat on the patent until someone like me comes along so they could sell me the patent or sue me if I didn't do due diligence before building/marketing. It was a good idea though, I thought.

02-09-2016, 02:19 PM	#12
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	TinEye, or, drag-n-drop searches for videos. Oftentimes, videos for YahooNews' (and other sites') articles won't play, even after multiple refreshes. It would be nice to use the thumbnail for the video to be able to search for that same video on YouTube, LiveLeak, or whatever, without typing the title/subject of the vid, and then drilling through the search results. Did I just make somebody a million damn dollars? __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

02-09-2016, 03:37 PM	#13
Spexxvet Makes some feel uncomfortable Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 10,346	A sticker with a picture of a screw on it. Cover the hearts on bumper stickers. "I heart NY" becomes "I screw NY" __________________ "I'm certainly free, nay compelled, to spread the gospel of Spex. " - xoxoxoBruce

02-09-2016, 11:35 PM	#14
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	Clubs are trump. __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

02-09-2016, 11:49 PM	#15
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	My Mustang was that color, but not a convertible and it wouldn't open stadiums. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

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