Batting CleanUP!!

JBKlyde · 04-22-2012, 03:43 PM

20 hamburgers says I get tagged out at 3rd.

and the punch line IS.....

C it's Not funny.

Did we forget about the "ham burglar"

JBKlyde · 04-22-2012, 06:43 PM

And you wanna hear something I THINK is really cool.. when I played base ball as a kid I never got a hit but when I play softball for this church team called 'the saints' I used to get a shot right up short stop every time..

JBKlyde · 04-24-2012, 05:32 PM

The Blood of Jesus 'Wind Shield Wiper'

On my fore head is a wind shield wiper,
Kind of like what you'd call for a baby a diaper,
It wipes away all the dirt that's on my mind,
It takes my insanity and makes me clean and fine,
Oh Yes the Blood of Jesus makes me shine,
I do believe I should act a little more kind,
Please don't cast me out to the drop of a dime,
The facts are clear and I know I'm wretched,
So spell it out and I'll go fetch it...

y-f-t-p

classicman · 04-24-2012, 08:34 PM

s-t-f-u

Sundae · 04-25-2012, 08:40 AM

No, JBK - I don't want to hear anything from you.

DanaC · 04-25-2012, 09:04 AM

*snort*

'spalm'

JBKlyde · 04-25-2012, 01:26 PM

Point Being.. I'm nowhere close to "going postal".. and I have more important things to do then to try and gain acceptance from a bunch of 'hell bound' freaks... except maybe convert them to Christianity.

Flint · 04-25-2012, 02:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JBKlyde

Point Being.. I'm nowhere close to "going postal".. and I have more important things to do then to try and gain acceptance from a bunch of 'hell bound' freaks... except maybe convert them to Christianity.

Let me get this straight. You're better than us because we've called attention to hateful things you've posted--and therefore we're all going to hell? How crazy/stupid do you have to be in order for that to make sense? Are you playing a character--trolling this board...??? You can't be real.

JBKlyde · 04-25-2012, 04:55 PM

I'm not saying I better than anyone just 'pushing the limits' just to see what I can learn most of the research I've done on the net I can apply to my daily life and I am a student of life so why do you care?? Or do you??

JBKlyde · 04-25-2012, 05:00 PM

oops doublepost

Flint · 04-25-2012, 11:08 PM

So did you learn anything? I see no evidence of that, and I don't believe that you have any interest in doing that. I call bullshit. I don't even think you believe what you just posted. You posted something that you thought would sound good, something you thought people would like. Quit being such a liar about everything. You won't make any progress based on dishonesty.

"I am a student of life" ... bullshit

infinite monkey · 04-25-2012, 01:30 PM

JBK, stop it.

I've been on your side. I felt that you had more to offer than fire and brimstone. I cannot condone what you said. But it could have been OK, a learning moment for you as you try to become more social again (as you've said) and you're making it worse.

So stop, OK? You were wrong.

JBKlyde · 04-25-2012, 01:49 PM

OK but only because YOU said so...

Trilby · 04-26-2012, 07:48 AM

"Yeah I went to a University.....the one called Life! Ever hear
of it?"

DanaC · 04-26-2012, 07:49 AM

I flunked out of the University of Life.

04-22-2012, 03:43 PM	#1
JBKlyde Banned Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Encrypted Into an AmpitheaterWall Posts: 1,722	Batting CleanUP!! 20 hamburgers says I get tagged out at 3rd. and the punch line IS..... C it's Not funny. Did we forget about the "ham burglar"

04-24-2012, 05:32 PM	#3
JBKlyde Banned Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Encrypted Into an AmpitheaterWall Posts: 1,722	The Blood of Jesus 'Wind Shield Wiper' On my fore head is a wind shield wiper, Kind of like what you'd call for a baby a diaper, It wipes away all the dirt that's on my mind, It takes my insanity and makes me clean and fine, Oh Yes the Blood of Jesus makes me shine, I do believe I should act a little more kind, Please don't cast me out to the drop of a dime, The facts are clear and I know I'm wretched, So spell it out and I'll go fetch it... y-f-t-p Last edited by JBKlyde; 04-24-2012 at 07:03 PM.

04-24-2012, 08:34 PM	#4
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	s-t-f-u __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

04-25-2012, 08:40 AM	#5
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	No, JBK - I don't want to hear anything from you. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

04-25-2012, 11:08 PM	#11
Flint Snowflake Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Dystopia Posts: 13,136	So did you learn anything? I see no evidence of that, and I don't believe that you have any interest in doing that. I call bullshit. I don't even think you believe what you just posted. You posted something that you thought would sound good, something you thought people would like. Quit being such a liar about everything. You won't make any progress based on dishonesty. "I am a student of life" ... bullshit __________________ **************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio**

04-22-2012, 06:43 PM	#2
JBKlyde Banned Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Encrypted Into an AmpitheaterWall Posts: 1,722	And you wanna hear something I THINK is really cool.. when I played base ball as a kid I never got a hit but when I play softball for this church team called 'the saints' I used to get a shot right up short stop every time..

04-25-2012, 01:26 PM	#7
JBKlyde Banned Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Encrypted Into an AmpitheaterWall Posts: 1,722	Point Being.. I'm nowhere close to "going postal".. and I have more important things to do then to try and gain acceptance from a bunch of 'hell bound' freaks... except maybe convert them to Christianity.

04-25-2012, 04:55 PM	#9
JBKlyde Banned Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Encrypted Into an AmpitheaterWall Posts: 1,722	I'm not saying I better than anyone just 'pushing the limits' just to see what I can learn most of the research I've done on the net I can apply to my daily life and I am a student of life so why do you care?? Or do you??

04-25-2012, 05:00 PM	#10
JBKlyde Banned Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Encrypted Into an AmpitheaterWall Posts: 1,722	oops doublepost

04-25-2012, 01:30 PM	#12
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	JBK, stop it. I've been on your side. I felt that you had more to offer than fire and brimstone. I cannot condone what you said. But it could have been OK, a learning moment for you as you try to become more social again (as you've said) and you're making it worse. So stop, OK? You were wrong.

04-25-2012, 01:49 PM	#13
JBKlyde Banned Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Encrypted Into an AmpitheaterWall Posts: 1,722	OK but only because YOU said so...

04-26-2012, 07:48 AM	#14
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	"Yeah I went to a University.....the one called Life! Ever hear of it?" __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

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