Cock!

monster · 06-23-2011, 09:58 PM

footfootfootfootfoot of it <<<READ THIS!

footfootfoot · 06-23-2011, 10:42 PM

See, I would have told her to buy the towels and the chicken. My kind of gal.

monster · 06-23-2011, 11:07 PM

Victor has no chance.

glatt · 06-24-2011, 08:38 AM

I don't like her. She's a disrespectful spoiled brat who has nothing but contempt for her spouse. She and Victor probably deserve each other though.

The tacky McMansion goes right along with the total package.

It's an amusing story though. They interact kind of like the roadrunner and coyote.

footfootfoot · 06-24-2011, 10:48 AM

See, Glatt it's thinking like that that's making you happily married.

But now that you pointed it out, I have to agree. sigh, she's not my kind of gal after all. Call me fickle.

infinite monkey · 06-24-2011, 10:59 AM

And her husband sounds like a big baby douchebag. I think the giant chicken is hilarious, but who wants to live in the made-for-tv version of The War of the Roses?

Clodfobble · 06-24-2011, 03:11 PM

That front door says they have the money for both towels and giant metal roosters.

I wouldn't want to be married to either one of them, but she's got a better sense of humor than he does, at least. He needs to figure out how to retaliate, rather than pout.

classicman · 06-24-2011, 03:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Clodfobble

That front door says they have the money for both towels and giant metal roosters.

or USED TO HAVE ... That may be the problem - House is worth 1/2 of what they paid for it and income has dropped significantly, yet she is still out spending the same as before.

Lola Bunny · 06-24-2011, 03:56 PM

I just saw the link. It's so freaking hilarious!! I couldn't stop laughing.

Thanks, Monster!

Undertoad · 06-24-2011, 03:34 PM

She certainly has a pack of fanatically-agreeing yentas to make her believe she "won". They missed the lavish entrance because they are trying to collect $1 and a towel from everybody to support her.

zippyt · 06-24-2011, 04:49 PM

Daym I Soo Have to make one of these !!

Gravdigr · 06-24-2011, 05:22 PM

We have the same problem in the Gravdigr house, only instead of towels, it's green beans.

TheMercenary · 06-24-2011, 09:53 PM

I want one! That is the bomb!

BigV · 06-26-2011, 08:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheMercenary

I want one! That is the bomb!

orly?

check this shit.

a couple blocks from my house.

xoxoxoBruce · 06-27-2011, 01:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigV

orly?

check this shit.

a couple blocks from my house.

That sure doesn't look like your neighborhood.

But anyway, I'd welcome him to mine. Something more entertaining than the Home Depot/Lowes ticky tacky everyone around here has.

06-23-2011, 09:58 PM	#1
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06-23-2011, 10:42 PM	#2
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	See, I would have told her to buy the towels and the chicken. My kind of gal. __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

06-23-2011, 11:07 PM	#3
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Victor has no chance. __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

06-24-2011, 10:48 AM	#5
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	See, Glatt it's thinking like that that's making you happily married. But now that you pointed it out, I have to agree. sigh, she's not my kind of gal after all. Call me fickle. __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

06-24-2011, 03:11 PM	#7
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	That front door says they have the money for both towels and giant metal roosters. I wouldn't want to be married to either one of them, but she's got a better sense of humor than he does, at least. He needs to figure out how to retaliate, rather than pout. __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

06-24-2011, 08:38 AM	#4
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	I don't like her. She's a disrespectful spoiled brat who has nothing but contempt for her spouse. She and Victor probably deserve each other though. The tacky McMansion goes right along with the total package. It's an amusing story though. They interact kind of like the roadrunner and coyote.

06-24-2011, 10:59 AM	#6
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	And her husband sounds like a big baby douchebag. I think the giant chicken is hilarious, but who wants to live in the made-for-tv version of The War of the Roses?

06-24-2011, 03:56 PM	#9
Lola Bunny Junior Master Dwellar Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 2,728	I just saw the link. It's so freaking hilarious!! I couldn't stop laughing. Thanks, Monster!

06-24-2011, 03:34 PM	#10
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	She certainly has a pack of fanatically-agreeing yentas to make her believe she "won". They missed the lavish entrance because they are trying to collect $1 and a towel from everybody to support her.

06-24-2011, 04:49 PM	#11
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06-24-2011, 05:22 PM	#12
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06-24-2011, 09:53 PM	#13
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