Stupid Shit in the News

Griff · 06-12-2010, 08:44 AM

Kids are wound too tight. Remember when food fights were silly goofy things that lead to students mopping floors?

BINGHAMTON -- Students arrested during brawls outside the high school Thursday have been suspended pending superintendent's hearings that could lead to their expulsion from school.

District and high school officials are still investigating the details of the students' actions during the melee that escalated from a food fight in the cafeteria to brawls and confrontations between students, police and administrators outside the high school, Principal Albert Penna said.

Four adults -- two police officers and two assistant principals -- were injured. The most seriously injured was Associate Principal Martin Klein who was hit the face with a cell phone by a female student.

squirell nutkin · 06-12-2010, 11:36 AM

Must have been an old-school cell phone.

Griff · 06-12-2010, 11:39 AM

I'm wondering if it was used like a roll of quarters in a closed fist rather than thrown?

Flint · 06-12-2010, 04:42 PM

Do you ever think that "they" are trying to engineer kids into soul-less zombies...perfect citizens in a corporate police state?

TheMercenary · 06-12-2010, 05:04 PM

Yea, but now days they need to throw the female student in jail for a 30 days to make a point. She needs an education about our laws.

Clodfobble · 06-12-2010, 06:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Flint

Do you ever think that "they" are trying to engineer kids into soul-less zombies...perfect citizens in a corporate police state?

So you're saying they should freely allow group brawls between students?

Interesting sidenote: my high school's administrators once averted a 40-student standoff-soon-to-be-gang-fight in the cafeteria simply by ringing the bell early. Sure enough, the Pavlov response kicked in and everyone just dispersed to go to class.

Flint · 06-12-2010, 06:51 PM

No.

TheMercenary · 06-12-2010, 07:24 PM

I know, let's put the girl who threw the cell phone in stocks in the front of the school and people can just come by and randomly stone her.... For a week.

Flint · 06-13-2010, 12:32 PM

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Originally Posted by TheMercenary

I know, let's put the girl who threw the cell phone in stocks in the front of the school and people can just come by and randomly stone her.... For a week.

Don't you mean randomly BONE her?

HungLikeJesus · 06-12-2010, 08:06 PM

I think it would be better to put her in stocks, put her cell phone just out of reach, and people can come by and randomly text her.

Trilby · 06-13-2010, 03:46 AM

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Originally Posted by HungLikeJesus

I think it would be better to put her in stocks, put her cell phone just out of reach, and people can come by and randomly text her.

spudcon · 06-12-2010, 09:46 PM

Napalm. Problem solved.

Urbane Guerrilla · 06-14-2010, 10:23 AM

Heads -- in the vagina? Tails -- toss again for another orifice, and then again for left or right?

Flint · 06-14-2010, 10:38 AM

What are the left and right orifices?!

classicman · 06-30-2010, 08:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Flint

What are the left and right orifices?!

Left ...

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CBS News anchor Katie Couric has long been considered a potential successor to King.

CNN, Please do not bring that POS back. What a farce that would be.

Right...

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CNN announced that DISGRACED former New York Gov. Eliot Spitzer (D) and conservative columnist Kathleen Parker would co-host a show on politics and current events.

Are you f*ckin kidding me? No wonder their ratings suck. Aside from Anderson Cooper, I can barely watch CNN anymore.
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06-12-2010, 08:44 AM	#1
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	Stupid Shit in the News Kids are wound too tight. Remember when food fights were silly goofy things that lead to students mopping floors? BINGHAMTON -- Students arrested during brawls outside the high school Thursday have been suspended pending superintendent's hearings that could lead to their expulsion from school. District and high school officials are still investigating the details of the students' actions during the melee that escalated from a food fight in the cafeteria to brawls and confrontations between students, police and administrators outside the high school, Principal Albert Penna said. Four adults -- two police officers and two assistant principals -- were injured. The most seriously injured was Associate Principal Martin Klein who was hit the face with a cell phone by a female student. __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

06-12-2010, 11:36 AM	#2
squirell nutkin has a second hand user title Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: in a Nut House Posts: 2,017	Must have been an old-school cell phone. __________________ And now I'm finished posting.

06-12-2010, 11:39 AM	#3
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	I'm wondering if it was used like a roll of quarters in a closed fist rather than thrown? __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

06-12-2010, 04:42 PM	#4
Flint Snowflake Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Dystopia Posts: 13,136	Do you ever think that "they" are trying to engineer kids into soul-less zombies...perfect citizens in a corporate police state? __________________ **************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio**

06-12-2010, 06:51 PM	#7
Flint Snowflake Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Dystopia Posts: 13,136	No. __________________ **************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio**

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TheMercenary “Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo” Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Savannah, Georgia Posts: 21,393	Yea, but now days they need to throw the female student in jail for a 30 days to make a point. She needs an education about our laws.

06-12-2010, 07:24 PM	#8
TheMercenary “Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo” Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Savannah, Georgia Posts: 21,393	I know, let's put the girl who threw the cell phone in stocks in the front of the school and people can just come by and randomly stone her.... For a week.

06-12-2010, 08:06 PM	#10
HungLikeJesus Only looks like a disaster tourist Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: above 7,000 feet Posts: 7,208	I think it would be better to put her in stocks, put her cell phone just out of reach, and people can come by and randomly text her. __________________ Keep Your Bodies Off My Lawn SteveDallas's Random Thread Picker.

06-12-2010, 09:46 PM	#12
spudcon Beware of potatoes Join Date: May 2007 Location: Upstate NY, USA Posts: 2,078	Napalm. Problem solved. __________________ "I believe that being despised by the despicable is as good as being admired by the admirable."

06-14-2010, 10:23 AM	#13
Urbane Guerrilla Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Southern California Posts: 6,674	Heads -- in the vagina? Tails -- toss again for another orifice, and then again for left or right? __________________ Wanna stop school shootings? End Gun-Free Zones, of course.

06-14-2010, 10:38 AM	#14
Flint Snowflake Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Dystopia Posts: 13,136	What are the left and right orifices?! __________________ **************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio**

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