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Radical Centrist
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Cottage of Prussia
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June 2, 2010: "Turtle Boy" growth removed
![]() This lad in China, Eight-year-old Maimaiti Hali, developed a tumor or growth of some sort which made his classmates call him "turtle boy". ![]() Ew, look at the hair on it. Ew. ![]() So doctors operated, and removed it. But we're not told what it really was, or why it happened, or WTF. Anyway, he can be a part of our Cellar Turtle Fest 2010. daily telegraph |
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Goon Squad Leader
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Seattle
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Mole mole mole! [/austin powers]
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Only looks like a disaster tourist
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: above 7,000 feet
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Now maybe his head won't have to compete for resources.
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Chews Food Coming In, And Going Out
Join Date: Sep 2009
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Asians in a half-shell, TURTLE POWER!
... They're coming.
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Doctor Wtf
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Badelaide, Baustralia
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Four years in a warrior monastery and he totally would have been a teenage mutant ninja turtle. Seems a shame to let that opportunity go.
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Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
Join Date: Jun 2006
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I told myself and told myself: do not open an IotD with the words "growth" and "removed" in the title. I didn't listen to myself.
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Chews Food Coming In, And Going Out
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Maybe they could send it, to you? You could have it surgically grafted, to your back, and then YOU would have the gift... the power. Would that make you happy?
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Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
Join Date: Jun 2006
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Oh HALE no. Take that gift off, throw that gift away, do not let that gift darken his, mine, or anyone else's doorstep ever again.
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Chews Food Coming In, And Going Out
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![]() By all that is unholy, I decree that, upon the first Friday in June, you shall awaken with a hairy shell adorning your back. ![]()
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Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
Join Date: Jun 2006
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Can you drop a basement? Just kidding. ![]()
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Neophyte-in-training
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: Atlanta, GA
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There goes his career in the TMNT movies... !
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Beware of potatoes
Join Date: May 2007
Location: Upstate NY, USA
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Pictures please.
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Only looks like a disaster tourist
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: above 7,000 feet
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Glinda just hasn't been the same since that house fell on her sister.
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Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
Join Date: Jun 2006
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Can I get some synchronized watches? My cable modem and my cable TV have different times. (What is up with that?)
The way I see it, I have one hour and 2 to 5 minutes before I get turtle back. Tomorrow is Friday, right?
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Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
Join Date: Jun 2006
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"They never did turn me into a turtle."
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