Paula Deen - A NUT

Trilby · 11-25-2009, 06:05 PM

perusing thanksgiving day recipes I came across this:

Deep-Fried Cranberry Sauce Fritters

by Paula Deen

Deep frying cranberry sauce seems so very wrong - but, I bet it's good. I also wonder if ol' Paula is Scottish. They seem to want to fry everything, too. Where is bebop? Where is a Scottish person when you need one? typical - at the fry shop.

Dagney · 11-25-2009, 06:07 PM

Oh, I saw her make those - they were NASTY looking! (But the audience seemed to think they were yummy!)

jinx · 11-25-2009, 06:07 PM

I can not stand that woman.

Trilby · 11-25-2009, 06:13 PM

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Originally Posted by jinx

I can not stand that woman.

lol. I can't,either. I can't stand any of them, really. Now that I have one clue about cooking - I can be more discriminating about who I take advice/recipes from.

I do like the barefoot contessa - I have one of her cookbooks and it's ok.

I like marcella hazan....

richlevy · 11-30-2009, 08:52 PM

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Originally Posted by jinx

I can not stand that woman.

Sorry. Too late. Your Cellar Santa has already sent you Paula Deen: Season 1.

jinx · 11-25-2009, 06:15 PM

I like Diners, drive-ins and dives. And Iron chef.

Cloud · 11-25-2009, 07:10 PM

can't be any crazier than the turducken. I saw this on Paula's show, and am like WTF? I have to tell the Cellar about this.

but I searched, like a good girl, and notice it's been discussed before. But seriously--turducken WTF?

Urbane Guerrilla · 11-25-2009, 11:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Cloud

can't be any crazier than the turducken. I saw this on Paula's show, and am like WTF? I have to tell the Cellar about this.

but I searched, like a good girl, and notice it's been discussed before. But seriously--turducken WTF?

A smaller scale American edition of Stuffed Camel, Cloud.

xoxoxoBruce · 11-26-2009, 12:21 AM

The right way to do turducken, is to remove all the bones from the three birds. Then you can slice through it like a jellyroll, for maximun effect. That's a shitload of work, though.

richlevy · 11-28-2009, 10:02 PM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

The right way to do turducken, is to remove all the bones from the three birds. Then you can slice through it like a jellyroll, for maximun effect. That's a shitload of work, though.

Don't forget a layer of stuffing between each bird and inside the last one. Extra points if you use three different kinds of stuffing.

A friend made this for Christmas dinner a year or two ago. The meat was very good. My only issue is that I like crispy skin which didn't happen on the 'underbirds'.

I just guessing, but I wouldn't be suprised to find 'deep fried turducken' out there.

TheMercenary · 11-29-2009, 10:36 AM

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Originally Posted by richlevy

I just guessing, but I wouldn't be suprised to find 'deep fried turducken' out there.

I may need to try that for X-mas.

xoxoxoBruce · 11-30-2009, 03:17 AM

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Originally Posted by richlevy

I just guessing, but I wouldn't be suprised to find 'deep fried turducken' out there.

I read that's a no-no. Deep fried birds work, because the oil is also cooking from the inside. A Turducken is basicly solid and would be underdone, unless you fucked up the outside.

Here ya go.

Sundae · 11-26-2009, 06:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Cloud

can't be any crazier than the turducken. I saw this on Paula's show, and am like WTF? I have to tell the Cellar about this.

but I searched, like a good girl, and notice it's been discussed before. But seriously--turducken WTF?

We're having turducken for Christmas dinner.
The nice people at Tesco have already done all the hard work though.

I mis-spelled it in my previous post (turduckhen).

Tulip · 11-28-2009, 12:29 AM

Turducken may be WTF health-wise, but it sounds yummy to me. Me wanna try.

Spexxvet · 11-28-2009, 08:13 AM

I'd like to hit Paula Deen in the face with a ham!

Never mind...

11-25-2009, 06:05 PM	#1
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	Paula Deen - A NUT perusing thanksgiving day recipes I came across this: Deep-Fried Cranberry Sauce Fritters by Paula Deen Deep frying cranberry sauce seems so very wrong - but, I bet it's good. I also wonder if ol' Paula is Scottish. They seem to want to fry everything, too. Where is bebop? Where is a Scottish person when you need one? typical - at the fry shop.

11-25-2009, 06:07 PM	#2
Dagney The Prodigal Brat Returneth Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: North Cackalacky Posts: 1,107	Oh, I saw her make those - they were NASTY looking! (But the audience seemed to think they were yummy!) __________________ The Constitution gives every American the right to make a total fool out of himself. But that doesn't mean you need to.

11-25-2009, 06:07 PM	#3
jinx Come on, cat. Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: general vicinity of Philadelphia area Posts: 7,013	I can not stand that woman. __________________ Crying won't help you, praying won't do you no good.

11-25-2009, 06:15 PM	#6
jinx Come on, cat. Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: general vicinity of Philadelphia area Posts: 7,013	I like Diners, drive-ins and dives. And Iron chef. __________________ Crying won't help you, praying won't do you no good.

11-25-2009, 07:10 PM	#7
Cloud ... Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,360	can't be any crazier than the turducken. I saw this on Paula's show, and am like WTF? I have to tell the Cellar about this. but I searched, like a good girl, and notice it's been discussed before. But seriously--turducken WTF? __________________ "Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards!"

11-26-2009, 12:21 AM	#9
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	The right way to do turducken, is to remove all the bones from the three birds. Then you can slice through it like a jellyroll, for maximun effect. That's a shitload of work, though. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

11-28-2009, 12:29 AM	#14
Tulip Professor Join Date: May 2008 Location: Houston, TX Posts: 1,293	Turducken may be WTF health-wise, but it sounds yummy to me. Me wanna try.

11-28-2009, 08:13 AM	#15
Spexxvet Makes some feel uncomfortable Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 10,346	I'd like to hit Paula Deen in the face with a ham! Never mind... __________________ "I'm certainly free, nay compelled, to spread the gospel of Spex. " - xoxoxoBruce

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