The duck is flying north for the winter....

DucksNuts · 08-24-2009, 06:08 AM

That's right, I'm a coming to Vegas, baby, vegas!!

There will be 4 of us Aussie chicks hitting the strip in September, oh my gawd, it's gonna be wild. I may get aredted, maybe even married

xoxoxoBruce · 08-24-2009, 11:01 AM

OMG! Vegas will never be the same.

SteveDallas · 08-24-2009, 11:49 AM

Remember, what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas . . .

. . . unless it's sensational enough to make the evening news!!

lookout123 · 08-24-2009, 12:29 PM

well, not everything stays in vegas... unless you create a great explanation when visiting your doctor.

casimendocina · 08-24-2009, 09:43 PM

Can we incorporate the 'himbo' into this thread?

ZenGum · 08-25-2009, 12:49 AM

Actually, wasn't there some talk in the train Wreck thread about meeting up with The Yank Who Broke Your Heart, in Vegas?

Not that I am stalking you, Ducks.

xoxoxoBruce · 08-25-2009, 01:32 AM

That's why she's taking three friends... to tie him up and superglue his dick to his leg.

DucksNuts · 08-25-2009, 04:47 AM

Now now Bruce, you know Im not that kinda girl.

I'm much more likely to chop his dick off and throw it out the window

Yes Zen, there was talk of that, but as it's been *off* again for ages, I turned my shag-a-lot trip with the yank, to a girls party trip. (which may end up with lots of shaggin')

Casi - do you want me to take a pic of him with his shirt off?? He'd be totally willing.

Speaking of the Himbo...today I was talking to him and one of the other managers, Himbo was standing opposite my desk, we were supposed to be having a really serious conversation (well OK, I was talking, he was sposed to be paying attention)...and the next minute he has his arms crossed and is looking down his shirt....Im like "WTF are doing? Did you lose something down there?"...he looks at me with a *duh* expression and then goes.."Ohhh, I was just looking at my chest, I had it waxed and was checking for ingrown hairs".

Man, he makes me want to run a bath.

xoxoxoBruce · 08-25-2009, 10:55 AM

Looking down his own shirt when he could have been looking down yours? What a sick bastard.

DucksNuts · 08-26-2009, 06:07 AM

Maybe he doesnt like big boobs either, Bruce :p

xoxoxoBruce · 08-26-2009, 10:53 AM

DucksNuts · 09-19-2009, 04:33 AM

Soooo, this time next week I will be in vegas and man I hope its ready for an aussie invasion.

The girls I'm going with..

....the ultimate blonde bimbo, she's dumb, she has huge knockers, she snorts when she laughs.We once got kicked out of a male strip club for getting past security and getting backstage and seeing all the dudes naked.

.... the mild mannered accountant, well, mild mannered by day! She once was caught by an entire restaurant giving a guy head outside on the kids train. How was she caught? it was a full glass wall and the outside lighting kicked on. She'd met the guy 30 mins earlier.

....the sensible one, pretty well says it all. She's the worrier who tries to keep us in line but fails everytime. The only time I managed to get her tipsy, we both got evicted from a pub for going all coyote-ugly on its arse.

.... Me!! I've gotten the four of us kicked out of a lovely pub because we were dancing and I lifted the bimbo's dress up above her ears. This was about 3pm in between the wedding and the reception starting. The publican asked us to leave as it was a *family* pub. Fair enough too.

SteveDallas · 09-19-2009, 07:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DucksNuts

.... Me!! I've gotten the four of us kicked out of a lovely pub because we were dancing and I lifted the bimbo's dress up above her ears.

Pics or it didn't happen!

xoxoxoBruce · 09-20-2009, 10:24 PM

All kinds of fun stuff happens in Vegas...

Tortilla Industry Association – Annual Convention & Expo
World of Concrete Expo
Nancy Drew Sleuths Annual Convention
Limousine & Chauffeured Transportation (LCT) Annual Show
American Management Association – Management for Administrative Professionals
B1 Screw Threads Convention
Advanced Urology Coding Billing Reimbursement Seminar
Las Vegas Accordion 10th Annual Convention
Tetra Tech RTW Activated Sludge Troubleshooting & Optimization Course
International Paper Doll Convention

Sundae · 09-19-2009, 05:58 AM

Take your cameras, your dictaphones, your DVD recorders etc etc.
If we don't get evidence, it didn't happen. Although you might rely on that later...

08-24-2009, 06:08 AM	#1
DucksNuts Bitchy Little Brat Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Queensland, Australia Posts: 5,067	The duck is flying north for the winter.... That's right, I'm a coming to Vegas, baby, vegas!! There will be 4 of us Aussie chicks hitting the strip in September, oh my gawd, it's gonna be wild. I may get aredted, maybe even married

08-24-2009, 11:01 AM	#2
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	OMG! Vegas will never be the same. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

08-24-2009, 12:29 PM	#4
lookout123 changed his status to single Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Right behind you. No, the other side. Posts: 10,308	well, not everything stays in vegas... unless you create a great explanation when visiting your doctor. __________________ Getting knocked down is no sin, it's not getting back up that's the sin

08-25-2009, 12:49 AM	#6
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	Actually, wasn't there some talk in the train Wreck thread about meeting up with The Yank Who Broke Your Heart, in Vegas? Not that I am stalking you, Ducks. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

08-25-2009, 01:32 AM	#7
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	That's why she's taking three friends... to tie him up and superglue his dick to his leg. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

08-24-2009, 11:49 AM	#3
SteveDallas Your Bartender Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Philly Burbs, PA Posts: 7,651	Remember, what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas . . . . . . unless it's sensational enough to make the evening news!!

08-24-2009, 09:43 PM	#5
casimendocina Professor Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 1,622	Can we incorporate the 'himbo' into this thread?

08-25-2009, 04:47 AM	#8
DucksNuts Bitchy Little Brat Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Queensland, Australia Posts: 5,067	Now now Bruce, you know Im not that kinda girl. I'm much more likely to chop his dick off and throw it out the window Yes Zen, there was talk of that, but as it's been off again for ages, I turned my shag-a-lot trip with the yank, to a girls party trip. (which may end up with lots of shaggin') Casi - do you want me to take a pic of him with his shirt off?? He'd be totally willing. Speaking of the Himbo...today I was talking to him and one of the other managers, Himbo was standing opposite my desk, we were supposed to be having a really serious conversation (well OK, I was talking, he was sposed to be paying attention)...and the next minute he has his arms crossed and is looking down his shirt....Im like "WTF are doing? Did you lose something down there?"...he looks at me with a duh expression and then goes.."Ohhh, I was just looking at my chest, I had it waxed and was checking for ingrown hairs". Man, he makes me want to run a bath.

08-25-2009, 10:55 AM	#9
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Looking down his own shirt when he could have been looking down yours? What a sick bastard. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

08-26-2009, 06:07 AM	#10
DucksNuts Bitchy Little Brat Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Queensland, Australia Posts: 5,067	Maybe he doesnt like big boobs either, Bruce :p

08-26-2009, 10:53 AM	#11
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	__________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

09-19-2009, 04:33 AM	#12
DucksNuts Bitchy Little Brat Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Queensland, Australia Posts: 5,067	Soooo, this time next week I will be in vegas and man I hope its ready for an aussie invasion. The girls I'm going with.. ....the ultimate blonde bimbo, she's dumb, she has huge knockers, she snorts when she laughs.We once got kicked out of a male strip club for getting past security and getting backstage and seeing all the dudes naked. .... the mild mannered accountant, well, mild mannered by day! She once was caught by an entire restaurant giving a guy head outside on the kids train. How was she caught? it was a full glass wall and the outside lighting kicked on. She'd met the guy 30 mins earlier. ....the sensible one, pretty well says it all. She's the worrier who tries to keep us in line but fails everytime. The only time I managed to get her tipsy, we both got evicted from a pub for going all coyote-ugly on its arse. .... Me!! I've gotten the four of us kicked out of a lovely pub because we were dancing and I lifted the bimbo's dress up above her ears. This was about 3pm in between the wedding and the reception starting. The publican asked us to leave as it was a family pub. Fair enough too.

09-20-2009, 10:24 PM	#14
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	All kinds of fun stuff happens in Vegas... Tortilla Industry Association – Annual Convention & Expo World of Concrete Expo Nancy Drew Sleuths Annual Convention Limousine & Chauffeured Transportation (LCT) Annual Show American Management Association – Management for Administrative Professionals B1 Screw Threads Convention Advanced Urology Coding Billing Reimbursement Seminar Las Vegas Accordion 10th Annual Convention Tetra Tech RTW Activated Sludge Troubleshooting & Optimization Course International Paper Doll Convention __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

09-19-2009, 05:58 AM	#15
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Take your cameras, your dictaphones, your DVD recorders etc etc. If we don't get evidence, it didn't happen. Although you might rely on that later... __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

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