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06-24-2009, 11:51 AM
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Master Dwellar
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All that and a bag of chips!
http://www.newsok.com/feed/box-of-ch..._headline_news
A woman pleaded no contest last week to prostitution charges, accused of agreeing to be paid for services with a box of chips by a man who said he was a Frito-Lay employee. Lahoma Sue Smith, 36, was ordered to pay a fine of $1,142 in municipal court from charges from a February arrest. According to the police report, undercover officers noticed Smith "trying to catch a date” by flashing her headlights at SE 33 and Robinson. Officers said they followed Smith’s car and found her with her blouse open and found a man in the passenger seat pulling his pants up. The man told police he was having marital problems and knew he could pick up a prostitute there. Smith told police the man told her he was looking for company but he didn’t have any money, so she agreed to be paid with a $30 case of Frito-Lay chips he had in the back of his car. When asked if she had ever been arrested for prostitution, Smith told police "Yes. Two or three times,” authorities said. Smith was arrested on complaints of prostitution and suspicion of driving with a suspended license. The man was not arrested.
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06-24-2009, 12:27 PM
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06-24-2009, 12:29 PM
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Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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Hahahaa. Next they will arrest bar skanks for slutting around for free drinks!
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06-24-2009, 12:34 PM
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(and who you callin a skank?!!!) hehehe But at least i don't do it for chips...although I AM Free-To-Lay!
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06-24-2009, 12:50 PM
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Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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You're the Frito Bandito?
That man should be more discriminating, he might get a Sociable disease. Ba dum dum
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06-24-2009, 01:10 PM
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Once you pop, you can't stop.
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****************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio |
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06-24-2009, 01:35 PM
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Way to go, bro.
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06-24-2009, 01:36 PM
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Is this a tough economy or what?
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In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum |
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06-24-2009, 01:38 PM
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I'd do it for a case of haggis......
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06-24-2009, 01:42 PM
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06-24-2009, 03:43 PM
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06-24-2009, 03:46 PM
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 lol!!!!!!
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06-24-2009, 03:47 PM
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They make a cream for that.........are you allergic to Scots?
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06-24-2009, 04:55 PM
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06-24-2009, 04:51 PM
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Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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She wanted chips? I thought she was looking for peanuts.
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