What would you say to Aliens?

ZenGum · 06-23-2009, 08:20 AM

Here's a scenario.
The Earth has been formally contacted in a diplomatic way by Extra-terrestrial Aliens. To gauge our natures, the Aliens request a one-sentence message from 1,000 randomly chosen people. You are one of the randomly chosen.
What single sentence message would you send?

Trilby · 06-23-2009, 08:42 AM

"Take me to your leader."

Shawnee123 · 06-23-2009, 10:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brianna

"Take me to your leader."

"Take me to your dealer."

Flint · 06-23-2009, 10:12 AM

"Pour me another one, Gleep Glop."

classicman · 06-23-2009, 08:44 AM

E.
A.
D.

and Fuck Cancer.

skysidhe · 06-23-2009, 10:06 AM

You've seen Independance Day and War of the Worlds right? Just remember we're wile.

I really hope you are loving,teaching wise aliens and not the ugly insects or hatching out of the guts kind of aliens.

(These might be more like personal thoughts but if aliens really did visit I think pretense should be thrown out the door)

classicman · 06-23-2009, 10:12 AM

space weed? way to get those talks started S123

dar512 · 06-23-2009, 10:22 AM

Say. What did you guys want with Elvis, anyway?

Beestie · 06-23-2009, 10:30 AM

Dear Aliens: Should we be worried?

Spexxvet · 06-23-2009, 10:36 AM

I'm not sorry about ur finger

Flint · 06-23-2009, 10:37 AM

ha ha ha

Griff · 06-23-2009, 11:50 AM

"Here be Dragons!"

Queen of the Ryche · 06-23-2009, 11:53 AM

"Want your probe back?"

dmg1969 · 06-23-2009, 02:44 PM

Where are Kang and Kodos?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kang_and_Kodos

Sundae · 06-23-2009, 02:47 PM

"Don't tase me bro"

06-23-2009, 08:20 AM	#1
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	What would you say to Aliens? Here's a scenario. The Earth has been formally contacted in a diplomatic way by Extra-terrestrial Aliens. To gauge our natures, the Aliens request a one-sentence message from 1,000 randomly chosen people. You are one of the randomly chosen. What single sentence message would you send? __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

06-23-2009, 08:42 AM	#2
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	"Take me to your leader." __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

06-23-2009, 10:12 AM	#4
Flint Snowflake Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Dystopia Posts: 13,136	"Pour me another one, Gleep Glop." __________________ **************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio**

06-23-2009, 08:44 AM	#5
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	E. A. D. and Fuck Cancer. __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

06-23-2009, 10:06 AM	#6
skysidhe ~~Life is either a daring adventure or nothing.~~ Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 6,828	You've seen Independance Day and War of the Worlds right? Just remember we're wile. I really hope you are loving,teaching wise aliens and not the ugly insects or hatching out of the guts kind of aliens. (These might be more like personal thoughts but if aliens really did visit I think pretense should be thrown out the door) Last edited by skysidhe; 06-23-2009 at 10:12 AM. Reason: wile? ie ?

06-23-2009, 10:22 AM	#8
dar512 dar512 is now Pete Zicato Join Date: May 2003 Location: Chicago suburb Posts: 4,968	Say. What did you guys want with Elvis, anyway? __________________ "Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain." -- Friedrich Schiller

06-23-2009, 10:30 AM	#9
Beestie -◊\|≡·∙■·∙≡\|◊- Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Parts unknown. Posts: 4,081	Dear Aliens: Should we be worried? __________________ ♠ ♥ ♣ ♦

06-23-2009, 10:36 AM	#10
Spexxvet Makes some feel uncomfortable Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 10,346	I'm not sorry about ur finger __________________ "I'm certainly free, nay compelled, to spread the gospel of Spex. " - xoxoxoBruce

06-23-2009, 10:37 AM	#11
Flint Snowflake Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Dystopia Posts: 13,136	ha ha ha __________________ **************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio**

06-23-2009, 11:50 AM	#12
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	"Here be Dragons!" __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

06-23-2009, 11:53 AM	#13
Queen of the Ryche is fleeing the scene Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Beautiful CO Posts: 1,510	"Want your probe back?" __________________ Once, in an interview, Chuck Norris admitted that he was not the most awesome thing ever. He declined to elaborate; but I believe we all know that he was referring to the existence of chocolate covered bacon. I'd rather be judged by twelve than carried by six.

06-23-2009, 02:44 PM	#14
dmg1969 I got nothing Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Central PA Posts: 486	Where are Kang and Kodos? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kang_and_Kodos __________________ Void where prohibited. Your results may vary. Not intended for resale. Do not remove tag. Objects in mirror are closer than they appear.

06-23-2009, 02:47 PM	#15
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	"Don't tase me bro"

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