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10-27-2008, 08:35 PM
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When Do I Get Virtual Unreality?
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Raytown, Missouri
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My Brain is Old
So, today was the first day that it was cool enough when I left the house to wear a coat. My coat has an inside pocket which holds my wallet very nicely. I put my wallet in it.
When I got ready to leave work, I freaked out...couldn't find wallet. It wasn't on my desk, where I usually leave it. Spent a half hour looking around, in my truck, in drawers, even went through the trash. Then I realized that it was in my coat, which was hanging on the door hook of my office, which was open, so the coat was invisible. Fuck.
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10-27-2008, 08:37 PM
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“Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo”
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The older you get the more routine becomes your friend.
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10-27-2008, 08:47 PM
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wow! an invisible coat. Kinda like Harry Potter.
Does that keep the wind off? since wind is invisible, too
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10-27-2008, 08:51 PM
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Slattern of the Swail
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In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum |
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10-27-2008, 08:54 PM
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When Do I Get Virtual Unreality?
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Raytown, Missouri
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I've only had a couple of lovers that were substantially younger than I. The rest are pretty contemporaneous.
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10-27-2008, 08:57 PM
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Slattern of the Swail
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See? I don't even know what contemporanious means! So. i could be your young lover.
*caveat* you have to be a high functioning imaginarinist to accomplish this, but I've faith in you.
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In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum Last edited by Trilby; 10-27-2008 at 08:58 PM. Reason: think I misspelled contemporaneousious...oius. |
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10-27-2008, 09:00 PM
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When Do I Get Virtual Unreality?
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Raytown, Missouri
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I have an awesome imagination.
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10-27-2008, 09:04 PM
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Slattern of the Swail
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In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum |
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10-28-2008, 01:18 PM
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Looking forward to open mic night.
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lol! This reminds me of my memory problems.
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10-29-2008, 02:47 AM
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Doctor Wtf
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Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl. |
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10-28-2008, 02:25 PM
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Multiorgasmic and wrapped in plastic
Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: Central Tennessee
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Your brain may be old, Els, but you're still damn sexy...
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10-29-2008, 12:30 AM
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When Do I Get Virtual Unreality?
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Raytown, Missouri
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Unfortunately, its my withering brain that is my best feature. Sigh.
Do they make something like "Mindagra"?
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10-29-2008, 10:40 AM
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Registered User
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Not here
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I am forever losing my keys. I now keep my car key hidden inside my car. I can do this because I live in a very small town with almost zero crime. If I was living in the city, I'd have to wear my car key on a chain around my neck. BTW, I never can find my wallet, either.
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10-29-2008, 11:22 AM
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go ahead, abbrev. it
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Lawrence, KS
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Same thing happened to me last week. The first day this season I don't wear cargo shorts to work I forget to pickup my wallet. I thought for sure it had fallen out of my back pocket on my way to work on my bike. In a panic I went back home and there it was still sitting on the drawer.
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