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			 Slattern of the Swail 
			
			
			
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				Say Good Morning.
			 
			
			
			My son graduated last night.  Now I'm all awake, nothing to distract me from my impending death, and I feel old.  And lame, weak, blaah, unmotivated...all those things I feel when I see how others have spent their lives and I've wasted mine and someone reads Oh! the Places You'll Go! 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			 
		
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	In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum  | 
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			This is a good morning?  Look forward, not backward!
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			maybe it's the cat hair on every conceivable surface that's got me down.   
		
		
		
		
		
		
			I just feel old...and I miss my baby son. 
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	In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum  | 
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			 The future is unwritten 
			
			
			
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			 Well, he got through High School without killing himself, or anyone else, plus got a college scholarship. That means you've done a pretty good job, so far. 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			I'd like to pat you on the back... and front... and bottom.  
		
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			 When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? 
			
			
			
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			...and I'll follow up by licking the parts he's missed.  It might not cheer you up, but it sure as hell will make *me* feel good.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			 barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. 
			
			
			
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			Bri, I'm down this am too.   
		
		
		
		
		
		
			   gonna take my son to Lowes buy some tools and shit and build something or do something.  Gotta shake this off now.  oh yeh, mornin. 
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			 Looking forward to open mic night. 
			
			
			
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			Morning!!! I already burned myself with my coffee. It's a good morning anyway! I slept all the way to 10 a.m.! I'm normally not able to do that. I like that. 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			 
		
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			If only...if only I could have bruce and els...I would finally be a fulfilled woman.   sigh.  I wrote something for my ex husband.  I might really send it to him.  It is  a ROUGH DRAFT (here that, SD?) lemme know what you think. 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			it's in creative bullshit you wrote when you were drunk thread. 
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			I dozed all morning and only got up at 11.45.  Then I had to scramble to get sprted for the pub at 13.00. 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			I hear what you're saying Bri, but I reiterate what Bruce said, without the sexual overtones. If you want to play Why I Am A Loser I will win as as least you have fulfilled your biological function. Tomorrow it all starts again. We'll both have a great day and look back on it as the start of something marvellous and new. Honestly! 
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			 Looking forward to open mic night. 
			
			
			
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			Hmm...I am unable to find that thread...? @Bri..
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			I just got it there *now* 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			have a laugh. 
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			Oh, it's really just the Creative Expressions thread.  I added the rest.  to be mean.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			 Looking forward to open mic night. 
			
			
			
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			Oh did you write the homeowner thing whilst tipsy? I am still looking for the letter to your ex-husband.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			yeah, that's it.  It's just a thing I wrote right now.  feeling sad, not really a letter to my ex.  I'm not tipsy.  I'm sad.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			 LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY!   per Feetz 
			
			
			
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			Don't feel sad Bri , you helped raise a good dude , its just life progressing as it should  
		
		
		
		
		
		
			Or would you prefer him to be a 40 yr old livening on Moms couch ??? 
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