January 18, 2007: Bee attack!

Undertoad · 01-18-2007, 12:27 PM

xoB finds this item at the watermarked MediaPost.net, but the images there were poorly handled and wound up stretched. I've used Photoshop's Transform to return them to viewable status.

At first you think it's graphic, but it's not really; just something that'll invoke fear in the hardest of us, and sympathy in the coldest of us.

The story:

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Bee Attack Story By Ron Hatch
Was having late lunch at the Zion Road when I witnessed an elderly woman being attacked by bees just outside the hawker centre. At first, I thought it was flies. The lady tried to fan off the bees with a towel and wanted to enter the hawker centre for shelter. Frightened hawkers and patrons shouted at her to run to somewhere less crowded. She stood there helplessly while the little insects stung and finding their way into her ears, nose and mouth. Some hawkers tried to help by fanning off the bees with burning newspaper. Another person from the coffee shop across the street splashed water on her. Finally, she ran across the street towards Great World City where someone had set up a little fire and smoke. After the ordeal, her face and limps were full of bee-stings. The poor lady wanted to just walk away on her own to seek treatment from a nearby private clinic. The ambulance arrived just then and passersby advised her to seek treatment from the hospital.

lumberjim · 01-18-2007, 12:37 PM

oh, those cowardly f**kers!

the amzing thing is that she stopped to pick her nose in the midst of the attack. must have been a troublesome booger.

Shawnee123 · 01-18-2007, 12:39 PM

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After the ordeal, her face and limps were full of bee-stings

I HATE it when bees get in my limps.

Flint · 01-18-2007, 12:40 PM

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Shawnee123 · 01-18-2007, 12:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Flint

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"I stung some Asian woman and now I'm going to diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeee"

Shawnee123 · 01-18-2007, 02:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Flint

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I'm in ur Singapore, stingin' ur azzzzzz" ?

SydneyBoy · 01-18-2007, 06:59 PM

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Originally Posted by lumberjim

the amzing thing is that she stopped to pick her nose in the midst of the attack. must have been a troublesome booger.

hehe you made me giggle out loud in the office. also a little bit of wee came out but that seems to be happening fairly often these days.

Beestie · 01-18-2007, 12:42 PM

That's awful but she doesn't look all that bad - she must have leather for skin. What kind of bees were they and why did they go after her. She wouldn't be standing there like that if they were killer bees but regular honey bees usually won't attack randomly.

Flint · 01-18-2007, 12:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Beestie

...why did they go after her.

IE, What's in the bag, Granny?

Edit: Do you know something you're not telling us, Beetsie ???

Beestie · 01-18-2007, 05:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Flint

Edit: Do you know something you're not telling us, Beetsie ???

They are my minions.

They do my bidding.

World domination to come.

I suck at haiku.

richlevy · 01-21-2007, 05:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Beestie

They are my minions.

They do my bidding.

World domination to come.

I suck at haiku.

Blameless are the bees.
Most loyal subjects are they.
I am the bee king.

Deuce · 01-22-2007, 10:30 AM

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Originally Posted by richlevy

Blameless are the bees.
Most loyal subjects are they.
I am the bee king.

There is no bee king

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We live only for the Queen.
None shall rule but she.

Shawnee123 · 01-18-2007, 12:49 PM

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Under Danish conditions, rape appears well nigh the perfect bee attractor. It is even difficult to get the bees to visit other plants while the rape is flowering.

?????

wolf · 01-18-2007, 01:04 PM

We call it canola, Shawnee. They mean the plant, not the activity.

Shawnee123 · 01-18-2007, 01:27 PM

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Originally Posted by wolf

We call it canola, Shawnee. They mean the plant, not the activity.

(I know, I was kiddin')

01-18-2007, 12:37 PM	#2
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	oh, those cowardly f**kers! the amzing thing is that she stopped to pick her nose in the midst of the attack. must have been a troublesome booger. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

01-18-2007, 12:40 PM	#4
Flint Snowflake Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Dystopia Posts: 13,136	insert joke here: . Attached Images __________________ **************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio**

01-18-2007, 12:42 PM	#8
Beestie -◊\|≡·∙■·∙≡\|◊- Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Parts unknown. Posts: 4,081	That's awful but she doesn't look all that bad - she must have leather for skin. What kind of bees were they and why did they go after her. She wouldn't be standing there like that if they were killer bees but regular honey bees usually won't attack randomly. __________________ ♠ ♥ ♣ ♦

01-18-2007, 01:04 PM	#14
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	We call it canola, Shawnee. They mean the plant, not the activity. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

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