Ibram - Page 5

footfootfoot · 11-21-2006, 10:47 PM

Back to twats for a moment. I was once flying on the Trans World Airlines, aka, TWA, and the stewardess asked me if I'd prefer some of her TWA coffee or some of her TWA tea.
:rimshot:

lumberjim · 11-21-2006, 11:30 PM

shenanigans.

a nervous waiter in a fine dining establishment once offered our party some cock........uh cocktails. no lie

Aliantha · 11-21-2006, 11:36 PM

When I was a very little girl - about 4 or so - I got into mum's make-up while mum and dad had friends over.

After I considered myself suitably 'done up' I presented myself for inspection by the adults.

They all giggled a bit which offended my sensibilities to the extent that I loudly asked, "What's so funny? Did I commit adultery or something?"

As you can imagine this question led to nothing but more giggles and laughter.

DucksNuts · 11-22-2006, 04:05 AM

Sooo... we shouldnt call eye-bram *Ibby* anymore??

Ibby · 11-22-2006, 06:33 AM

Not EYE-bram, EEE-bram.

Psh, I dunno, call me whatever you want. If you MUST, call me Jason. At least I know how thats s'posed to be pronounced, I think.

DucksNuts · 11-22-2006, 04:12 PM

Ibby is soooo cute though, its really fitting

I have weird little nicknames for everyone though

wolf · 11-23-2006, 01:22 AM

You mean here, or in Real Life?

Beestie · 11-23-2006, 01:31 AM

One less dumb bastard in the Cellar. Oops. Hang on... No, wait... Lemme see... three goes into naught, naught, carry the naught... HEY! We're back down to zero dumb bastards.

zippyt · 11-23-2006, 01:35 AM

So Duckie whats my cute little nick name ?????

DucksNuts · 11-23-2006, 02:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wolf

You mean here, or in Real Life?

Both, it takes a while for me to come up with an adequate name until I get to know someone, usually it plays off their name or a trait.

Quote:

Originally Posted by zip

So Duckie whats my cute little nick name ?????

See zip, when I read your posts or type to you, in my head I say "bippityboobah"

Same as mrnoodle is automatically "moodle", LJ is "LumbersaurusJex".

Well, they arent *always* cute to anyone else but me.

My boss is affectionately called "Fuck-knuckle" or "wilewallywanker".
Co-workers are Mick-kal instead of Michael or Mick, The Doo-Ronnie or The Dont Ron (circumstances pending) instead of Ron, Topher rather than Chris...etc etc. Funny though, other people pick up on it and use those names too.

Eh - I know its weird, but it helps pass the time in the mind of me.

wolf · 11-23-2006, 09:25 AM

Oooh. What's mine?

Ibby · 11-23-2006, 09:30 AM

HEY! HEY! STOP GETTING OFF TOPIC! THIS THREAD IS ABOUT HOW GREAT I AM!

Urbane Guerrilla · 11-23-2006, 10:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Sundae Girl

Dana, Aliantha & Clodfobble have already answered, but I am intrigued now.

Is it pronounced (cat) twat or (dot) twat in your part of the world?

For Pete's Ache --

-- twat is pronounced with a broad A as in father.

DanaC · 11-23-2006, 10:46 AM

Is that .....'farther', 'fayther' or 'faerther'? :P

zippyt · 11-23-2006, 02:04 PM

"bippityboobah"

WTF !!??!!??!!??

I have been calle lots of things but never one of these ,

11-21-2006, 10:47 PM	#61
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	Back to twats for a moment. I was once flying on the Trans World Airlines, aka, TWA, and the stewardess asked me if I'd prefer some of her TWA coffee or some of her TWA tea. :rimshot: __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

11-21-2006, 11:30 PM	#62
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	shenanigans. a nervous waiter in a fine dining establishment once offered our party some cock........uh cocktails. no lie __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

11-21-2006, 11:36 PM	#63
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	When I was a very little girl - about 4 or so - I got into mum's make-up while mum and dad had friends over. After I considered myself suitably 'done up' I presented myself for inspection by the adults. They all giggled a bit which offended my sensibilities to the extent that I loudly asked, "What's so funny? Did I commit adultery or something?" As you can imagine this question led to nothing but more giggles and laughter. __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

11-22-2006, 06:33 AM	#65
Ibby erika Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: "the high up north" Posts: 6,127	Not EYE-bram, EEE-bram. Psh, I dunno, call me whatever you want. If you MUST, call me Jason. At least I know how thats s'posed to be pronounced, I think. __________________ not really back, you didn't see me, i was never here shhhhhh

11-23-2006, 01:22 AM	#67
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	You mean here, or in Real Life? __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

11-22-2006, 04:05 AM	#64
DucksNuts Bitchy Little Brat Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Queensland, Australia Posts: 5,067	Sooo... we shouldnt call eye-bram Ibby anymore??

11-22-2006, 04:12 PM	#66
DucksNuts Bitchy Little Brat Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Queensland, Australia Posts: 5,067	Ibby is soooo cute though, its really fitting I have weird little nicknames for everyone though

11-23-2006, 01:31 AM	#68
Beestie -◊\|≡·∙■·∙≡\|◊- Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Parts unknown. Posts: 4,081	One less dumb bastard in the Cellar. Oops. Hang on... No, wait... Lemme see... three goes into naught, naught, carry the naught... HEY! We're back down to zero dumb bastards. __________________ ♠ ♥ ♣ ♦

11-23-2006, 01:35 AM	#69
zippyt LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 7,661	So Duckie whats my cute little nick name ????? __________________ "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. " Brother Dave Gardner

11-23-2006, 09:25 AM	#71
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	Oooh. What's mine? __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

11-23-2006, 09:30 AM	#72
Ibby erika Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: "the high up north" Posts: 6,127	HEY! HEY! STOP GETTING OFF TOPIC! THIS THREAD IS ABOUT HOW GREAT I AM! __________________ not really back, you didn't see me, i was never here shhhhhh

11-23-2006, 10:46 AM	#74
DanaC We have to go back, Kate! Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Yorkshire Posts: 25,964	Is that .....'farther', 'fayther' or 'faerther'? :P

11-23-2006, 02:04 PM	#75
zippyt LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 7,661	"bippityboobah" WTF !!??!!??!!?? I have been calle lots of things but never one of these , Attached Images __________________ "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. " Brother Dave Gardner

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