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j03L10T · 11-17-2002, 11:20 AM

Finding old pics that are stll ledgible, stimulating, and aren't stuck together?

My most self-educated guess.

j03L10T · 11-17-2002, 11:27 AM

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Originally posted by sycamore

What's this?

Reminds me of when Vonnegut drew an asshole and had it published in "Breakfast of Champions".

Tobiasly · 11-17-2002, 12:59 PM

Q: What's the worst part about having sex with a 9-year-old?

A: Cleaning the blood off your clown suit.

j03L10T · 11-17-2002, 01:08 PM

So this isn't exactly an original- I always got a really big laugh watching Wierd Al's "UHF", the part where the dude is teaching poodles how to fly. Even though I would swear in a court of law that I thought I wrote that one too.

elSicomoro · 11-17-2002, 01:12 PM

"Badgers?!"

"Badgers?!"

"We don't need no stinking badgers!"

And remember folks, the turtle is nature's suction cup.

jaguar · 11-17-2002, 03:36 PM

blowmeetheclown hearing the pelvis crack.

That Guy · 11-17-2002, 04:25 PM

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Originally posted by blowmeetheclown
What's the best part about being a pedophile?

Your dick looks so big in their little hands.

Why don't Mexicans want their daughters to marry blacks?

04-05-2010, 02:30 AM

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Extreme hate crimes tend to be committed by people with a history of antisocial behavior. One of the most heinous examples took place in June 1998 in Jasper, Texas. Three men with jail records offered a ride to a black man who walked with a limp. After beating the victim to death, they dragged him behind their truck until his body was partially dismembered.

PARTIALLY DISMEMBERED! ... TEXANS never could finish a God Damn Thing! Probably pushed it off on a couple of Mexicans, who were too lazy to do it and found a group of Cubans to do it for twelve cents, who sold it to the Chinese guy as Dog, who cleaned it and sold it to the Japanese Dude saying it was the new Beef, who put panties on it and Fucked it before he threw those panties on eBay and re-sold the carcass as Art to a Stupid American who propped it up in their livingroom and blamed the smell of Death and Sex on the Stupid Pollocks that delivered it.

(Turns out those Pollocks were actually Dutch, which explains everything!)

P.S. FUCK YOU NIC!

Tobiasly · 11-17-2002, 05:56 PM

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Originally posted by blowmeetheclown
Why don't Mexicans want their daughters to marry blacks?

Because their kids would be too lazy to steal!

elSicomoro · 11-17-2002, 06:02 PM

Who has the sig line with a quote from Matt Sweeney of Zwan? The one about the difference between a priest and acne? That one's a classic!

11-17-2002, 06:53 PM

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Originally posted by sycamore
Who has the sig line with a quote from Matt Sweeney of Zwan? The one about the difference between a priest and acne? That one's a classic!

I've seen it on Slashdot a few times...

warch · 11-17-2002, 09:01 PM

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The only time you lose is when you don't laugh.

I disagree. I think you can lose on delivery. So I'll leave you boys to it.

Hubris Boy · 11-18-2002, 01:42 AM

Okay... I'm in!

q) How did Helen Keller burn her fingers?
a) Trying to read the waffle iron.

q) Why did God invent women?
a) Because sheep can't type.

q) What do you call the african-american chief of thoracic surgery at Johns Hopkins?
a) Nigger.

q) Why do Jews have such big noses?
a) Because air is free.

Wheeee! This is so... liberating and juvenile. I don't ever want this thread to end.

Nic Name · 11-18-2002, 01:49 AM

http://www.afb.org/info_documents.asp?collectionid=1

http://www.hopkinsmedicine.org/transplant/people/

http://www.adl.org/adl.asp

http://www.nmco.org/

Nic Name · 11-18-2002, 02:51 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tobiasly

What's the difference between a nigger and a snow tire?

Snow tires don't sing when you put chains on them.

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Extreme hate crimes tend to be committed by people with a history of antisocial behavior. One of the most heinous examples took place in June 1998 in Jasper, Texas. Three men with jail records offered a ride to a black man who walked with a limp. After beating the victim to death, they dragged him behind their truck until his body was partially dismembered.

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Many people perceive hate crime perpetrators as crazed, hate-filled neo-Nazis or "skinheads". But research by Dr. Edward Dunbar, a clinical psychologist at the University of California, Los Angeles, reveals that of 1,459 hate crimes committed in the Los Angeles area in the period 1994 to 1995, fewer than 5% of the offenders were members of organized hate groups.

Most hate crimes are carried out by otherwise law-abiding young people who see little wrong with their actions. Alcohol and drugs sometimes help fuel these crimes, but the main determinant appears to be personal prejudice, a situation that colors people's judgment, blinding the aggressors to the immorality of what they are doing. Such prejudice is most likely rooted in an environment that disdains someone who is "different" or sees that difference as threatening. One expression of this prejudice is the perception that society sanctions attacks on certain groups.

Source

11-17-2002, 01:08 PM	#4
j03L10T going nowhere slow Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: L.A. Posts: 252	Alright- So this isn't exactly an original- I always got a really big laugh watching Wierd Al's "UHF", the part where the dude is teaching poodles how to fly. Even though I would swear in a court of law that I thought I wrote that one too.

11-17-2002, 03:36 PM	#6
jaguar whig Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 5,075	blowmeetheclown hearing the pelvis crack. __________________ Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. - Twain

04-05-2010, 02:30 AM	#8
MissPeePants Guest Posts: n/a	THIS IS FOR NIC Quote: Extreme hate crimes tend to be committed by people with a history of antisocial behavior. One of the most heinous examples took place in June 1998 in Jasper, Texas. Three men with jail records offered a ride to a black man who walked with a limp. After beating the victim to death, they dragged him behind their truck until his body was partially dismembered. PARTIALLY DISMEMBERED! ... TEXANS never could finish a God Damn Thing! Probably pushed it off on a couple of Mexicans, who were too lazy to do it and found a group of Cubans to do it for twelve cents, who sold it to the Chinese guy as Dog, who cleaned it and sold it to the Japanese Dude saying it was the new Beef, who put panties on it and Fucked it before he threw those panties on eBay and re-sold the carcass as Art to a Stupid American who propped it up in their livingroom and blamed the smell of Death and Sex on the Stupid Pollocks that delivered it. (Turns out those Pollocks were actually Dutch, which explains everything!) P.S. FUCK YOU NIC!

11-18-2002, 01:49 AM	#14
Nic Name retired Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Toronto, Canada Posts: 1,930	http://www.afb.org/info_documents.asp?collectionid=1 http://www.hopkinsmedicine.org/transplant/people/ http://www.adl.org/adl.asp http://www.nmco.org/ Last edited by Nic Name; 11-18-2002 at 02:09 AM.

11-17-2002, 11:20 AM	#1
j03L10T going nowhere slow Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: L.A. Posts: 252	Finding old pics that are stll ledgible, stimulating, and aren't stuck together? My most self-educated guess.

11-17-2002, 12:59 PM	#3
Tobiasly hot Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Jeffersonville, IN (near Louisville) Posts: 892	Q: What's the worst part about having sex with a 9-year-old? A: Cleaning the blood off your clown suit.

11-17-2002, 01:12 PM	#5
elSicomoro Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 12,486	"Badgers?!" "Badgers?!" "We don't need no stinking badgers!" And remember folks, the turtle is nature's suction cup.

11-17-2002, 06:02 PM	#10
elSicomoro Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 12,486	Who has the sig line with a quote from Matt Sweeney of Zwan? The one about the difference between a priest and acne? That one's a classic!

11-18-2002, 01:42 AM	#13
Hubris Boy Keymaster of Gozer Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Patapsco Drainage Basin Posts: 471	Okay... I'm in! q) How did Helen Keller burn her fingers? a) Trying to read the waffle iron. q) Why did God invent women? a) Because sheep can't type. q) What do you call the african-american chief of thoracic surgery at Johns Hopkins? a) Nigger. q) Why do Jews have such big noses? a) Because air is free. Wheeee! This is so... liberating and juvenile. I don't ever want this thread to end.

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